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Quiz about Season 6 Quotes
Quiz about Season 6 Quotes

Season 6 Quotes Trivia Quiz


Someone new joins the 4077th. What more hijinks will the 4077th endure or make?

A multiple-choice quiz by valjoedg. Estimated time: 5 mins.
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Author
valjoedg
Time
5 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
400,889
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
8 / 10
Plays
352
Last 3 plays: Guest 144 (10/10), Guest 70 (10/10), rooster8 (8/10).
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Question 1 of 10
1. "Fade In Fade Out"
Hawkeye: "Best of luck in your future, Frank. Bye, Frank." (he tosses phone outside)
Radar: "Hey, come on! I'm responsible for that!"
BJ: "You seem a trifle irked."
Hawkeye: "The army, in its infinite wisdom has not only cleared Frank of the charges they have assigned him to a veterans hospital in _______ and promoted him to lieutenant colonel."
Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. "Fallen Idol"
BJ: "We got home kind of late last night. Well, kind of late this morning."
Potter: "And you think he poisoned himself on the hors d'oeuvres at ____________. Well, that's just dandy!"
BJ: "Colonel, you know nothing like this has ever happened before."
Potter: "It better not be happening now! Baker! Tell Pierce to get back here tout de suite!"
Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. "The Light That Failed"
BJ: "I admit some of my deduces were wild. But no more guesses. This time we go straight to the source."
Hawkeye: "You mean we're being transferred to Huntley Manor? I'll need new boots for the moors."
BJ: "All we have to do is call the author."
Hawkeye: "According to the jacket blurb, Abigail Porterfield has been living in __________________ for the past 60 years."
Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. "MASH Olympics"
Margaret: "Captain Pink!"
BJ: "Uh, oh, Colonel? There's a little boy over there who looks like he wants to play."
Margaret: "Of course! Donald! Colonel Penobscott, I need your broad shoulders."
Hawkeye: "Stop! Hold it, time out and just a doggone second!
Margaret: "You're gonna be my partner in the ____________."
Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. "The Smell of Music"
BJ: "Let's hit the showers before we hit him."
Winchester: "Hear! Hear! It's about time the two of you ______."
BJ: "Oh! Do we offend you?"
Winchester: "Constantly."
Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. "War of Nerves"
Margaret: "Major Winchester, I'm terribly sorry. Would you mind stepping outside and scrubbing up?
Winchester: "I kind of doubt that'll be necessary, Major. I just spent seven and a half minutes scrubbing."
Margaret: "Yes, but that was before you touched your ______."
Winchester: "I beg your pardon."
Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. "The Winchester Tapes"
Winchester: "Finally, a peaceful moment to conclude this tape. The would-be Lothario ______ is sound asleep and the 38-hour day is done. Now, Mother and Dad I will put this as eloquently and succinctly as possible. (Pulls a rubber chicken out of his teapot) Get me the hell out of here!"
Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. "In Love & War"
Hawkeye: "I couldn't leave. I was in ______."
Kyung Soon: "I know."
Hawkeye: "I'm so sorry."
Kyung Soon: "She kept asking for you, you know in that demanding tone that she has.
That she had."
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Question 9 of 10
9. "Change Day"
Winchster: "Uh, those bundles, uh, are bills in hundred-dollar increments."
BJ: "Okay."
Hawkeye: "At ten cents on the dollar that comes out to $40 for 400."
Winchester: "Forty?"
Hawkeye: "That's right. Boone gets his, and you get yours."
BJ: "You keep this with our compliments."
Winchester: "Why, this is ____________!"
Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. "The Merchant of Korea"
Radar: "He doesn't even stop when he's got a bad hand. He just keeps ______ louder."
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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. "Fade In Fade Out" Hawkeye: "Best of luck in your future, Frank. Bye, Frank." (he tosses phone outside) Radar: "Hey, come on! I'm responsible for that!" BJ: "You seem a trifle irked." Hawkeye: "The army, in its infinite wisdom has not only cleared Frank of the charges they have assigned him to a veterans hospital in _______ and promoted him to lieutenant colonel."

Answer: Indiana

Radar: "Oh, no, no, no no!"
BJ: "I was just gonna complain to my congressman." BJ tries to toss the phone out again.
Radar: "Yeah? No, no! Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?"
After Margaret left for her honeymoon Frank was given a leave only he was long overdue for his return. A sergeant in the Military Police called saying a drunk Frank accosted a blonde WAC kept calling her Margaret. The same MP called back saying Frank was on a bus sitting down next to a Red Cross lady and tried to bite her buttons off. The lady screamed and Frank jumped out the window. Later Frank managed to get to Tokyo where he saw a blonde and an officer walking and since he was drunk he mistook them for Margaret and Donald. He jumped in with the couple in a public bath and a brigadier general's wife screamed bloody murder. Frank was being held for psychiatric observation then was transferred out of 4077th for good.
2. "Fallen Idol" BJ: "We got home kind of late last night. Well, kind of late this morning." Potter: "And you think he poisoned himself on the hors d'oeuvres at ____________. Well, that's just dandy!" BJ: "Colonel, you know nothing like this has ever happened before." Potter: "It better not be happening now! Baker! Tell Pierce to get back here tout de suite!"

Answer: Rosie's Bar

Potter: "Baker He's a little indisposed right now, Colonel."
Nurse Baker: "Indisposed? He's laying over an oil drum throwing up."
After sending Radar to Seoul for some "fun" he got wounded. Hawkeye operated on him and felt so incredibly guilty he got very drunk. When a new batch of wounded arrived Hawkeye attempted to operate but had to leave in a hurry to throw up outside.
3. "The Light That Failed" BJ: "I admit some of my deduces were wild. But no more guesses. This time we go straight to the source." Hawkeye: "You mean we're being transferred to Huntley Manor? I'll need new boots for the moors." BJ: "All we have to do is call the author." Hawkeye: "According to the jacket blurb, Abigail Porterfield has been living in __________________ for the past 60 years."

Answer: Sydney, Australia

Hawkeye: "Sixty years? How old is she?"
BJ: "Ninety-seven."
Hawkeye: "We better hurry."
Firstly it was so cold and they were running out of light bulbs and reading materials. By chance BJ received a book "The Rooster Crowed at Midnight" by Abigail Porterfield. He shared chapters with the camp but the last chapter was missing. They all tried to guess who was the murderer but BJ had the idea of calling the author directly.
4. "MASH Olympics" Margaret: "Captain Pink!" BJ: "Uh, oh, Colonel? There's a little boy over there who looks like he wants to play." Margaret: "Of course! Donald! Colonel Penobscott, I need your broad shoulders." Hawkeye: "Stop! Hold it, time out and just a doggone second! Margaret: "You're gonna be my partner in the ____________."

Answer: Nurse Carry

Donald: "I am?"
Margaret: "Yes!"
Hawkeye: "Colonel, this is the 4077th Olympics. Gorgeous George is just an out-of-town relative."
Potter: "Objection sustained. The purpose of this is to build up our own people."
Hawkeye: "Thank you, Your Honor. There'll be a little something for you in your chambers later."
Klinger began eating multiple salamis in order to gain 50 pounds in order to be discharged from the Army. The nurse carry portion of the gala MASH Olympics was for the guys to carry nurses on their shoulders. Klinger was supposed to carry Margaret but he was so full of salamis he was dismissed by Potter. Margaret and BJ found a visiting Penobscott could replace Klinger in the Nurse Carry.
5. "The Smell of Music" BJ: "Let's hit the showers before we hit him." Winchester: "Hear! Hear! It's about time the two of you ______." BJ: "Oh! Do we offend you?" Winchester: "Constantly."

Answer: Bathed

Hawkeye: "He finds our offensiveness offensive."
Winchester: "Your odor is taking the curl out of my horn."
BJ: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Hawkeye: "If you're thinking what I'm thinking. Are you thinking of stinking?"
BJ: "Make you a deal, Winchester. You knock off the horn, we shower."
Winchester: "And if I refuse?"
Hawkeye: "The more you blow, the worse we'll grow."
After an OR session BJ and Hawkeye were exhausted but needed a shower. Just then Winchester began playing on his French horn much to everyone's chagrin. Hawkeye and BJ offered to shower only if Winchester stopped playing his French horn.
6. "War of Nerves" Margaret: "Major Winchester, I'm terribly sorry. Would you mind stepping outside and scrubbing up? Winchester: "I kind of doubt that'll be necessary, Major. I just spent seven and a half minutes scrubbing." Margaret: "Yes, but that was before you touched your ______." Winchester: "I beg your pardon."

Answer: Nose

Margaret: "Your nose. You touched your nose. You're no longer sterile. If you operate now, you'll contaminate the field."
Winchester: "Of course. That is precisely what I would do, if in fact I had touched my nose, which I didn't."
Margaret: "Major, I saw you touch your nose!"
Winchester: "Major, do you think my face is insensate? Don't you think if I had touched my nose, I would have felt it? I just felt something over my lip."
Margaret kept bringing it up throughout the episode including the finale "Goodbye, Farewell & Amen". Charles refused to admit to have touched his nose.
7. "The Winchester Tapes" Winchester: "Finally, a peaceful moment to conclude this tape. The would-be Lothario ______ is sound asleep and the 38-hour day is done. Now, Mother and Dad I will put this as eloquently and succinctly as possible. (Pulls a rubber chicken out of his teapot) Get me the hell out of here!"

Answer: Pierce

Charles is making a tape to send to his family in Boston. He tries to butter up Radar by getting him a case of Grape Nehi only for Radar not to help him. So Charles took back the case plus the bottle in Radar's hand. Throughout the episode Hawkeye was trying to leave for some R&R with a nurse. But by the time his time away was about to begin he was fast asleep in his bunk.
8. "In Love & War" Hawkeye: "I couldn't leave. I was in ______." Kyung Soon: "I know." Hawkeye: "I'm so sorry." Kyung Soon: "She kept asking for you, you know in that demanding tone that she has. That she had."

Answer: Surgery

Hawkeye fell in love with a South Korean lady Kyung Soon who took care of some children plus her ailing mother. While Hawkeye was in surgery one of the children came to the camp begging for his help but he was in the middle of surgery. By the time he got to Kyung Soon's house her mother had already passed away.
9. "Change Day" Winchster: "Uh, those bundles, uh, are bills in hundred-dollar increments." BJ: "Okay." Hawkeye: "At ten cents on the dollar that comes out to $40 for 400." Winchester: "Forty?" Hawkeye: "That's right. Boone gets his, and you get yours." BJ: "You keep this with our compliments." Winchester: "Why, this is ____________!"

Answer: Highway robbery

Winchester tried to exchange his military script from one color to another at a cheap price. But with a South Korean, Hawkeye and BJ made a plan to screw Winchester out of his possible fortune. A wounded patient had his $400 in old script stolen so with Winchester's exchanged script he got old script at his price (ten cents on the dollar).

Then out of the blue the stolen $400 was returned in all new script so that $400 was donated to the orphans.
10. "The Merchant of Korea" Radar: "He doesn't even stop when he's got a bad hand. He just keeps ______ louder."

Answer: Whistling

Hawkeye: "He whistles louder when he's got nothing. When he's got nothing!"
All: "He whistles louder when he's got nothing!"
BJ: "Oh! - "Rhapsody in Bluff."
BJ gets a loan from Charles for a deposit on some land he and Peg had their eyes on. Afterwards he keeps asking for favors from BJ. Then he pays off Hawkeye's drink tab and Charles gets favors from him. After a disastrous poker game in which Charles won Hawkeye, BJ, Potter, Radar, Klinger and Margaret noticed he whistled louder when he was bluffing.
Source: Author valjoedg

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