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1. "Commander Pierce"
BJ: "What makes you think your buddy's hurt so bad?"
Soldier: "Well, he's not cut or nothin' But he's sweatin' and looks gray, ya know?"
BJ: "______ hurt?"
2. "Peace on Us"
BJ: "You wanted a drink, Colonel?"
Potter: "We'd all better have one."
Charles: "Uh-oh. I hear the bell tolling again."
Potter: "This is gonna hit everybody hard, especially you, Hawkeye. With the war trudging on, the army is having a tough time replacing surgeons. So be advised that..."
Hawkeye: "Don't say it!"
Potter: "They upped the rotation points. Instead of ______ points to get out of here, you now need ______."
Charles: "I protest! We've been had! Again!"
Potter: "Son, I'm really sorry."
3. "The Billfold Syndrome"
Hawkeye: "You got a verdict, Sidney?"
Sidney: "Well, my guess is something terrible happened to him out in the field and he decided to deal with it by not dealing with it."
Hawkeye: "What can we do?"
Sidney: "I'd like to _______ him. Hopefully dig up whatever he so desperately wants to forget."
4. "None Like it Hot"
Hawkeye: "Oh, yeah, right. Plus, we want, uh, uh, ten gallons of ice cream."
Sgt. Rhoden: "Ice cream in this heat?"
Hawkeye: "____________."
BJ: "____________."
Sgt. Rhoden: "Two cases of scotch."
Hawkeye: "Okay, two cases of scotch and the ice cream.
Sgt. Rhoden: "Oh, come on, sirs. Give me a break."
BJ: "That's our final offer. Scotch á la mode."
5. "They Call the Ill Wind of Korea"
BJ: "What you got here, Charles? Don't stand there."
Charles: "Get these men into pre-op."
Potter: "What happened here Winchester?"
Charles: "Klinger took a wrong turn. He got us hopelessly lost. I was obliged to save these wounded sons of Greece during one of the most brutal nights imaginable. End of report."
Klinger: "Uh, Major, you forgot to mention we were only ______ yards from the camp."
BJ: "______ yards?"
6. "Point of View"
Hawkeye: "I'm gonna plug your tube, and I want you to talk very quietly and carefully. Just a few words now. Okay, talk."
Pvt. Rich: "__________________."
7. "Dear Comrades"
Kwang: "Comrade, my conclusions on 4077th MASH: Their success is valid, but their methods are so unorthodox that duplication on our part would be impossible. As for suggestion that I abduct ____________ for questioning, forget it. He is one big jerk."
8. "CAVE"
Hawkeye: "Don't panic just 'cause the walls are closing in."
______: "Make a hole. Comin' through. Hello, Hawkeye. Kind of cozy, isn't it? Excuse me."
Hawkeye: "______, whatever you're going out for, I'll get it."
______: "I wasn't going out."
Hawkeye: "I'll get it anyway."
9. "The Young & Restless"
Potter: "Klinger, you've convinced me. At first I thought all this not believing you're in the army was just another scam. But you really think you're in Toledo, don't you?
Klinger: "Don't you?"
Potter: "Okay. Let's get to it. I just want to check the facts before I send your paperwork on to H.Q."
Klinger: "I don't understand what you're talking about, but you're the ______."
10. "The Party"
BJ: "Now, in 15 minutes, we meet out in front of the ______. We'll take a picture that they can blow up big as life everybody with a big, cheesy grin pointing toward home. Then, on March 28th, the people we love will get together for one gigantic hug!"
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