'South Park' - Season 5 Trivia

1. Finding himself with a new commodity, Cartman went through the phone book, contacting medical research groups regarding the fetuses. What did he haggle with his contacts over on the phone?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Kenny Dies"

Answer: price

Cartman launched into his new endeavor just as if it were any other sales business. He went back and forth between buyers, trying to get the most money for his product, even using lines like "I'm just like the fetuses, [...] I wasn't born yesterday, either." Eventually he struck a deal that he was satisfied with.

From Quiz "South Park" - "The Entity"

Answer: air

When Sheila Broflovski asked Connecticut Kyle how the trip was, he told her, "Oh, it was terrible. They recycled the air on board and it really did a number on my asthma. I-I asked them to turn up the oxygen and they wouldn't." Then Sheila introduced Connecticut Kyle to the family and determined to call him "Kyle" and her own son "Kyle 2" so as to avoid confusion.

From Quiz "South Park" - "The Super Best Friends"

Answer: Butters

The "Blainetologist" Steven was telling the boys that David Blaine was more than just a magician and told them he could show them "how to make your true self appear." When he asked if they considered themselves happy, Butters quickly replied, "I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sounds of my own screams. [...] And then I always get woken up in the morning by the sounds of my own screams. Do you think I'm unhappy?" Then, under Steven's persuasion, Kyle started thinking that he wasn't happy either.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Proper Condom Use"

Answer: magnifying glass

Kyle and Stan had a plastic Jennifer Lopez doll sitting in a car and they were playing at threatening her life. She swore not to "make albums or movies" but her "captors" were impervious to her pleas and used the magnifying glass to focus the sun's rays on her, causing her head to melt and shrivel under the heat!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Cartmanland"

Answer: releasing doves

They were going to release doves to "symbolize the Lord taking Mabel into His arms and giving her everlasting peace." The assistant opened the gate on the dove box, but when nothing flew out, she tipped the box and dumped the dead doves on the ground, saying "Peace."

From Quiz "South Park" - "How to Eat With Your Butt"

Answer: New England

Kyle stood in line, dreading the photo, complaining about the "stupid" New England backdrop. It was more likely that he was just unhappy about soon having to remove his hat and reveal his curly red afro!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Scott Tenorman Must Die"

Answer: $10

He arrived at the bus stop and proudly announced to the other boys that he'd become a man because he'd gotten pubic hair. However, he also revealed that he'd bought the hairs for $10 from Scott Tenorman. Stan and Kyle explained to Cartman that you aren't supposed to buy pubic hairs; that "when you get old enough, you grow your own pubic hair that's attached to you." Cartman was furious to realize he'd been duped and set out to get his money back.

From Quiz 'The Butters Show'

Answer: Studcat Theater

The first place that Butters follows his father to is known as the Studcat theater. Butters told his mom, 'It must've been a real sad movie cause he came out with a lot of tissues.'

From Quiz Mixed "South Park" - Season 5

Answer: David Blaine

The boys become enamored with magician David Blaine when he makes a stop in South Park and soon come to appreciate the teachings of Blainetology, a cult disguised as learnings. While Stan realizes the issues at hand and backs out, the others become brainwashed and help to lead the march on Washington D.C. where the followers plan to drown themselves in the reflecting pool. Stan is able to contact Jesus Christ who, in turn, rallies the Super Best Friends. They're able to construct a giant John Wilkes Booth to kill Blaine's animated Abraham Lincoln statue and the day is saved.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Cripple Fight"

Answer: Priest Maxi

Priest Maxi also confessed that he'd gone through a homosexual "phase" but was saved by the "light of Christ". He insisted that with just two hours, he could "convert [Big Gay Al] back." Of course, the other fathers recalled that Priest Maxi had made the same claim in regard to Peterson, and then "ended up having sex with him!"

From Quiz "South Park" - "Kenny Dies"

Answer: shrimp

He managed to sell one of the fetuses to another researcher, and then resorted to pitching Captain Bly's Seafood Restaurant: "I've got a shipment of about 31 of the most succulent shrimp from the West Indies... These are killer shrimp, Gary, your customers are gonna love 'em." Unfortunately, Cartman didn't seemed thrilled about the market price for "succulent shrimp" and determined to call the restaurant back.

From Quiz "South Park" - "The Entity"

Answer: frozen fish fillet

Sheila offered pasta or a fish fillet, and Connecticut Kyle agreed that fish would be great. However, when he and Kyle went to bed later, Connecticut Kyle confessed that the fish had upset his stomach and he'd need his glasses within easy reach in case he had to run to the bathroom in the middle of the night! Kyle was already annoyed enough, but it only got worse when he realized Connecticut Kyle was a heavy mouth breather even in bed!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Proper Condom Use"

Answer: milking a dog

Cartman showed the other boys that he could "milk" a dog until it made milk, but the other boys were a bit skeptical until Cartman demonstrated. Stan immediately rushed home to show his parents. What the boys didn't realize, though, was that the fifth graders had been playing a trick on them and had actually shown Cartman how to manually stimulate a dog until it ejaculated. When the adults at the Marsh house for their Book Club meeting saw Stan performing this feat, they were understandably horrified!

From Quiz "South Park" - "How to Eat With Your Butt"

Answer: crooked teeth

Cartman thought it was hysterical that he'd gotten the employee at South Park Milk to include "brown eye" in the description of the photo. Little did he know that it would actually help a family find their son!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Scott Tenorman Must Die"

Answer: Kris Kristofferson

Cartman had glued the pubic hairs to his chin to approximate a beard and told Scott, "Hello sir, my name is Kris Kristofferson. I'm with the IRS. I'm here to collect $10 that you owe in back-taxes." Scott, of course, didn't fall for the ruse.

From Quiz 'The Butters Show'

Answer: Spa

After visiting the theater, Butter's father went to the White Swallow Spa.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Cripple Fight"

Answer: big silly goose

Randy Marsh slammed on the breaks and insisted that Stan call Cartman a regular insulting name "like a normal kid!" With a little reticence, Stan complied. Randy was clearly letting the other fathers get to him, and was concerned that Big Gay Al was having too much influence on his son!

From Quiz "South Park" - "The Entity"

Answer: Enrique Iglesias

Mr. Hat was evidently quite interested in the way Enrique "gyrated." At first Mr. Garrison was annoyed by the distraction, but then he realized that a gyroscope would be the key to his design!

From Quiz "South Park" - "The Super Best Friends"

Answer: car

Stan was walking down the street with his bike when he saw two Blainetologists watching him in their car. He turned and headed in the opposite direction, but the car pulled up behind him and swerved across the street toward him! Stan dropped his bike in the street as the car hit it and bumped him to the ground. As the Blainetologists drove away, they warned him, "You'd better watch yourself next time, abandoner!"

From Quiz "South Park" - "Proper Condom Use"

Answer: sexually transmitted diseases

Ms. Choksondik settled down the class by saying, "Alright girls, even though this may be stuff you don't want to hear, you need to hear it." When Wendy and Bebe replied that they were eager, even "excited," about the lesson and thought it would be "fun," Ms. Choksondik went straight for a scare tactic and told the girls about the sexually transmitted diseases they could contract if they didn't get boys to wear condoms.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Cartmanland"

Answer: television commercial

Cartman ran an ad on TV for the park's "Grand Opening." It featured all the fun rides and attractions, but told viewers that unless they were Eric Cartman, they weren't allowed in. Cartman kept adding to that prohibition, "Especially Stan and Kyle." After seeing the commercial, Stan jumped off the couch and told Kyle to join him in sneaking into the park. The boys were climbing over the fence when Cartman found them, but Kyle got caught at the top and popped his hemorrhoid, so they had to go home to get his cream.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Scott Tenorman Must Die"

Answer: $5

Upon hearing that, Cartman refused to sell back the hairs and determined to go to the fair himself. When he arrived, though, he found there was no fair and instead was hand-delivered a box full of pubic hairs!

From Quiz 'The Butters Show'

Answer: Green & green & G

She even painted over the picture of their family!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Cripple Fight"

Answer: Mayor McDaniels

Everyone else was amused and flattered by the impersonations Jimmy did, but when he got to Timmy, the performance didn't sit as well. Timmy was furious and grabbed one of the cakes off the table and threw it at Jimmy's head. Jimmy, ever the performer, simply riffed (with some stuttering, of course), "Wow, looks like when it comes to comedy, I really take the cake."

From Quiz "South Park" - "Kenny Dies"

Answer: spine

Cartman was trying to find a way to save Kenny and returned to Alder Research Group: Cartman: "Doctor, can you tell me exactly how stem cells work?" Researcher: "Look, you have trillions of cells in your body: heart cells, skin cells, brain cells, and so on. But before a cell is designated as a toenail cell or a pancreas cell, it's what we call a stem cell. Sort of like a blank cell. Do you understand?" Cartman: "Not at all, but go on." Researcher: ""Because these cells are blanks, they will often program themselves based on what cells you put around them. You see this rat? Earlier this year, we surgically removed the middle of her spine. Then we injected her with some stem cells and they became the missing part of her spine." Cartman: "My God..." Researcher: "Nerve cells damaged by Parkinson's disease or heart tissue of cardiac patients might ultimately be replaced by tissue grown from stem cells." Cartman: "So then, could stem cells be used on someone whose muscle tissue is wasting away? In other words, if a little boy was dying from a muscular disease, the stem cells could become new muscle tissue." Researcher: "That's the theory." Cartman: "Well, so then, if the stem cells are placed next to a Shakey's Pizza, they would become another Shakey's Pizza! And you'd have your own Shakey's Pizza where you didn't have to charge yourself to eat!" Researcher: "Well, no. To build another Shakey's it would be better to use lumber."

From Quiz "South Park" - "The Entity"

Answer: "Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp."

Circumstance seemed to be torturing Cartman; as soon as he'd agreed to Kyle's deal, Connecticut Kyle kept setting himself up for ribbing! Cartman held out for a pretty admirable length of time, but when Ms. Choksondik told Connecticut Kyle, "Concentration is the key to succeeding in my class," Cartman finally broke and suggested Connecticut Kyle might need to go to "concentration camp."

From Quiz "South Park" - "The Super Best Friends"

Answer: turning water into wine

Stan went to Jesus, hoping if he performed a miracle alongside David Blaine, people would see that Blaine wasn't all that special. Jesus told Stan that his most famous miracle was turning water into wine, and then performed the miracle for Stan by asking him to turn around while he switched out a pitcher of water with a different pitcher of wine. Stan was crestfallen, saying, "That trick sucks, Jesus." Jesus allowed, "Oh. Well, I guess it worked a little better on people 2000 years ago." Stan was desperate to save Kyle from Blaine's hold, and Jesus assured him that he had "a few more miracles up [his] sleeve."

From Quiz "South Park" - "Proper Condom Use"

Answer: Gladiators

After the girls ran away from them in the cafeteria, the boys went straight to the pharmacy to buy condoms. The male pharmacist was reticent, arguing that kids their age shouldn't be having sex and they wouldn't even have condoms small enough to fit. The assistant told him that it was their job to "make sure they're protected" and told him that size wouldn't be an issue: "We just got in the new Gladiators for kids. 'Lil Mini's. They're specially designed for kids under 10, and they're only $5.95 for a box of fifty."

From Quiz "South Park" - "Cartmanland"

Answer: Security Guard

He originally tried to offer two rides a day as payment, but the security guard insisted on a cash salary. When Cartman insisted he didn't have any money, the security guard suggested that Cartman open the park each day to two people and charge them $29.95, which he could then use to pay for the security.

From Quiz 'The Butters Show'

Answer: Three & 3

'Honey you've repainted the walls....three times.' Butter's father says.

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