"Will Works Out" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Juan Mendez

When Jack enters the apartment, he pulls up his shirt and tells Will and Grace to have a look. Will screams and tells him he should warn people he's about to do that. Grace then says that reminded her they were out of ricotta cheese. Jack then tells them, "I haven't worked out in two days. I'm fat. Jesus fatty gay. I got busted at the gym." Will then asks, "For what? Feeling something other than the burn?" Jack replies, "No, they finally got hip to the fact that I have an illegal membership card." Will then says, "It's about time. You've been Juan Mendez for, like, 3 years now." Grace says, "Poor Juan, sitting around wondering what happened to his wallet, his thighs dimpling."

Answer: 300, 160

Jack and Will are at the gym where Will goes to work out and Jack is looking all around and says, "Okay, you should've warned me they let naked old men walk around in here." Will asks him to keep it down. Jack then says, "There's a guy over there who can bench 300 pounds, and I'd like to be 160 of them. Hello! Press this!" Will then says, "Now, listen, Swishburger. This is not like your old gym. Look around. Nary a nipple ring in sight. No men in Flashdance collars. And behold women!" Jack tells him, "There were women at my old gym."
Will replies, "Not on their birth certificate."

Answer: Richard

When Will told Richard he was just thinking they should get together and talk, Jack jumps up and says hello to him. Will then tells Richard he isn't happy with the mergers and Richard says they will meet the following week. Jack then tells Will, "You saw me going for that guy, and you cut me off at the pass." Sarcastically Will says, "Busted! That's exactly what I was doing, Jack." Jack then says, "Shielding a desirable carcass from a much hotter vulture."
Will tells him, "See, this is what happens when you watch "Wild Kingdom" and gay porn with picture in picture."

Answer: A fag a day keeps the doctor away.

Jack overheard Will's conversation with Grace and decides to try and act differently. When he and Will are in the locker room, he tries to give it a shot and when Will asks him what he's doing, Jack replies, "Well, you know the old saying, a rolling fag gathers no moss. Yeah, you can lead a fag to water, but you can't make him drink. A penny saved is a fag earned. I heard what you called me the other day." Will then says, "Oh. Jack, I'm sorry you heard that, but you gotta understand, I work with some of these people. I wish you'd just tone it down a little."

Answer: 1982

Jack tells Will he's pathetic and gross and there's nothing wrong with his tone. Will tells him, "Yeah, except that whenever you open your mouth, a purse falls out." Jack then asks, "What are you so afraid of, that everybody's gonna find out you're gay?" Will replies, "I don't know. Some do, some don't. I don't exactly put it on my business card. "Will Truman, Gay, Member since 1982." Jack then says, "'82? Try '78! Mister "One time at sleep-away camp doesn't count."

Answer: He left no milk for her coffee.

Will tells Grace Jack heard what he said about him at the gym and asks her if he's a bad gay man. She tells him he is and when he asks how could she answer that so easily, she tells him, "Because yesterday when I saw that you didn't leave me any milk for my coffee, I remember saying, "Bad gay man! Bad gay man!"

Answer: Grumpy Morning Will, Disco Will, Sublimate His Rage With Cashmere Will

Will says, "Jack said this thing about how there are 15 Will Trumans." Grace tells him, "Oh, that's so wrong." Will then thanks her and she says, "There are at least 25. If you include "Grumpy Morning Will" and "Disco Will" and "Sublimate His Rage With Cashmere Will." Will then says, "Ok, this is absurd. Maybe I don't wear my sexuality like a sash and a tiara the way Jack does, but I am willing to put my gayness up against anybody's."

Answer: Hope Floats

Grace told Karen she needed a night away from Stan and invited her over to have some fun. After Karen arrives, Grace tells her, "I'm gonna make some popcorn, I have Ben & Jerry's softening, and I rented the last copy of "Hope Floats." Karen gives her a bored look and Grace says, "I'll get the booze."

Answer: love

Will admits to one of his clients that he is gay and introduces him to Jack. Afterwards, Jack tells him that almost was a nice thing he done. Will then asks him what more did he want from him and Jack says, "I'd like you to realize that this is not about me, this is about you." Will tells him he does realize that. Jack then says, "And I'd like an apology." Will tells him he is sorry. Jack then says, "And a little respect." Will tells him he has his respect and Jack says, "And a full-time membership to this gym." Will says, "I respect you too much to pay for..." Jack interrupts him and says, "Okay, forget the respect, just a full-time membership." Will agrees.

Answer: No

When Will and Jack enter the apartment, they see Grace and Karen lying on top of each other. Jack says, "Sufferin' sappho!" Will says, "You know, it's a shame. An image like this is completely wasted on us." Jack then says he doesn't want to be there when they wake up and Will suggests they try and make last call at the bar.