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Season 11 Quotes Trivia Quiz

Someone notices someone else, a joke is played on someone, a mortgage was paid off and items are buried.

A multiple-choice quiz by valjoedg. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
valjoedg

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
401,084

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
8 / 10

Plays
227

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Question 1 of 10

1. "Hey Look Me Over"
Hawkeye: "What are you talking about?"
Kelly: "I'm talking about how when the slow music comes on you suddenly need a drink like you're afraid you're gonna have to put your arms around me. And then when I try to talk to you your eyes are on every nurse in the room but me. Is that what this is about, that I was a little distracted last night? It's not just last night. You've been like that ever since I got here And you weren't distracted. You've been avoiding me like I was ____________." Hint

Typhoid Mary

Chicken Pox

The Plague

Pneumonia Charlie

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Question 2 of 10

2. "The Joker is Wild"
BJ: "The best joke of all was the joke that never came."
Hawkeye: "Okay, okay. I've been had. Fine. I've tossed down the gauntlet, and you beat me up with it. That's fine. You had your fun. Now it's over."
BJ: "I believe you have some ____________ to do." Hint

Line hopping

Ballroom dancing

Gourmet cooking

Table dancing

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Question 3 of 10

3. "Settling Debt"
All: "Surprise!"
Potter: "Surprise what?"
Hawkeye: "Surprise this! You are the proud owner of your own house."
Klinger: "And not the one with an anchor."
Potter: "My ______. This is what Mildred sent you?" Hint

Mortgage

Anchor home

Own house

Timeshare

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Question 4 of 10

4. "The Moon is Not Blue"
Potter: "Uh, fellow movie buffs, as we all know our scheduled movie for tonight is State Fair. However, thanks to the efforts of General Rothaker who put in a call to a certain movie bigwig in Seoul we will not be seeing State Fair tonight. Ah, no. But instead, he coaxed them into sending us a piece of entertainment of a rather sophisticated nature. I give you __________________. Roll 'em." Hint

"The Moon is Blue"

"The Godfather"

"Beverly Hillbillies"

"Miami Vice"

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Question 5 of 10

5. "Strange Bedfellows"
Potter: "You fellas look like walking advertisements for rigor mortis. You feeling all right?"
Hawkeye: "If only I had the strength to drop dead."
Margaret: "If you two would stop carousing all night you might feel better in the morning."
BJ: "For your information, Margaret, we went to bed at 10:00 last night. And at 10:15, 10:30."
Margaret: "What are you talking about?"
Hawkeye: "______ snores! We would have gotten better sleep at the front." Hint

Klinger

Potter

Charles

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Question 6 of 10

6. "Say No More"
Charles: "It would appear that your current affliction wouldn't make any difference. Your starry-eyed admiration for the good doctor would have left you speechless anyway."
Margaret: "Winchester, voice gone, fists fine. I need voice, two days."
Charles: "You have a fair chance. Margaret, you know what do as well as I do. Every peep you utter is going to inflame your vocal fold."
Margaret: "How am I supposed to work if I can't talk?"
Charles: "Shut mouth. Use ______." Hint

Pencil

Marker

Stylus

Chalk

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Question 7 of 10

7. "Friends & Enemies"
Kelly: "Major should I keep Private Radatz on penicillin?"
Margaret: "Well, he happens to be a patient of Dr. Winchester's. You can ask him, but I'd be surprised if he were willing to even share an opinion." BJ: "Ooh! Ooh!"
Margaret: "Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry! Is that your bad ______?"
BJ: "Mm-hmm."
Margaret: "Are you in terrible pain?"
BJ: "No, no, Margaret. I'm brushing up on an old Mill Valley rain dance."
BJ hops outside and screams in agonizing pain. Hint

Back

Arm

Hand

Toe

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Question 8 of 10

8. "Give & Take"
Potter: "You got money from everyone. Oh, come to think of it, except me. I wanna kick in my fair share. Wait a minute. My name's checked off too. What's going on here? I didn't give you any ______." Hint

Books

Food

Money

Clothes

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Question 9 of 10

9. "As Time Goes By"
Margaret: "Will you just get out of here!"
Hawkeye: "Before we go, I got something in here that's a little more appropriate for your time capsule."
Margaret: "Like what? Your dirty socks or your dirty magazines?"
Hawkeye: "Just a broken fan belt."
Margaret: "From the chopper."
Hawkeye: "Nobody noticed that pilot when he was here but it would be nice if people remembered him a hundred years from now."
Margaret: "That's very appropriate. Thank you. What else do you have there?"
Hawkeye: "This is my contribution. ______ left me this." Hint

Radar

Frank

Flagg

Henry

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Question 10 of 10

10. "Hey Look Me Over"
Kelly: "We've got jitterbug, "cheek to cheek" and, especially for Hawkeye, six different Lindies!"
Hawkeye: "Kelly, thank you. God, you're in luck. I do a great ______. In fact, I taught ______ everything she knows." Hint

Bindy

Lindy

Mindy

Cindy

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. "Hey Look Me Over" Hawkeye: "What are you talking about?" Kelly: "I'm talking about how when the slow music comes on you suddenly need a drink like you're afraid you're gonna have to put your arms around me. And then when I try to talk to you your eyes are on every nurse in the room but me. Is that what this is about, that I was a little distracted last night? It's not just last night. You've been like that ever since I got here And you weren't distracted. You've been avoiding me like I was ____________."

Answer: Typhoid Mary

Hawkeye: "Sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. It's just that I never saw you, you know, in that way."
Kelly: "You never saw me, period."
Kelly had a crush on Hawkeye who admitted he didn't see her that way so she called him out on how he treated her. Hawkeye later redeemed himself by dancing with her in the final scene in the Officer's Club.

2. "The Joker is Wild" BJ: "The best joke of all was the joke that never came." Hawkeye: "Okay, okay. I've been had. Fine. I've tossed down the gauntlet, and you beat me up with it. That's fine. You had your fun. Now it's over." BJ: "I believe you have some ____________ to do."

Answer: Table dancing

Hawkeye: "Oh, come on, Beej."
BJ, Klinger, Potter, Charles, Margaret, Mulcahy: "Up, up, up!"
Klinger: "Get up here."
Potter: "A deal's a deal."
Hawkeye: "(Singing) You're the Tops."
The deal was if Hawkeye had gotten the joke he would have to stand on the table in the mess tent, drop his pants and sing "You're the Tops".

3. "Settling Debt" All: "Surprise!" Potter: "Surprise what?" Hawkeye: "Surprise this! You are the proud owner of your own house." Klinger: "And not the one with an anchor." Potter: "My ______. This is what Mildred sent you?"

Answer: Mortgage

Hawkeye: "Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag now."
Potter: ""Paid in full"? How on earth did she do it six months early?"
Mulcahy: "Well, I believe she wrote in her letter that she saved the egg money."
Potter: "Well, I'll be. And to think I got nervous when Mildred opened a charge account at the pharmacy."
Mildred Potter sent a letter to Hawkeye with the mortgage and her idea for celebrating paying it off early. He tried to get the letter from Klinger before he delivered it to Hawkeye only for Klinger to all but say, "Unless you're Captain Pierce. No." Then he tried getting it from Hawkeye first by going through his things then asking for it.

4. "The Moon is Not Blue" Potter: "Uh, fellow movie buffs, as we all know our scheduled movie for tonight is State Fair. However, thanks to the efforts of General Rothaker who put in a call to a certain movie bigwig in Seoul we will not be seeing State Fair tonight. Ah, no. But instead, he coaxed them into sending us a piece of entertainment of a rather sophisticated nature. I give you __________________. Roll 'em."

Answer: "The Moon is Blue"

Earlier Hawkeye and BJ secretly had "Stair Fair" switched with "The Moon is Blue" but didn't tell anyone else. So when Potter announced the change of movie Hawkeye and BJ were beside themselves.

5. "Strange Bedfellows" Potter: "You fellas look like walking advertisements for rigor mortis. You feeling all right?" Hawkeye: "If only I had the strength to drop dead." Margaret: "If you two would stop carousing all night you might feel better in the morning." BJ: "For your information, Margaret, we went to bed at 10:00 last night. And at 10:15, 10:30." Margaret: "What are you talking about?" Hawkeye: "______ snores! We would have gotten better sleep at the front."

Answer: Charles

Hawkeye and BJ couldn't get any sleep if at all because bunkmate Charles was snoring loudly. Charles refused to admit to snoring so Hawkeye and BJ used a recorder and played it waking Charles up and still he denied it. Lastly they woke up Charles insisting he does snore which he denied then the camp outside their tent said in unison, "Oh yes you do!"

6. "Say No More" Charles: "It would appear that your current affliction wouldn't make any difference. Your starry-eyed admiration for the good doctor would have left you speechless anyway." Margaret: "Winchester, voice gone, fists fine. I need voice, two days." Charles: "You have a fair chance. Margaret, you know what do as well as I do. Every peep you utter is going to inflame your vocal fold." Margaret: "How am I supposed to work if I can't talk?" Charles: "Shut mouth. Use ______."

Answer: Pencil

Margaret gave herself a home permanent in the shower and after exiting the shower to work on patients she let herself lose her voice.

7. "Friends & Enemies" Kelly: "Major should I keep Private Radatz on penicillin?" Margaret: "Well, he happens to be a patient of Dr. Winchester's. You can ask him, but I'd be surprised if he were willing to even share an opinion." BJ: "Ooh! Ooh!" Margaret: "Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry! Is that your bad ______?" BJ: "Mm-hmm." Margaret: "Are you in terrible pain?" BJ: "No, no, Margaret. I'm brushing up on an old Mill Valley rain dance." BJ hops outside and screams in agonizing pain.

Answer: Toe

Hawkeye: (in the Swamp) "Congratulations. You've just been awarded the Purple Toe."
Margaret ran into BJ's ingrown toenail causing him to hop outside in agonizing pain. BJ couldn't stand that Charles would play his music loudly without anyone else's consideration so he used his knife to wear down the needle. He then tried to trick him into getting Margaret to lend him her record player. Both Charles and Margaret noticed how BJ was tricking them so they ventured to The Swamp with the record player and Charles' music.

8. "Give & Take" Potter: "You got money from everyone. Oh, come to think of it, except me. I wanna kick in my fair share. Wait a minute. My name's checked off too. What's going on here? I didn't give you any ______."

Answer: Money

The collection position went from Hawkeye, BJ, Mulcahy, Klinger (not in that order) and lastly Charles.
Charles: "Trying to raise money around here is like trying to raise the Titanic with tweezers. So, I, uh, paid for everybody. However, I will take your $10. I could use a loan till payday. Thank you."

9. "As Time Goes By" Margaret: "Will you just get out of here!" Hawkeye: "Before we go, I got something in here that's a little more appropriate for your time capsule." Margaret: "Like what? Your dirty socks or your dirty magazines?" Hawkeye: "Just a broken fan belt." Margaret: "From the chopper." Hawkeye: "Nobody noticed that pilot when he was here but it would be nice if people remembered him a hundred years from now." Margaret: "That's very appropriate. Thank you. What else do you have there?" Hawkeye: "This is my contribution. ______ left me this."

Answer: Radar

When Radar left the 4077th he left his teddy bear on Hawkeye's bunk. Rizzo donated a sparkplug, Potter donated a copy of "Zane Grey", Kelly a pair of Army boots, Mulcahy his boxing gloves, Klinger's black dress Charles a bottle of cognac.
Hawkeye: "Let it stand for all the soldiers who came over here as boys and went home as men."
Margaret: "That's very lovely."
BJ: "I fished with this a couple of times. Hawk told me it belonged to Colonel Blake. It's for all the men who never made it home."

10. "Hey Look Me Over" Kelly: "We've got jitterbug, "cheek to cheek" and, especially for Hawkeye, six different Lindies!" Hawkeye: "Kelly, thank you. God, you're in luck. I do a great ______. In fact, I taught ______ everything she knows."

Answer: Lindy

Nurse: "Great. When we're through doing this, maybe we can dance."
This was all about Kelly in this episode her first to do so. After blowing up at Hawkeye he spotted her in Post Op talking to a patient who was near death as if he thought she was his girlfriend. Hawkeye saw a whole new side of Nurse Kelly.

Source: Author valjoedg

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