"South Park" - "Asspen" Trivia Quiz

Answer: pee on him

When the boys noticed Butters was asleep, Cartman wanted to show them a "trick" he knew. First he explained that when a person is sleeping "you can take a glass of warm water and put their hand in it." Stan asked what to do next, and Cartman replied gleefully, "And then you pee on it!" He dropped his pants and started peeing on Butters as Kyle corrected him, saying "No, dude, you're supposed to put their hand in warm water and it makes them pee." Cartman didn't seem concerned with this tiny detail and continued on, laughing all the while.

When their parents all came in to announce the trip to Aspen, Butters woke up and noticed, "Oh, I'm all sticky."

Answer: a Hitler

Cartman explained it to the other boys: "You know, when somebody is sleeping and you put your finger up your butt and then wipe it on their upper lip to give them a little Hitler mustache." When Butters finally appeared from the bedroom, he did indeed slightly resemble Hitler, and he commented innocently that "it kind of smells stinky in this condo." Later, when their ski instructor tried to point out the "crap" on Butters' face, Butters seemed a bit confused and told him "Wuh, that's my face, sir."

Answer: pizza and french fries

He explained skiing thusly: "To go slow, we wedge our skis together in the shape of a slice of pizza. Then to go faster, we put 'em parallel, like french fries." He had Ike go first down the hill, but when Ike crashed through the wall of the ski lodge below, Thumper summed up the failure as a misapplication of position: "Okay, you see what he did? He french fry'd when he should've pizza'd. You french fry when you should pizza, you're gonna have a bad time."

Answer: filet mignon and lobster

They were pretty impressed by the quality of the meal. However, after the parents had eaten only a few bites, the waiters returned and removed the plates. Phil and Josh explained it was just like a time-share: "You get a little taste of luxuries you can't afford. And then share it with the people who come tomorrow."

Answer: false

Actually, Stan had no interest in racing Tad, seeing as how he'd just learned to ski. On their first encounter, Tad tried to poke fun at Stan and call him a chicken for not wanting to race. Then next time they met, Heather was there apologizing for looking after her own best interests by choosing Tad over Stan.

It didn't seem to matter that Stan had no idea who these people were! He begrudgingly agreed to race, just because Tad agreed to leave him alone if he would. Even at the summit, Tad was oblivious to Stan's disinterest in racing, taunting him: "Hah! You're going down, little boy!" Stan replied humorlessly, "Yeah, prob'ly."

Answer: the youth center

Invited by the geeky teen girl to the dance at the youth center, Stan found himself again confronted by Tad, who secured a rematch. However, the stakes were a little higher on this race. If Stan won, Tad's father would have to leave the youth center standing, but the location of the race was to be the ultra-dangerous K-13.

Answer: no

As it turned out, the police were actually involved in the time-share sales scheme. They also claimed that the Mayor and President of the United States were in on it. It seemed the parents were not going to get away from the sales pitch easily!

Answer: set off fireworks

First, he cut a tree down to cross the path, which Stan just climbed slowly over. Then he poured a bunch of sand in the path, which Stan presumably just made his way through carefully. Tad was preparing to release the hamsters to distract Stan when he suffered a bit of distraction himself.

Answer: geeky girl's chest

After Tad lay all his traps for Stan, the geeky teen girl approached Tad, saying "I just thought I could distract you... with these." Then she lifted up her shirt and flashed Tad. While he stood transfixed, Stan slowly moved past him and crossed the finish line, winning the race! Of course, it was later revealed that the awe-inspiring sight was not her breasts, but two strange mutant-like creatures affixed to her chest where her breasts should have been!

Answer: yes

The boys weren't as excited about the news as the parents had expected. Stan summed up their frustrations pretty well: "We can't keep track of when you pizza and when you french fries and when the hot-shot asshole skier takes your girl or if you're supposed to race him the first time or train first to beat him on the really difficult mountain so you can save the dorky but hot girl's youth center. Skiing sucks!"