"South Park" - "Cripple Fight" Quiz

Answer: Jimmy

Timmy had clearly thought Big Gay Al was referring to him, but instead he was introducing Jimmy, who walked proudly into the group on his crutches.

Answer: Priest Maxi

Priest Maxi also confessed that he'd gone through a homosexual "phase" but was saved by the "light of Christ". He insisted that with just two hours, he could "convert [Big Gay Al] back." Of course, the other fathers recalled that Priest Maxi had made the same claim in regard to Peterson, and then "ended up having sex with him!"

Answer: big silly goose

Randy Marsh slammed on the breaks and insisted that Stan call Cartman a regular insulting name "like a normal kid!" With a little reticence, Stan complied. Randy was clearly letting the other fathers get to him, and was concerned that Big Gay Al was having too much influence on his son!

Answer: Mayor McDaniels

Everyone else was amused and flattered by the impersonations Jimmy did, but when he got to Timmy, the performance didn't sit as well. Timmy was furious and grabbed one of the cakes off the table and threw it at Jimmy's head. Jimmy, ever the performer, simply riffed (with some stuttering, of course), "Wow, looks like when it comes to comedy, I really take the cake."

Answer: parka

Jimmy was genuinely touched by Timmy's gift of a bright orange parka, but he didn't understand Timmy's diabolical hope that by wearing the Kenny-like parka his nemesis would fall prey to Kenny's bad luck! Timmy's plan didn't seem to be panning out, though.

After donning the coat, Jimmy walked down the street and had numerous near-misses with fatal accidents, including a falling safe, a car accident, a murderous eagle, Jimbo and Ned's loose trigger fingers, an exploding building, a cattle stampede, and a space shuttle crash!

Answer: naked pictures

He told them, "I'm going to take some pictures of each of you naked, in case we need them, for later." The boys were unexcited about the activity, but Mr. Grazier dismissed their resistance as the noises of a "whining platoon" and ordered them to "fall in and strip down!" At the end of the meeting, Mr. Grazier performed a little puppet show, illustrating the consequences of telling parents about the naked pictures: the Scout puppet got smashed to smithereens with a hammer!

Answer: "They're all pink on the inside."

No doubt he meant it in the least innocuous way possible, but the dads didn't really pick up on anything off about the comment. The fathers were thoroughly shocked later when they discovered "Mr. Slippyfist" had taken dirty photos of their sons!

Answer: church and supermarket

Evidently, most of South Park's residents shared Cartman's enthusiasm for cripple fights, because huge crowds immediately gathered in the parking lot where Timmy and Jimmy were having it out! Luckily for the boys, the crowd didn't seem to know what was going on and mistook the gathering for a "rally to support gays in Scouting."

Answer: no

Big Gay Al thanked everyone for their efforts, but said that he didn't want a court to force his acceptance: "I'm proud to be gay, and I'm proud to be in a country where I'm free to express myself, but freedom is a two-way street. If I'm free to express myself, then the Scouts have to be free to express themselves, too. I know these men. they are good men.

They are kind men. They do what they think is best for kids. No matter how wrong we think they might be, it isn't right for us to force them to think our way.

It's up to us to persuade, and help them see the light, not extort them to. Please, don't cut the Scouts' funding. The Scouts help and have always helped a lot of kids. That's why I love them. I will continue to persuade them to change their minds, but this is the wrong way to do it. So, I am hereby dropping my case, and allowing the Scouts their right to not allow gays into their private club." The crowd was a bit confused about whether to cheer or not, as were the boys, but their fears were somewhat assuaged when Big Gay Al asked them to go for ice cream.

Answer: photoshopped a picture of him

Though Jimmy thought their fight had resolved their differences and made them "best friends," Timmy clearly felt differently. He cut Jimmy's head out of one photo and pasted it onto the body of a man in a naked gay photo, then sent it to the Scouts. Jimmy was promptly removed from the Scout meeting and Timmy reveled in his triumph!