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1. "Hey Look Me Over"
Hawkeye: "What are you talking about?"
Kelly: "I'm talking about how when the slow music comes on you suddenly need a drink like you're afraid you're gonna have to put your arms around me. And then when I try to talk to you your eyes are on every nurse in the room but me. Is that what this is about, that I was a little distracted last night? It's not just last night. You've been like that ever since I got here And you weren't distracted. You've been avoiding me like I was ____________."
2. "The Joker is Wild"
BJ: "The best joke of all was the joke that never came."
Hawkeye: "Okay, okay. I've been had. Fine. I've tossed down the gauntlet, and you beat me up with it. That's fine. You had your fun. Now it's over."
BJ: "I believe you have some ____________ to do."
3. "Settling Debt"
All: "Surprise!"
Potter: "Surprise what?"
Hawkeye: "Surprise this! You are the proud owner of your own house."
Klinger: "And not the one with an anchor."
Potter: "My ______. This is what Mildred sent you?"
4. "The Moon is Not Blue"
Potter: "Uh, fellow movie buffs, as we all know our scheduled movie for tonight is State Fair. However, thanks to the efforts of General Rothaker who put in a call to a certain movie bigwig in Seoul we will not be seeing State Fair tonight. Ah, no. But instead, he coaxed them into sending us a piece of entertainment of a rather sophisticated nature. I give you __________________. Roll 'em."
5. "Strange Bedfellows"
Potter: "You fellas look like walking advertisements for rigor mortis. You feeling all right?"
Hawkeye: "If only I had the strength to drop dead."
Margaret: "If you two would stop carousing all night you might feel better in the morning."
BJ: "For your information, Margaret, we went to bed at 10:00 last night. And at 10:15, 10:30."
Margaret: "What are you talking about?"
Hawkeye: "______ snores! We would have gotten better sleep at the front."
6. "Say No More"
Charles: "It would appear that your current affliction wouldn't make any difference. Your starry-eyed admiration for the good doctor would have left you speechless anyway."
Margaret: "Winchester, voice gone, fists fine. I need voice, two days."
Charles: "You have a fair chance. Margaret, you know what do as well as I do. Every peep you utter is going to inflame your vocal fold."
Margaret: "How am I supposed to work if I can't talk?"
Charles: "Shut mouth. Use ______."
7. "Friends & Enemies"
Kelly: "Major should I keep Private Radatz on penicillin?"
Margaret: "Well, he happens to be a patient of Dr. Winchester's. You can ask him, but I'd be surprised if he were willing to even share an opinion." BJ: "Ooh! Ooh!"
Margaret: "Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry! Is that your bad ______?"
BJ: "Mm-hmm."
Margaret: "Are you in terrible pain?"
BJ: "No, no, Margaret. I'm brushing up on an old Mill Valley rain dance."
BJ hops outside and screams in agonizing pain.
8. "Give & Take"
Potter: "You got money from everyone. Oh, come to think of it, except me. I wanna kick in my fair share. Wait a minute. My name's checked off too. What's going on here? I didn't give you any ______."
9. "As Time Goes By"
Margaret: "Will you just get out of here!"
Hawkeye: "Before we go, I got something in here that's a little more appropriate for your time capsule."
Margaret: "Like what? Your dirty socks or your dirty magazines?"
Hawkeye: "Just a broken fan belt."
Margaret: "From the chopper."
Hawkeye: "Nobody noticed that pilot when he was here but it would be nice if people remembered him a hundred years from now."
Margaret: "That's very appropriate. Thank you. What else do you have there?"
Hawkeye: "This is my contribution. ______ left me this."
10. "Hey Look Me Over"
Kelly: "We've got jitterbug, "cheek to cheek" and, especially for Hawkeye, six different Lindies!"
Hawkeye: "Kelly, thank you. God, you're in luck. I do a great ______. In fact, I taught ______ everything she knows."
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