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1. "Wheelers & Dealers"
Potter: "Well, I know how to pay my debt to society. I'll just pencil-whip this right outta here."
Klinger: "Sir, I'm shocked. Every time before this you sent the violators off to a day of remedial ______ school."
Potter: "Don't you have a grindstone to put your nose to?"
2. "Communication Breakdown"
Potter: "Attention, people, and that's an order. I've had it up to my baby blues with all of ya. Not only am I putting the "Whoa, Nelly," on this tomfoolery I'm demanding an official apology from the person who started it in the first place."
Charles: "I didn't start I didn't start...Well, uh It would seem that I have made an unfortunate although completely understandable, error. Uh, it seems that the ______ issue of 'The Boston Globe' which I logically assumed to have been stolen was, in fact, not delivered that day to certain areas due to a wildcat trucker strike. I hope you all find that as wry and amusing as I do. Well, since we're all anxious to forget this harmless little incident and return to our normal routine I guess that's all there is to say. Now may I please have my clothing back?"
3. "Twas the Day After Christmas"
British Officer: "Yes, we don't want to be late, do we? After all, it's ______ Day tomorrow, isn't it?"
Klinger: "______ Day? Who's fighting?"
4. "A Holy Mess"
Margaret: "Pierce, will you let the man talk?"
Hawkeye: "All right."
Potter: "It's okay, Margaret. Let him rant. He'll just end up with ______ on his face instead of in his mouth like the rest of us."
5. "The Tooth Shall Set You Free"
Potter: "It just seems to be a little dark in post op, if you get my drift."
Hawkeye: "Aw, Colonel, it's supposed to be happy hour. Why don't we just have a drink? Major?"
Major Lawrence Weems: "It's a good idea. Thanks."
Potter: "Well, what's the problem, Pierce? Everybody's entitled to his own opinion. Just because ______ desegregated the troops doesn't mean that I have to agree with him."
6. "Pressure Points"
Klinger: "Colonel, I have bad news that I have absolutely nothing to do with... the surgeons are tearing apart the ______ from limb to limb."
7. "Where There's a War There's a Will"
Potter: "Watch the racket, Hunnicutt. This hospital's in a hospital zone."
BJ: "Hawkeye Pierce is alive and well and living at ____________."
Margaret: "What?"
8. "Sons & Bowlers"
Charles: "But when I see the warmth closeness, the fun of your relationship. My father's a good man. He always wanted the best for me. But where I have a ______ you have a ______."
9. "Wheelers & Dealers"
BJ: "And you! Tell me you know what it feels like to have your child grow up without parents. What it feels like to even have a child."
Margaret: "How dare you stand there and act like your brand of suffering is worse than anybody else's. That's the only way you can justify treating us like dirt. Let me tell you something, sad sack, if the worst thing that's happened to you is your pretty little ______ has to help pay the bills for awhile, don't come to me for sympathy. Maybe you do have the most to lose but that's only because you got the most."
10. "The Birthday Girls"
Potter: "Winchester."
Charles: "Hello. Good-bye."
Potter: "Uh, not so fast, Professor. Class might be over, but the lab work's just about to begin."
Charles" "What does that mean?"
Potter: "Your students are gonna get a firsthand demonstration - of the administration of Levophed."
Charles: "On whom?"
Potter: "The only ____________ in camp."
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