"South Park" - "The Death Camp of Tolerance" Quiz

Answer: teaching assistant

After Principal Victoria told Mr. Garrison that if the school fired him for "acting gay" he would be able to sue, he started scheming to get fired for just that reason. His first tactic was to introduce Mr. Slave as his new teaching assistant, or as he claimed he liked to write it, "the Teacher's Ass."

Answer: threw a paper airplane

Mr. Garrison was starting a lesson on communist Russia when Cartman's body was overtaken by Kenny's spirit (from back when he drank Kenny's ashes) and he folded and threw a paper airplane at the blackboard. Mr. Garrison turned around angrily, and only became more irate when the boys explained that it hadn't been Cartman but Kenny's spirit trapped in Cartman's body that was responsible for the interruption. Mr. Garrison exclaimed, "That does it! I will not put up with foolishness in my class! It's time for punishment!" Mr. Garrison then grabbed a paddle from his desk drawer and walked over to spank Mr. Slave with it before strapping a gag ball around Mr. Slave's mouth and swatting him some more.

The class watched in horror, but Mr. Garrison thought he had his litigious millions in the bag!

Answer: a Nancy Drew mystery

They were commenting on the "imagery" in the writing and how the "entire book thematically [was] a take on corporate America." Shockingly, though, this erudite discussion was actually about a Nancy Drew mystery! The boys came home and interrupted the meeting to tell their parents about Mr. Garrison's odd behavior.

When the boys described it as "super-gay," though, the parents decided a trip to the Museum of Tolerance was in order.

Answer: sleepy Mexican

In the Hall of Stereotypes, the museum had wax figures to represent various stereotypes. There was a "black person eating chicken and watermelon" who had a gun tucked into his waistband, an Arab terrorist, an Asian with a calculator, and a Jew hording money. Randy Marsh identified a fifth stereotype as "the stereotypical 'sleepy Mexican,'" pointing to a man sleeping next to a mop and bucket.

As soon as Randy had identified the stereotype, though, the man woke up, saying, "I'm the janitor. I'm s'pose to be cleaning but I'm so tire. Oh, so sleepy." The Tour Guide quickly ushered them on to another room.

Answer: the Frog King

When Lemmiwinks found himself unable to escape from Mr. Slave through the same orifice he'd entered, the Frog King appeared to offer guidance: "Lemmiwinks, you must find a way out of this place, or you will surely die. This way has been closed off by the Great Sphincter. To escape you must journey upward to the dark reaches of the intestine and past the stomach. Who am I? Just a friend.

Heed my words, Lemmiwinks; your time is running out. Make for the large intestine. All will be made clear then."

Answer: helmet torch

The Sparrow Prince met Lemmiwinks in the small intestine and gave him a "magic helmet torch" to guide his way. As the Sparrow Prince warned Lemmiwinks, "Before you lies the maze of the small intestine. One path leads to the stomach, the other to certain doom. Take with you this helmet and torch. Let them be your guide." Lemmiwinks wisely donned the helmet and continued on his journey.

Answer: a bear

The Camp Warden stopped and inquired as to what Kyle was painting and was furious to find it was a bear, pointing out that a "bear has nothing to do with accepting people of different races!" He tore up the painting and instructed Kyle to start over and make something more reflective of tolerance.

When Kyle wasn't working fast enough, the Warden pulled out a gun and held it to Kyle's head until Kyle finished his painting of "people of all colors and creed holding hands beneath a rainbow." The Warden was satisfied with the image, but took it away and ordered Kyle to "do it again!"

Answer: Vegas showgirl headdress

Mr. Garrison rode Mr. Slave onto the stage, wearing a big feathered headdress with matching boa and bra top. He was also wearing heels and strap-on genitalia. Mr. Slave was wearing what he considered a horse costume: cowboy boots, red thong, arm bands, what looked like a Trojan face mask, and a tail.

Answer: Museum of Acceptance

Fed up that his ridiculous display was getting nothing but praise from the audience, Mr. Garrison finally snapped, saying, "this behavior should not be acceptable from a teacher!" When the audience members contended that the Museum taught them to be tolerant, Mr. Garrison taught them all a lesson: "Tolerant, but not stupid! Look, just because you have to tolerate something doesn't mean you have to approve of it! If you had to like it, it'd be called the Museum of Acceptance! 'Tolerate' means you're just putting up with it! You tolerate a crying child sitting next to you on the airplane, or... or you tolerate a bad cold.

It can still piss you off! Jesus Tapdancing Christ!"

Answer: yes

Just as Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave were being brought to Devitzen's Tolerance Camp, Mr. Slave fell to his knees and coughed out Lemmiwinks. As he crawled away, Lemmiwinks was greeted by the Frog King, the Sparrow Prince, and Catatafish, who congratulated him on his brave journey and explained that their spirits were now free because Lemmiwinks had escaped.

Then the Frog King crowned Lemmiwinks "the Gerbil King" and the three guides disappeared.