Season 2 Quotes Trivia Quiz

Answer: Bombed

Trapper: [holding up his martini] "One good bombing deserves another."
Only Margaret and Frank take the bombing raids seriously but everyone else was betting on where 5 O'Clock Charlie's bomb would fall. Hawkeye and Trapper took lawn chairs and martinis to watch the bomb dropping.

Answer: Daughter

Trapper was in the middle of operating when Hawkeye's patient got off the table and broke something of Trapper's patient contaminating the field. The prisoner was told by Mulcahy "bung chow" thinking it meant something nice but it really meant something entirely different.

Answer: Latrine

Hawkeye operated even though he was beyond exhausted and acting more strange even for him. Like taking a picture of the latrine. He aimed his camera toward Frank and Hot Lips with Frank blocking his face from being in the picture.
Hawkeye: "What am I doing now?"
Frank: "What are you doing?"
Hawkeye: "Still taking a picture of a latrine. It was a trick question."

Answer: M

Radar: "Because they're under "B" for "boom.""
Kim had wandered into a minefield unhurt and only Margaret could tell him to stop and stay in Korean. Trapper had run to get the kid only to be told to stop. Hawkeye ran to Henry's office to get the maps of the minefield. Radar found the map and Henry shouted directions to Trapper only to be told he'd be safely in the heart of Downtown Berlin.

Answer: Cry

Henry, Radar, Trapper and Hawkeye were watching a home movie of Henry's daughter's birthday party. At the end of the movie Henry's wife Lorraine had all the kids flip over cardboard pieces spelling out: "M-I-S-S Y-O-U"

Answer: Flu

Hawkeye: "Well it worked. I've got it."
Margaret: "Are you sure?"
Hawkeye: "I've got enough nausea to light up the city of Toledo, okay? First I'm hot, then I'm cold, and my knees are in business for themselves. My tongue has gone cashmere, and I'd like to find an all night latrine that takes servicemen. Now, have I got the flu or am I just in love?"
Henry, Trapper, Frank and eventually Hawkeye were the only ones sick. Radar was unaffected but there was no sign of Klinger.

Answer: Sidney

A shell shocked patient, played by John Ritter, was shooting outside ending up in the showers with Frank.
Dr. Sidney Freedman: "I'm not going out there without a bulletproof couch!"

Answer: Masks

In the middle of boredom Hawkeye and Trapper put on their recently arrived gorilla costumes. Frank has a hernia whose pain comes and goes. He reluctantly goes to his bunk mates to possibly operate on him.
Margaret: "Take off those suits!"
Hawkeye: "We will if you will."
Maj. Frank Burns: "Where did you get those costumes?"
Trapper: "What costumes?"
Frank: "The costumes you're wearing!"
Hawkeye: "These aren't costumes. We stopped shaving last month."

Answer: Concord

The 4077th got word that supply lines had been cut and so they had no way to get supplies for keeping warm, food, water and most important toilet paper.
Hawkeye: "So we would have had independence ten minutes later."

Answer: Father

Henry: "Father dying last year. Mother dying last year. Mother AND father dying. Mother, father, and older sister dying. Mother dying and older sister pregnant. Older sister dying and mother pregnant. Younger sister pregnant and older sister dying. Here's an oldie but a goodie: Half of the family dying, other half pregnant."
Klinger read his latest letter from his family to Henry who clearly didn't believe himm. Henry then took out a stack of Klinger's letters and read excerpts of them.