"X-Files" - "Jose Chung's ..." II Quiz

Answer: smoked a cigarette

The alien's behavior was clearly modeled after that of the Cigarette-Smoking Man, and when asked a direct question, he simply took a long drag on the cigarette.

Answer: "This is not happening."

Harold said the alien was talking, and Mulder asked if he meant telepathically. Harold replied, "No, in English."

Answer: yes

Scully, after listening to Harold's account of the abduction, interrupted to ask if he and Chrissy had had sex. He said that they had, but it was before the abduction. Scully seemed inclined to think that the entire ado was really just sexual trauma.

Answer: Venus

Scully and Mulder went to talk to Roky because he claimed to be an eyewitness to the abduction. He gave them a written account of what he'd seen, but warned them of the danger of the knowledge contained therein. Then he told them that the previous night, he'd been sitting in his garage when the garage door suddenly opened.

A black car with tinted windows sped up his driveway into the garage, and the door shut behind the car. The car window rolled down, revealing a Man in Black, who told Roky, "No other object has been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus." Roky told Scully and Mulder that he realized something was weird at that point because, as he put it, "normally, if two strangers drive into my garage, I'd tell them to get the hell off the property, but this time, I didn't.

It was like I was in a trance or something."

Answer: Lord Kinbote

Roky described how the third alien approached him and told him that his efforts were "needed for the survival of all earthlings." The alien took him aboard his ship and they traveled into inner space because that was the domain of the third alien, who told Roky his name was Lord Kinbote.

Answer: screenplay format

Chung seemed utterly dismayed by Roky's ineptitude as a writer, saying "I don't know what was most disturbing: his description of the inner core reincarnated souls sex orgy, or the fact that the whole thing is written in screenplay format." Scully agreed that it was a peculiar situation.

Answer: Russian accent

It seemed the man suspected the alien might be a Russian instrument of espionnage, but another man assured him that it was "beyond their capabilities."

Answer: finding a job

Blaine told Chung that he wanted to be abducted by aliens. When Chung incredulously asked him why, Blaine said, "I hate this town. I hate... people. I just want to be taken away to someplace where I... I don't have to worry about finding a job."

Answer: hair

Blaine was upset because when he called the police about the alien body, they showed up with "a couple of men in black. One of them was disguised as a woman, but wasn't pulling it off. Like, her hair was red, but it was a little too red, you know?"

Answer: shrieked

Blaine described Mulder as "the tall, lanky one - his face was so blank and expressionless. He didn't even seem human. I think he was a mandroid." Blaine told Chung that the only time Mulder reacted was when he saw the alien's dead body, and indeed, Mulder let out a fully girlish shriek, thought he maintained a completely straight face throughout.