"South Park" - "Hell on Earth 2006" Quiz

Answer: My Super Sweet 16

Satan told his minions that he planned to "rent out the entire W Hotel" and have a party as big as "those rich, spoiled, teenage girls who have massive Sweet 16 parties." He then instructed his minions: "The time has come for us to rise! For my Super Sweet 16 Halloween party! I got Bacardi and Ketel One to sponsor the alcohol, and I'm calling it Hell On Earth 2006!"

Answer: blue wristband

Satan announced that the only way to get into the party was to RSVP and get a blue wristband. After all, the party couldn't be open to just anyone!

Answer: The Crow

As Satan explained, "Every costume party there's, like, 14 guys come dressed like The Crow 'cause they wanna look hot and hook up. It's lame! If you come dressed as The Crow, you're not getting into the party!"

Answer: call the Fire Marshall

The religious leaders (including a few priests with naked young boys on leashes) were convening in Los Angeles to discuss the insult of Satan throwing a huge party and not inviting them. Everyone weighed in and it was decided that once the party was underway they would call in a complaint about the crowd, thereby siccing the Fire Marshall on them.

Answer: Butters

At the party, both Kyle and Cartman started to summon him but didn't complete the repetition. At home, brushing his teeth, Butters just spat the words out, only to find himself running from Biggie Smalls' loose trigger finger! Butters ran out the front door, where his parents found him and were less than pleased:
Mr. Stotch: "Butters! We told you to be in bed! What are you doing?!"
Butters: "I summoned Biggie Smalls, the hip-hop rapper!
Mr. Stotch: "You had a nightmare! Turn around and get back in your room right now!"
Butters: "But Dad, he's gonna bust a cap in my ass!"
Mr. Stotch: "Well, you wanna get shot, or you wanna be grounded?"
After Butters ran back inside Mr. Stotch lamented to his wife, "Honestly, why do you let him watch that darn Black Entertainment Channel?"

Answer: cotton candy spinner

Just like a 16 year old girl, Satan wanted his party to be as original as it was lavish:
Satan: "Then at midnight, for dessert, I'm thinking over here, we bring out a huge chocolate fondue fountain."
Party Planner: "Oh yeah, P. Diddy had his birthday party here a couple years back and he had one of those."
Satan: "Oh, screw that then. I don't want a fondue fountain if P. Diddy had one."
Minion: "Does it matter?!"
Satan: "Yes, it matters! I don't wanna do it if Diddy did it!"
Minion: "How about a doughnut machine?"
Satan: "Did Diddy do it?"
Party Planner: "Diddy did do it."
Satan: "A full ice cream bar!"
Party Planner: "Diddy did it."
Satan: "Dammit! What didn't Diddy do?!"

Answer: Ferrari cake

After scrapping his other ideas upon finding out Diddy had already done them, Satan settled on a Ferrari cake (though his Minion wasn't entirely supportive):
Satan: "I know. Yes, it's perfect. At midnight, all the lights go down, the music stops, and then we wheel in a Ferrari. Only it isn't a Ferrari; it's a cake, and everyone gets a piece."
Minion: "A Ferrari cake?"
Party Planner: "Diddy didn't do it."
Minion: "Satan, really. The logistics of getting a cake the size of a Ferrari made in time..."
Satan: "This party has to be the bomb, don't you get it? When everyone sees the Ferrari cake, they will shudder and know my greatness."

Answer: Eddie Gein

Unfortunately, they were back to their old ways. Despite Bundy cautioning the other two not to mess anything up, Dahmer and Gacy made quick work of killing all the bakers who were working on the cake. The interaction between the three serial killers was straight from a Three Stooges skit, complete with sound effects!

Answer: On the plane

Biggie had forced Butters to fly him to Los Angeles to ensure he got to the party in time. Butters was sitting with him, singing his version of Smalls' song "Going Back to Cali" and Biggie urged him to keep it down. Things seemed to be going okay, though, until Biggie disappeared into thin air, summoned back to South Park by Kyle!

Answer: Britney Spears

Satan had originally planned to dress as The Crow, in order to be the hottest one at his party, but forced one of his minions to switch costumes with him, because the Britney Spears costume was hotter. When Satan arrived at the party, he was carried in on a platform wearing the schoolgirl outfit from Britney's "...Baby One More Time" video. Hitler was also at the party, though dressed as the Verizon "Can you hear me now?" guy rather than as himself.

Answer: no costume

Satan was alerted that someone dressed as the Crocodile Hunter was offending other guests, so Satan went to take care of the problem:
Satan: "Er, uh, the whole Crocodile Hunter thing, it's just not cool. He, like, only died a few weeks ago! You're gonna have to go."
Steve Irwin: "But, Satan, it's me, Steve Irwin. I am the Crocodile Hunter!"
Satan: "Oh, well, then no costume. You gotta leave!"
Steve Irwin: "Come on Satan, I thought we were friends!"
Satan watched unsympathetically as the bouncers dragged Irwin out of the party.

Answer: intestines

The Three Killers were loading the Ferrari cake onto a flatbed when a passerby asked if they needed any help. Gacy ran over and killed the innocent man, and when Bundy asked why, he said he did it for Dahmer because Dahmer "likes having sex with dead bodies." Bundy noticed what Dahmer was doing and told him, "Stop having sex with them intestines!" Dahmer replied with his version of logic: "What good are intestines if you can't have sex with them?"

Answer: wristbands

The bouncers pointed out that their wristbands said "Knott's Berry Farm" and refused them entry.

Answer: No

After the Three Killers ruined the Ferrari cake, they went to the kitchen to bake a new one, but got so caught up in mutilating one another that the job didn't get done. Satan's Minion had come up with a back-up plan, though, and at midnight revealed an Acura cake. Needless to say, Satan threw a little tantrum!

Answer: Yes

After Satan learned his lesson and opened the party to everyone, Butters borrowed a woman's compact to summon Biggie in its mirror. At first Biggie was pissed off, but then he realized Butters had gotten him to the party after all, and invited Butters to come inside with him!