'South Park' - Season 6 Trivia

1. The boys get embroiled in a plot to save a youth centre when their parents rent out a timeshare in what city?

From Quiz Mixed "South Park" - Season 6

Answer: Aspen

The boys, now with Butters replacing Kenny as the fourth friend, follow their parents along to a free Timeshare weekend in Aspen, Colorado. While their parents struggle to avoid the Timeshare gimmicks, the boys learn how to ski and Stan unsuspectingly becomes the target of the local champion skier. What results is a series of races to save the local youth club and stop the bully once and for all. In the end, although the kids hate Aspen, they all become part-owners of the Timeshare.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Free Hat"

Answer: walkie-talkies

The policemen in "E.T." were all holding walkie-talkies, and in "Saving Private Ryan" the soldiers were storming the beach with nothing to defend themselves but walkie-talkies! The gun noises were still there, though. The boys were even more incensed when they found that the feature film, "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back", had also been digitally altered and they walked out of the theater to ask for their money back.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Red Hot Catholic Love"

Answer: money or goldfish

The woman was supposed to find out if the kids had been molested "without really telling them what's going on," but she didn't seem to be doing a very good job. After asking a few benign questions about Father Maxi's temperament, she jumped right to asking if he'd ever tried to put anything in the kids' butts. They were mystified by what she could be referring to, and she tried to clarify: "No, no. Did he ever try to put anything that belonged to him in your butt?" The boys responded in unison, "No."

From Quiz "South Park" - "Simpsons Already Did It"

Answer: putting the nose on

Tweek was concerned that he might put the carrot in the wrong place or that while he was putting in on, the snowman would come to life and try to kill him. The other boys were annoyed but tried to assuage his fears.

From Quiz "South Park" - "My Future Self 'n Me"

Answer: Ecstasy

Stan was telling the boys that the scare-tactic commercials were exaggerations, but Token countered that they couldn't really know because none of them had ever done drugs. That's when Jimmy piped up: Jimmy: "Well, I did Ecstasy once. Me and my girlfriend took it and we stayed up all night having... sex." Kyle: "...Where did you have sex with her?" Jimmy: "In her... va-vagina... Thank you, thank you. What a terrific audience." The other boys were a bit perturbed but it was hard to tell if Jimmy was joking about the whole thing or not!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Fun With Veal"

Answer: decapitated

When Rancher Bob offered a free sample from a recently killed cow, Cartman gleefully jumped at the chance! After that part of the tour, the class was taken into the "veal ranch," where baby cows were kept chained and immobile so they couldn't "walk around or get any exercise," so as to protect the tenderness of the meat. The kids (with Cartman as the obvious exception) were horrified to learn that they'd been eating baby cows!

From Quiz "South Park" - "The Return of the Fellowship..."

Answer: thong

Sharon had gotten done up in a red ensemble, complete with garters, and Randy threw off his robe to reveal a blue thong. The married couple settled in to watch the pornographic film, but were annoyed when they realized it was trying "to have a story." It didn't take long for Sharon to notice the "really good" production values in the flick and then they had the horrible revelation that they were watching "Lord of the Rings" and had sent the porno film with the boys to Butters' house!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Asspen"

Answer: pee on him

When the boys noticed Butters was asleep, Cartman wanted to show them a "trick" he knew. First he explained that when a person is sleeping "you can take a glass of warm water and put their hand in it." Stan asked what to do next, and Cartman replied gleefully, "And then you pee on it!" He dropped his pants and started peeing on Butters as Kyle corrected him, saying "No, dude, you're supposed to put their hand in warm water and it makes them pee." Cartman didn't seem concerned with this tiny detail and continued on, laughing all the while. When their parents all came in to announce the trip to Aspen, Butters woke up and noticed, "Oh, I'm all sticky."

From Quiz "South Park" - "The Death Camp of Tolerance"

Answer: teaching assistant

After Principal Victoria told Mr. Garrison that if the school fired him for "acting gay" he would be able to sue, he started scheming to get fired for just that reason. His first tactic was to introduce Mr. Slave as his new teaching assistant, or as he claimed he liked to write it, "the Teacher's Ass."

From Quiz "South Park" - "A Ladder to Heaven"

Answer: candy

Stan, Kyle, and Cartman arrived at the candy shop to take advantage of the shopping spree they'd won in a raffle, but were told they couldn't get the prize without presenting their half of the raffle ticket. Unfortunately, they'd left the ticket with Kenny for safekeeping and he'd died!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Freak Strike"

Answer: born without a midsection

She walked onto the stage, just legs, arms and a head, and let Maury exploit her for a few minutes. Then he gave her a $300 gift certificate to a CD store. Seeing how easy it was to get a prize inspired Cartman to send Butters on the show!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society"

Answer: The Silence of the Lambs

He had a little dog doll, whom he called "Precious", and Polly Prissy Pants at the bottom of a hole he'd dug in the floor, to whom he gave orders: "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

From Quiz Mixed "South Park" - Season 6

Answer: Maury

In order to exploit the "Maury" show for their personal gain, the boys send Butters to the TV studio wearing prosthetic testicles on his face to star in a 'freak show' special. Butters does, to better replace Kenny, and ends up getting a prize for himself; the other boys are bothered by this, none moreso than Cartman who decides to act out as a problem child to get his own prizes from "Maury". In the end, freaks from all around North America decide to band together but Butters ends up grounded by his parents for all of the hijinx he's been getting into. Cartman ultimately ends up on the wrong side of the freak crowd.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Child Abduction is Not Funny"

Answer: baby crying for her binky

Tweek was so thoroughly frightened by his parents warnings that he refused to see a movie with his friends because the ticket-taker was not the usual guy. Running home, Tweek refused to talk to a driver asking if he was in South Park. Then he refused to help an old lady across the street. Finally, Tweek ended up near the train tracks, where a quadriplegic had been stranded: "Oh, hey, kid! Oh, thank God you happened by. My- my chair ran out of juice right on these train tracks. If you hadn't shown up, well... Well, anyway, could you give me a push?" Tweek of course refused to go near the stranger, unsure if it might be a trick, and ended up watching the man get plowed down by a train!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Free Hat"

Answer: hats

The boys feared no one would come to their rally so Cartman added a note at the bottom of the sign advertising "free hat". Sure enough, a huge crowd came to the rally and demanded their free hats! Unfortunately, Tweek had only managed to make fifteen hats because he'd been so stressed out about getting them all done. As it turned out, though, most of the people weren't that interested in getting a free hat and had actually shown up to support the cause (or at least what they thought was the cause)!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Red Hot Catholic Love"

Answer: atheists

They were fed up trying to believe in a god who would let their "kids be molested in the first place" and determined to become atheists. Caught up in the excitement, Mr. Stotch exclaimed, "Yeah, let's kill God, yeah!" The other parents were a little more reserved, and Randy said, "Well, us, let's... let's just be atheists." Mr. Stotch thought for a moment before questioning the distinction: "...Same thing."

From Quiz "South Park" - "Simpsons Already Did It"

Answer: blocking out the sun

Professor Chaos revealed his plan to General Disarray, but General Disarray told him that they'd already done that on a "Simpsons" episode. Knowing that took the excitement out of the plan and Butters, clearly deflated, set out to think up a new plan.

From Quiz "South Park" - "My Future Self 'n Me"

Answer: squirrel

He recounted to his parents, "I can still remember when I was five and you both found that squirrel I'd been keeping in the closet and... you let me keep it for another week and then it ran away, but... I know that's just what you told me. I know that Mom had actually let it out." Randy and Sharon were stunned and concluded that the only way the man could know so much was if he really was Stan's future self!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Fun With Veal"

Answer: Mission Impossible

When they got to the ranch and the other boys didn't know what to do with the tools, Cartman was annoyed by their ignorance but schooled them anyway: "First you put on the black ski mask and use the torch to cut a hole in the roof." The toolkit was pretty thorough, even providing a black suit like the one Tom Cruise wore and a harness by which Stan got lowered into the barn. Stan was perplexed, though, when he unchained the baby cows and they made no effort to run away!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Asspen"

Answer: a Hitler

Cartman explained it to the other boys: "You know, when somebody is sleeping and you put your finger up your butt and then wipe it on their upper lip to give them a little Hitler mustache." When Butters finally appeared from the bedroom, he did indeed slightly resemble Hitler, and he commented innocently that "it kind of smells stinky in this condo." Later, when their ski instructor tried to point out the "crap" on Butters' face, Butters seemed a bit confused and told him "Wuh, that's my face, sir."

From Quiz "South Park" - "The Death Camp of Tolerance"

Answer: threw a paper airplane

Mr. Garrison was starting a lesson on communist Russia when Cartman's body was overtaken by Kenny's spirit (from back when he drank Kenny's ashes) and he folded and threw a paper airplane at the blackboard. Mr. Garrison turned around angrily, and only became more irate when the boys explained that it hadn't been Cartman but Kenny's spirit trapped in Cartman's body that was responsible for the interruption. Mr. Garrison exclaimed, "That does it! I will not put up with foolishness in my class! It's time for punishment!" Mr. Garrison then grabbed a paddle from his desk drawer and walked over to spank Mr. Slave with it before strapping a gag ball around Mr. Slave's mouth and swatting him some more. The class watched in horror, but Mr. Garrison thought he had his litigious millions in the bag!

From Quiz "South Park" - "A Ladder to Heaven"

Answer: cremated in an urn

At first, Cartman didn't understand, and asked, "You turned him into a teapot?"

From Quiz "South Park" - "Freak Strike"

Answer: golf balls

They "made a plastic mold of his chin and then made a latex scrotum and put two golf balls inside." They used spirit gum to stick it to Butters' chin, blended the skin tone with make-up, added "a little hair, and Presto!" As payment, Cartman gave them the original Avid cut of "Star Wars Episode I".

From Quiz "South Park" - "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society"

Answer: throw rocks at cars

As Butters explained, "you toss these little rocks at cars and if the driver gets angry, you blame me." Bebe responded that it sounded "hella fun" and that she'd join them.

From Quiz Mixed "South Park" - Season 6

Answer: Russell Crowe

The boys, eager to watch the trailer for Terrance and Philip's 'Asses of Fire 2', go to great lengths to make sure they see it live, traveling all over town to watch TV when a series of horrible events occur. At the same time, the kids are forced to watch an episode of Russell Crowe's 'Fightin' 'Round the World', a show featuring the actor traveling around the globe on a tugboat (named Tugger) and fighting everyday people, often for no reason. The boys ultimately see the short preview at Butters' house since his parents were never home to begin with.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Child Abduction is Not Funny"

Answer: no-kill animal shelter

The Ghost of Human Kindness woke Tweek up in the middle of the night and took him on a tour of South Park's unreported benevolence. Tweek concluded that "even though all the news is about murderers and abductors, those kinds of people... only make up a very small part of the world." When Tweek assured the Ghost that he was going to try to trust people again, the Ghost invited Tweek to get in the back of his dilapidated van. Before Tweek had to make a decision either way, the police burst out and identified the Ghost as "Frederick Johnson: he's been abducting children by dressing up like the Ghost of Human Kindness for over a year now."

From Quiz "South Park" - "Free Hat"

Answer: Nightline

Cartman insisted that he be the only one to talk, calling "dibs" on the role of "official spokesman." Kyle reluctantly agreed, but when Ted Koppel's first question addressed the boys' support of convicted toddler killer Hat McCullough, Cartman pointed to Tweek and claimed he was the spokesman.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Red Hot Catholic Love"

Answer: food

Thinking about the counselor's odd questions, Cartman theorized that if he shoved food into his butt, he would then poop out of his mouth. Kyle, of course, told him it was "the dumbest thing [he'd] ever said - this week!" Cartman was not to be dissuaded, and bet Kyle $20 that it would work. After some effort, Cartman actually did manage to poop out of his mouth, winning the bet and astounding all the other boys!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Simpsons Already Did It"

Answer: key to the city

Cartman had the plan all worked out: "When the Sea People arrive, I will welcome them to South Park as Ambassador of Earth. Tweek, you give them the key to the city, and we'll all engage them in simple conversation. We've gotta make Sea People feel comfortable, okay?" The Sea People were pretty anti-climactic, turning out to just be brine shrimp!

From Quiz "South Park" - "My Future Self 'n Me"

Answer: Becker

Stan had asked Butters to tutor him after school, explaining that he hoped if he focused on schoolwork he wouldn't turn into his future self and could have his bedroom back to himself. Butters concurred that it was no fun having his future self around and Stan was shocked to learn that Butters' future self had shown up four months ago! According to Butters, his future self only wanted to "watch 'Becker'. And that show is so stupid!"

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