"Where There's a Will, There's No Way" Quiz

Answer: True

Grace told Will she saw the most perfect man the other day but she felt nothing for him. She tells him, "I can't even imagine feeling the urge. Fantasy's gone." Will then asks, "Not even one of the Baldwin brothers?" Grace tells him, "No." So he says, "Not Alec?" Again, she says, "No." Will then says, "Not Billy?" Grace says, "No."
Will tries another, "Not Stephen?" She says no again. Will says, "Danny?" Grace then says, "None of them!" Will asks, "What about all 4 together?" Grace replies, "Will, we're talking about me."

Answer: Xander Freeman

Grace says when she comes to his name, "Xander Freeman. Oh, gosh, he was so sweet." Karen says, "Well, there you go. Call him." Grace then says, "I think I will. He was so nice. He liked my perfume and my shampoo. He was a sniffer. Is that weird? I'm just gonna call him. Will you call him for me? Or maybe I'll seem stupid. No, make me seem official. Or maybe I'll seem snobby. No, it'll be cool. No, it'll be stupid." Karen then picks up the phone and dials his number. When he gets on the phone, Karen says, "Yes, hello, Xander. I have Grace Adler calling. Oh, yes. She's just as beautiful as ever. Oh, that's very sweet. Good-bye. He's gotten fat." Karen then rips up the card with his number on it and Grace asks what did she just do. Karen tells her, "Honey, he had the "ho ho ho" chortle, which basically says "I'm a fatty now." Come on, honey, don't give up the ghost." She hands the rolodex back to Grace and says, "Come on, spin again."

Answer: criminals

Jack received a red letter from the IRS and Will tells Jack, "Come to my office at lunch. Bring your receipts, pay stubs, 1099s..." Jack says, "Ow. Pay stubs? receipts? That's too much. A 10 what? I can't possibly remember all of that." Grace then says, "10...99. Bo Derek, Barbara Feldon." Jack says, "See? Why can't the government do that? I hate Uncle Sam. I'm so over older men." When Jack goes to Will's office, Will asks Jack if he has any idea how the government worked and Jack says, "I do know I get a little funny in the tummy around the Washington Monument. Come on, Will, lots of people don't pay their taxes." Will replies, "Yeah, they're called criminals."

Answer: National Ballroom Competition

Will's on the phone with his mother and he's telling her, "Yeah, I know, mom. I'm watching it right now. No, trust me, it is not a good way to meet men. Because gay men don't ballroom dance. Oh, yeah, I see them. Well, not the men I want. Oh, I gotta go now.

The mambo competition is starting. Yeah, I love you, too." When Grace walks in, she asks him what he's watching and he tells her, "National Ballroom Competition. They're so tacky, but in that magnificent way. I don't know where to put my emotions."

Answer: 5

When Will asked Grace how her date went, she told him, "It sucked." He then says, "Gonna need a little more." She then tells him, "It was fine. It was nothing. It was beige. He was beige. I was beige. The food was beige. It was beige."

Answer: He doesn't have a waist.

Jack tells Will, "I can't handle this. I'm freaking out! Oh, God, this is worse than when I was caught shoplifting at Lane Bryant." Will tells him, "You have to calm down. We need to act professional."
Jack then says, "I can't go to jail, Will. I'll never pull off the jumpsuit. I have no waist."

Answer: poker

Karen's dealing the cards and says, "All right, boys, my deal. The name of the game is 7-card stud. Deuces and one-eyed jacks wild, low spade in the hole splits the pot, and don't forget to tip your dealer."

Answer: flip-flops

After Jack says, "Ok, ladies, Papa needs a new pair of flip-flops", he nudges Steve, who's sitting next to him. Steve then tells Jack, "Could you move over? You're a little close." Jack then tells him, "Newsflash. You can't catch it."

Answer: sexy

Grace waves a pair of white shorts as if surrendering. She says to Will, "I'm waving the white delicate. Can we be friends again?" Will tells her, "I don't know. I made a lot of money tonight. I was gonna buy myself a new one." Grace then tells Will to ask her about her date and when he does, she says, "Don't ask. He was handsome, sensual, talented, and not even a flutter. It's just weird." Will then tells her, "Grace, you're way too hard on yourself. So you're in a low sex drive phase right now. Everybody gets there once in a while. Except Jack. And he should be studied."

Answer: Point Break

Will asks Grace, "Are we back in fun mode?" Grace says, "Yeah." Will then tells her, "Good. Agent Grace, here's your assignment. Go out and rent the video "Point Break". We'll do a Keanu Reeves, high-fat ice cream combo pack." Grace then says, "Keanu in rubber and chocolate chocolate chip. Now, that's a lot of sugar." Will then says, "Oh, and Gracie, the next time you're gonna offer me a truce, wave your own white delicates." She says, "Yours are prettier."