"South Park" - "The Return of the Fellowship..." Quiz

Answer: thong

Sharon had gotten done up in a red ensemble, complete with garters, and Randy threw off his robe to reveal a blue thong. The married couple settled in to watch the pornographic film, but were annoyed when they realized it was trying "to have a story." It didn't take long for Sharon to notice the "really good" production values in the flick and then they had the horrible revelation that they were watching "Lord of the Rings" and had sent the porno film with the boys to Butters' house!

Answer: yes

Randy and Sharon Marsh crossed paths with the boys on their way to Butters' house and Randy sent the boys to retrieve the tape and bring it back to them, thinking he'd saved himself the embarrassment of explaining the situation to the Stotches. The boys successfully retrieved the tape, but not before Butters had watched enough to be addicted.

He didn't want to let the tape go, and asked to go with the boys. Kyle reluctantly agreed, stipulating that Butters would have to "play like 'Lord of the Rings'." Butters agreed to the terms and immediately started thrusting his pelvis against Kyle's side, imitating what he'd seen in the video. Kyle was horrified and rescinded the offer, refusing to let Butters tag along. Butters was crestfallen, calling after them, "My movie! My awesome cool movie. My... preciousss."

Answer: bicycles

Like the Black Riders on their horses, the 6th graders on their bikes delivered menacing pursuit, determined to get the video for themselves!

Answer: Star Wars

Kevin was wearing a storm trooper helmet and hoped the tape's powers could be used "to strengthen [their] star cruisers." The other kids were clearly fed up with Kevin's inability to play along and he got up and left the circle.

Answer: "I don't know, I don't wanna know. I'm out."

He also clapped his hands and gestured the conclusion of his involvement. Token was clearly a bit traumatized by the tape and wanted nothing more to do with it!

Answer: Thousand Island dressing

Randy Marsh tried to explain how love-making works, but Token countered with what he'd witnessed: "Five midgets, spanking a man... covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that making love?" Randy didn't really have a suitable response to that query!

Answer: Jimmy

He couldn't even get his whole phrase, "You shall not pass," out before the older boys ran him down with their bikes!

Answer: water

After Jimmy was unable to stop the pursuit, Cartman directed the group to cross the river, claiming that "6th graders can't stand water." The other boys were dubious but eventually conceded and waded into the water. When the 6th graders pulled up on their bikes, they refused to cross the river, complaining that they didn't "wanna get wet" and pointing out that if the "bikes get wet, their chains'll rust."

Answer: yes

The boys finally made it to the store, only to find it closed. Before Kyle could drop the movie into the drop box, Butters jumped on him and grabbed the tape, running into the parking lot. With the 6th graders arriving, Kyle tried unsuccessfully to wrest the tape from Butters' grasp. Without much time left, Kyle picked Butters up and threw him down the drop box shoot, thereby returning the tape to the safety of the video store!

Answer: no

The boys, who had of course never watched any of the video, were completely shocked and mystified by the graphic sex talk their parents gave them upon finding them at the video store. When asked if they had any questions, the boys were stunned speechless, save Stan's single word response: "Wow." With that, the adults headed back for their cars, leaving Butters grasping the movie and squirming with pleasure in the video bin inside the Two Towers video store.