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1. "Frank, do you know what a hero is? Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, he's somebody who's tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. I don't give a damn." Which regular said that?
2. Sidney: "Is it true that God answers all prayers?"
______: "Yes, but sometimes the answer is no."
3. Klinger: "Colonel Potter sir; Corporal Klinger! I'm section 8, head to toe. I'm wearing a ______ bra, I play with dolls, and my last wish is to be buried in my mother's wedding gown. I'm nuts! I should be out!"
4. "Father... 'Dear Father'... Father dear father come home with me now. oo-hoo-hoo! Silly Goose!" Who said that?
5. "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice." Who was the author of that quote?
6. Rizzo: "Look, the Army hates to see a man ____. Makes 'em feel like they've failed somehow. But moan and groan and carry on and they'll leave you all to your lonesome. Long as they know you're miserable they're happy."
7. "I don't think this place is turning out to be that great an experience for me. I mean I work under terrible pressure and everything and there's a lot of death and destruction and stuff but outside of that I don't think I'm really getting much out of it." Who made that hilarious complaint?
8. "Are you eating breakfast cereal or is that just a bad telephone line?" That was said by....
9. Margaret: "I wonder if I could see Colonel Blake."
_____: "I wonder if you could, too." Fill in the blank.
10. "Listen, when you love somebody, you're always in trouble. There are only two things you can do about it: either stop loving 'em, or love 'em a whole lot more." Who gave that ageless advice?
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