'South Park' - Season 10 Trivia

1. What word or phrase did Al Gore consistently use instead of "serious?"

From Quiz "South Park" - "ManBearPig"

Answer: serial

Al Gore came to South Park Elementary to give a presentation on "the single biggest threat to our planet:" ManBearPig. As Gore explained, "It is a creature which roams the earth alone. It is half man, half bear, and half pig. Some people say that ManBearPig isn't real. Well, I'm here to tell you now, ManBearPig is very real, and he most certainly exists. I'm serial. ManBearPig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. ManBearPig simply wants to get you! I'm super-serial." The kids and staff clearly weren't sure how to react to Gore's seemingly crazy presentation, and clapped weakly out of social obligation.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Tsst"

Answer: handcuffed his ankle to a flagpole

Cartman and his mother were pulled into Mr. Mackey's office to discuss his behavior. He apologized, though not at all sincerely, for his crime: "Okay, I'm sorry I handcuffed Billy Turner's ankle to a flagpole and then gave him a hacksaw. And then told him I had poisoned his lunch milk and that the only way he could get to the antidote in time would be to saw through his leg." Cartman's mom chastised him for his behavior, but he defended himself: "Well, he called me chubby!" Mr. Mackey suggested that the school wasn't able to help Cartman any more and that his behavioral problems started at home, ultimately suggesting the show 'Nanny 911'.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Smug Alert!"

Answer: SUVs

Gerald was driving around town showing off his car and Kyle warned him that Ike was "starving to death." Gerald urged his boys to "hold on," as they still needed to "go to the hardware store and hand out awareness citations to SUV cars in the parking lot." Once there, Gerald made the kids don orange safety vests and help him ticket the offensive vehicles!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Hell on Earth 2006"

Answer: My Super Sweet 16

Satan told his minions that he planned to "rent out the entire W Hotel" and have a party as big as "those rich, spoiled, teenage girls who have massive Sweet 16 parties." He then instructed his minions: "The time has come for us to rise! For my Super Sweet 16 Halloween party! I got Bacardi and Ketel One to sponsor the alcohol, and I'm calling it Hell On Earth 2006!"

From Quiz "South Park" - "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"

Answer: it was his turn to be hall monitor

Cartman was telling the boys about a prank he'd pulled on Kelly Nelson, wherein he got her to smell his finger after it had been in his derriere, and when the hall monitor told him he had to go to the Principal's office, he assumed it was because of Kelly Nelson. However, when he got there he was told that it was his turn to be hall monitor. When Mr. Mackey mentioned the "authority" Cartman would be imbued with, Cartman started to get drunk on the idea of his new power, and went straight to making a music video in the style of Dog the Bounty Hunter's opening credits.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Make Love, Not Warcraft"

Answer: Artard

Stan responded haughtily, "I am socializing, artard! I'm logged on to a MMO-RPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using team-speak!" After Stan threw all that jargon at his father, Randy could only slump his shoulders dejectedly and reply, "I'm not an artard."

From Quiz "South Park": "World of Warcraft"

Answer: Kyle

We learn this in the first seconds of dialouge among the kids. Appropriately, Cartman plays the fat dwarf as well.

From Quiz "South Park" - "ManBearPig"

Answer: playing basketball

The game seemed to be dragging on because Cartman was hogging the ball, sure he could pull out at least one "sweet move." When Gore jumped out of the bushes in a makeshift ManBearPig costume, the boys knew immediately who it was. They were signing Gore's "awareness sheet" when Randy Marsh pulled up and told the boys he'd drive them home. Randy told the boys he didn't want them hanging out with Gore anymore, claiming "the Vice President is just desperate for attention."

From Quiz "South Park" - "Tsst"

Answer: spit in her mouth

Nanny Stella was trying to enforce discipline by confiscating Cartman's X-Box and giving him a time-out. He didn't seem to understand the idea of the "time-out stool," so she knelt down to "talk to him on his level." When Cartman claimed that he'd just get off the stool as soon as she moved, Nanny Stella countered that she'd just remain there for the duration of his time-out. However, when Cartman spit directly into Nanny Stella's mouth, she was shocked and recoiled, allowing Cartman to retrieve his video game.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Smug Alert!"

Answer: talking with his eyes closed

Randy was angry about the fake ticket Gerald had put on his car for "failure to care about the environment." He told Gerald that the real problem was, "Ever since you got a hybrid car, you've gotten so smug that you love the smell of your own farts!" When Gerald responded haughtily, and with closed eyes, about his passion for the earth, Randy added, "And that too! Stop talking with your eyes closed! That's what smug people do!"

From Quiz "South Park" - "Hell on Earth 2006"

Answer: blue wristband

Satan announced that the only way to get into the party was to RSVP and get a blue wristband. After all, the party couldn't be open to just anyone!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"

Answer: Bathroom

Butters was at the urinal, singing a song, when Cartman busted in and asked for his hall pass. Butters was so flustered that he couldn't locate it, so Cartman banged his head on the stall, cuffed him, and took him to the Principal's office. While they waited to be admitted, Cartman offered Butters some comfort, following the model of Dog the Bounty Hunter: Cartman: "Look, brah, I had to bring you in, but I don't have any hard feelings against you, alright?" Butters: "Huh?" Cartman: "Here. You need a smoke, brah?" Butters: "Oh... Okay." [Cartman lights a cigarette for Butters.] Cartman: "You gotta give yourself over to Christ, brah." Butters: "I do?" [Coughing.] Cartman: "Jesus is Lord. You can go one direction in life, where you can just walk around hallways without a hall pass, or you can see the light, brah." Butters could only respond to this helpful advice with more coughing.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Make Love, Not Warcraft"

Answer: someone with "absolutely no life"

Because the player had "played 'World of Warcraft' nearly every hour of every day for the past year and a half," the executive concluded that the offender was someone who had "absolutely no life." This, of course, led to a more troubling conundrum, voiced by another executive: "How can you kill that which has no life?"

From Quiz "South Park": "World of Warcraft"

Answer: Koreans

Just another generalization from the makers of "South Park."

From Quiz Mixed "South Park" - Season 10

Answer: Family Guy

In "Cartoon Wars" (Parts I and II), the writers of the TV show "Family Guy"-- who turn out to be a group of manatees selecting near-randomized ideas from a series of coloured balls in a large tank-- elect to show the Prophet Muhammad on their cartoon, prompting severe backlash from the Islam community and instilling fear in the American populace. While millions literally bury their heads in the sand, Cartman and Kyle both head to Los Angeles with different agendas. Ultimately, Muhammad is shown (but blocked by Comedy Central), and nothing bad really happens.

From Quiz "South Park" - "ManBearPig"

Answer: Swollen Lollipop

The stalactites and stalagmites were very vivid depictions of male genitalia, though the tour guide didn't let on that he noticed the resemblance!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Tsst"

Answer: she never had children

Nanny Stella was trying to use psychology on Cartman, but he turned the tables: Nanny Stella: "Eric, can I just talk to you for a quick second? Why are you so angry?" Cartman: "Because you took my X-Box." Nanny Stella: "Is this about more than your video game? Are you feeling angry at me because you think I'm here to change your life?" Cartman: "Well, yeah." Nanny Stella: "And you're feeling like I have no right to come in and tell you how to live." Cartman: "Yeah. I guess so." Nanny Stella: [to Cartman's mom] "See this? You have to take the time to talk to your children about their feelings." [to Cartman] "What else are you feeling, Eric?" Cartman: "Well, I'm feeling confused, because I don't understand why you became a nanny." Nanny Stella: "Me? Well, because I love children, like you." Cartman: "Right, but... if you love children so much, how come you're not a mommy?" Nanny Stella: "Oh, I just never had kids." Cartman: "Why not?" Nanny Stella: "It... just... didn't happen." Cartman: "You're sterile, is that it? No, that's too convenient of an excuse. The truth is, nobody ever wanted to have babies with you. Isn't that it? Always the mom's maid and never the mom? Must be hard on you, knowing that the years are ticking away, your friends all getting married and all the while your uterus is slowly shriveling away, drying up, becoming totally worthless." Nanny Stella: "Why you, you... you little [beast]! How dare you?" Liane: "Eric, naughty." Nanny Stella: [picking Eric up by the collar] "What kind of monster would -" Cartman: "Yes, let the anger come! Strike me down while you can! But it won't make your dried-up ovaries any more fertile!" Nanny Stella dropped Cartman and exited the screen, telling Mrs. Cartman to find herself "another nanny... television show."

From Quiz "South Park" - "Smug Alert!"

Answer: Cartman

Butters invited Stan, but Stan hadn't even known Kyle was moving! Cartman was hosting the party, but not in quite the right spirit; he was celebrating the departure of the "no-good back-stabbing Jew rat" and hadn't even thought to invite Kyle!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Hell on Earth 2006"

Answer: The Crow

As Satan explained, "Every costume party there's, like, 14 guys come dressed like The Crow 'cause they wanna look hot and hook up. It's lame! If you come dressed as The Crow, you're not getting into the party!"

From Quiz "South Park" - "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"

Answer: Afternoon Delight

It was an appropriate choice of tune, since "afternoon delight" was exactly what Miss Stevenson was trying to get! Kyle was sent to her house to fetch his brother and accidentally walked in on Miss Stevenson in the bathtub. He was clearly embarrassed and excused himself profusely, but when Ike's head popped up from the water, Kyle's embarrassment turned to anger and he tried to drag his brother home!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Make Love, Not Warcraft"

Answer: Hitler

Cartman was trying to convince all the boys to band together to beat the annoying player, but Clyde dissented, saying that it was a waste of time and he had better things to do. Cartman was not one to give up, though, and tried to give Clyde a more historical perspective: Cartman: "Clyde, Clyde! If you had a chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he was awesome, but you would, right?" Clyde: "I'm just gonna stop playing." Cartman: "When Hitler rose to power there were a lot of people who just stopped playing. You know who those people were? The French. Are you French, Clyde?" Clyde: "No." Cartman: "Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, Clyde?" Clyde: "Alright, alright. I'll do it."

From Quiz "South Park": "World of Warcraft"

Answer: He can kill the Admins.

"...He has reached a level we thought unreachable. He's actually able to kill our Admins, and he grows stronger every day."

From Quiz Mixed "South Park" - Season 10

Answer: The Oprah Winfrey Show

To avoid having to find a real job and to make something of himself, Towelie ends up writing his own book based on his life but, unfortunately, can't seem to find a publisher since he's just a talking towel. When he decides to pretend he's human, however, things fall into place...that is until the whole charade is unveiled and he's decried on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" for lying to the public like James Frey. Things only fix themselves after a hostage situation emerges, leading Towelie to become a hero and landing Oprah in a hospital.

From Quiz "South Park" - "ManBearPig"

Answer: Al Gore shot the walls

Gore led the boys away from the tour group, and when they heard the caves' namesake wind, Gore was convinced it was ManBearPig and started shooting the walls. After only a couple shots, the structure of the cave was sufficiently damaged as to cause a collapse! Everyone managed to escape the cave-in except for the boys, who were left to await rescue.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Tsst"

Answer: take him on walks

Cesar showed up and immediately started demonstrating his dominance over "the child." He told Liane, "I think the first thing we need to work on is getting the child some exercise. He's fat and he has all this pent-up energy that [...] we need to let him burn off." Soon enough the threesome was outside, with Cesar practically dragging Cartman by a leash and harness! Cesar explained to Liane, "I am the one going for a walk. It's about me; the child is lucky to come along."

From Quiz "South Park" - "Smug Alert!"

Answer: Butters

Stan told Cartman, "I bet you're gonna find that without Kyle around to rip on, your life is empty, and hollow." Cartman thought for a moment, then scoffed at the idea, assuring Stan, "I don't need Kyle to rip on, I've got Butters. Come on, Butters, you stupid Jew!" Butters assumed his new role enthusiastically, saying "Yeah! I'm a dumb Jew!" before following Cartman out the door.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Hell on Earth 2006"

Answer: call the Fire Marshall

The religious leaders (including a few priests with naked young boys on leashes) were convening in Los Angeles to discuss the insult of Satan throwing a huge party and not inviting them. Everyone weighed in and it was decided that once the party was underway they would call in a complaint about the crowd, thereby siccing the Fire Marshall on them.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"

Answer: "Nice."

After trying in vain to get his mother to investigate Ike's relationship with Miss Stevenson, Kyle went to the police, but it didn't go quite as he had hoped: Kyle: "Ex- Excuse me? My name is... Brad. And I need to report a crime. Anonymously." Detective 1: "Oh? What's the crime?" Kyle: "Well, I attend South Park Elementary. And- And one of the teachers is having sex with a student." Cops: "Oh my god! This is terrible!" Detective 1: "You did the right thing telling the police, Brad. Now who's the teacher? What's his name?" Kyle: "Well, it isn't a guy teacher. It's a woman?" Cop 1: "A woman?" Kyle: "Yeah. She's having sex with a boy." Detective 2: "Oh. But- But she's ugly, right?" Kyle: "Well, no, not really. It's the kindergarten teacher, Miss Stevenson." Detective 1: "The blonde?" Kyle: "Yeah." Cop 1: "Some young boy's having sex with Miss Stevenson?" Kyle: "Yes." Cop 1: "Nice." Detective 1: "Nice." Kyle: "What?! No, you don't understand!" Cop 1: "You sure they've had sex?" Kyle: "Yeah!" Cop 2: "Has she performed oral sex on him?" Kyle: "Yeah, I think so." Cop 2: "Nice." Cop 1: "Nice." Cop 2: "Nice." Detective 1: "So, wait. What's the crime?" Cop 1: "The crime is, she isn't doin' it with me!" Kyle: "Hey! He's totally underage! She's taking advantage of him!" Detective 1: "You're right, we're sorry. This is serious. We need to track this student down, and give him his Luckiest Boy in America medal right away." Kyle: "Aagh!"

From Quiz "South Park" - "Make Love, Not Warcraft"

Answer: Hello Kitty Island Adventure

After Cartman had laid out his plan, Butters volunteered a bit of personal information: Butters: "I don't play 'World of Warcraft'." Cartman: "Butters, you said you're on your computer all the time." Butters: "Yeah, but I'm playing 'Hello Kitty Island Adventure'." Cartman: "Butters. Go buy 'World of Warcraft', install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you." Butters: "Oh, oh. Alright, alright then."

From Quiz "South Park": "World of Warcraft"

Answer: No life

Previous to this quote they talk of how he has reached the unreachable, he has played every hour of every day for the last year and a half. Then they say we are dealing with someone with no life. Thus prompting the quote above.

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