"South Park" - "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society" Quiz

Answer: The Silence of the Lambs

He had a little dog doll, whom he called "Precious", and Polly Prissy Pants at the bottom of a hole he'd dug in the floor, to whom he gave orders: "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

Answer: throw rocks at cars

As Butters explained, "you toss these little rocks at cars and if the driver gets angry, you blame me." Bebe responded that it sounded "hella fun" and that she'd join them.

Answer: watch and peanuts

Kyle protested because he'd been there "since the beginning" and Stan agreed. Cartman gave in and said they'd get rid of Tweek, but Stan and Kyle objected to that as well and instead had Bebe take Cartman's spot in the foursome.

Answer: at Cartman's

Bebe and Cartman were "playing Lambs;" Cartman had roped Bebe into doing voices with him for the reenactment! When the other boys arrived, they started to devolve into inarticulate, Neanderthal-like beings, grunting and fighting with one another. Then Stan found a bone and bludgeoned the other boys in an homage to "2001: A Space Odyssey".

Answer: "What's 6x8?"

Bebe was troubled by her girlfriends' mean comments and wondered why the boys were treating her differently and saying she was smart. Bebe confided in her mom, "Sometimes I think I'm not as smart and cool as they say. That everyone just tells me I am because of my hooters." Bebe's mom replied, "Sweetie, you're a Stevens, and Stevens women are always told they're really, really smart." Bebe didn't seem entirely reassured and asked her mom what the product of 6 and 8 was, to which her mom replied, "Oh, sweetie! Those are two completely different numbers!"

Answer: an aircraft of some kind crashed

The pilots emerged, remarkably alive, and asked the boys to call 911. Still in Neanderthal-mode, the boys just grunted and squealed like apes. In a reference to "Planet of the Apes", the pilots assumed they'd traveled ahead in time and shot themselves, proclaiming that they'd rather die than live in the future.

Answer: No

He told Bebe that she was too young, but Bebe countered, "Britney Spears got fake ones when she was a teenager. Why can't I have mine taken off?" The doctor replied with great wisdom: "Because making breasts larger is a beautiful and wonderful thing. Making them smaller is insane!"

Answer: $3000

She went to the doctor to get implants and he started discussing the procedure to determine if she was really an appropriate candidate: "I'm afraid breast implants are not for everyone. I'll need to carefully assess your physical and mental condition to see if augmentation is truly the best way for you to go." Wendy offered him "$3000 cash," to which the doctor replied, "You pass. Let's do this thing!"

Answer: wore a cardboard box to school

She walked past the class to get to her seat and almost immediately, the boys returned to normal, as if coming out of a fugue.

Answer: No

She showed up with enormous implants, but didn't get the same response Bebe had received. Instead, the boys made fun of her, pointing out her "ridiculous things." Butters even went to poke at her new chest, announcing that they were "all hard and oogey!"