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1. #10: I thought "Cube" was bad, but its sequel was worse. It has a theoretical mathematician with Alzheimer's Disease, a killer tesseract, and a lead character with a heart of gold. Watching this sequel was worse than having to write a 30-page paper on the history of mud. What movie was such a waste of my time?
2. #9: The first two movies both won Oscars for best movie. How could the third one be bad? Simple. Have Francis Ford Coppola cast his daughter Sofia in a major role. Mike Corleone dies at the end of the movie. I wish I could have died at the beginning so I wouldn't have seen it. What movie was I (unfortunately) watching?
3. #8: A 1959/1960 movie about the first voyage in Mars has got to be interesting. These explorers of Mars consist of the stereotypical wise-cracking mechanic from Brooklyn, the old goofy rocket scientist, the beautiful and virtuous lady, and the manly hero. The best acting was done by the mold that they brought back threatening the life of everyone on Earth. I was cheering for the mold - the sooner they died the sooner the movie would be over. What movie caused me so much misery?
4. #7: This movie that starred Michael Douglas and Sean Penn as brothers. Douglas thinks someone is stalking him and trying to ruin his life. If they were trying to ruin your life Mike, they'd make you watch your own movie! Speaking of that, what movie am I describing that ruined my afternoon?
5. #6: This movie actually won Best Picture at the Academy Awards beating "Saving Private Ryan". Gwyneth Paltrow's character seduces Joseph Fiennes' character and gets him to rewrite 'Romeo and Ethel the Sea Pirate's Daughter'. My optic nerves were in pain for a month after watching this waste of celluloid. What movie is it that blistered my retinas?
6. #5: The first 10 minutes of this movies is great! Unfortunately there's more. Trust me, when you see Jay and Silent Bob arrested - turn it off. The only saving grace is Will Ferrell as Marshal Willenholly. Their cross-country adventures to stop a movie about them from being made will have you calling the Hemlock Society in no time. What movie was this that has me questioning whether or not I should keep breathing?
7. #4: Poor Indy. He has to fight the Thuggee cult, put up with an obnoxious brat called Short Round, and worst yet had to listen to Kate Capshaw throughout this movie. The movie lasts 118 minutes. They should have cut out the last 2 hours. What movie is it that will have you begging for it to end?
8. #3: The main premise of this movie was everyone mispronounces the main character's name. I could only stomach half of the movie after seeing J.Lo trying to talk in a New York accent or Ben Affleck slapping around a boy with autism to make him "normal". I nearly opened up my skull and sucked out my visual cortex with a vaccuum so I'd never take a chance of seeing this movie again. What movie was so torturous to sit through?
9. #2: Three college students document a legend in Burkittsville, MD. How can they run a camera when they can't even read a map? This movie is so bad that the ending (a camera falling over) has become synonymous with bad endings and angry customers. Despite the death of all of the characters, a sequel was still made. Nothing is worthless, it can always be used as a bad example. What movie is it that proves that this adage applies to films?
10. The Worst Movie Ever: "Dogma" was right - "Krush Groove" was a better movie than this travesty. An alien wart eats Reese's Pieces instead of M&Ms and it's the biggest news of the 1980s. At least he was smart. He wanted to "go home" from the beginning of the movie. I'd rather shove a rabid weasel down my throat to chew on my aorta than ever see this movie again. What movie in my (humble) opinion is the worst movie ever?
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