Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. "Fade In Fade Out"
Hawkeye: "Best of luck in your future, Frank. Bye, Frank." (he tosses phone outside)
Radar: "Hey, come on! I'm responsible for that!"
BJ: "You seem a trifle irked."
Hawkeye: "The army, in its infinite wisdom has not only cleared Frank of the charges they have assigned him to a veterans hospital in _______ and promoted him to lieutenant colonel."
2. "Fallen Idol"
BJ: "We got home kind of late last night. Well, kind of late this morning."
Potter: "And you think he poisoned himself on the hors d'oeuvres at ____________. Well, that's just dandy!"
BJ: "Colonel, you know nothing like this has ever happened before."
Potter: "It better not be happening now! Baker! Tell Pierce to get back here tout de suite!"
3. "The Light That Failed"
BJ: "I admit some of my deduces were wild. But no more guesses. This time we go straight to the source."
Hawkeye: "You mean we're being transferred to Huntley Manor? I'll need new boots for the moors."
BJ: "All we have to do is call the author."
Hawkeye: "According to the jacket blurb, Abigail Porterfield has been living in __________________ for the past 60 years."
4. "MASH Olympics"
Margaret: "Captain Pink!"
BJ: "Uh, oh, Colonel? There's a little boy over there who looks like he wants to play."
Margaret: "Of course! Donald! Colonel Penobscott, I need your broad shoulders."
Hawkeye: "Stop! Hold it, time out and just a doggone second!
Margaret: "You're gonna be my partner in the ____________."
5. "The Smell of Music"
BJ: "Let's hit the showers before we hit him."
Winchester: "Hear! Hear! It's about time the two of you ______."
BJ: "Oh! Do we offend you?"
Winchester: "Constantly."
6. "War of Nerves"
Margaret: "Major Winchester, I'm terribly sorry. Would you mind stepping outside and scrubbing up?
Winchester: "I kind of doubt that'll be necessary, Major. I just spent seven and a half minutes scrubbing."
Margaret: "Yes, but that was before you touched your ______."
Winchester: "I beg your pardon."
7. "The Winchester Tapes"
Winchester: "Finally, a peaceful moment to conclude this tape. The would-be Lothario ______ is sound asleep and the 38-hour day is done. Now, Mother and Dad I will put this as eloquently and succinctly as possible. (Pulls a rubber chicken out of his teapot) Get me the hell out of here!"
8. "In Love & War"
Hawkeye: "I couldn't leave. I was in ______."
Kyung Soon: "I know."
Hawkeye: "I'm so sorry."
Kyung Soon: "She kept asking for you, you know in that demanding tone that she has.
That she had."
9. "Change Day"
Winchster: "Uh, those bundles, uh, are bills in hundred-dollar increments."
BJ: "Okay."
Hawkeye: "At ten cents on the dollar that comes out to $40 for 400."
Winchester: "Forty?"
Hawkeye: "That's right. Boone gets his, and you get yours."
BJ: "You keep this with our compliments."
Winchester: "Why, this is ____________!"
10. "The Merchant of Korea"
Radar: "He doesn't even stop when he's got a bad hand. He just keeps ______ louder."
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