"South Park" - "Simpsons Already Did It" Quiz

Answer: putting the nose on

Tweek was concerned that he might put the carrot in the wrong place or that while he was putting in on, the snowman would come to life and try to kill him. The other boys were annoyed but tried to assuage his fears.

Answer: blocking out the sun

Professor Chaos revealed his plan to General Disarray, but General Disarray told him that they'd already done that on a "Simpsons" episode. Knowing that took the excitement out of the plan and Butters, clearly deflated, set out to think up a new plan.

Answer: key to the city

Cartman had the plan all worked out: "When the Sea People arrive, I will welcome them to South Park as Ambassador of Earth. Tweek, you give them the key to the city, and we'll all engage them in simple conversation. We've gotta make Sea People feel comfortable, okay?" The Sea People were pretty anti-climactic, turning out to just be brine shrimp!

Answer: poured them in their teacher's coffee

Unfortunately, the brine shrimp didn't seem to agree with Ms. Choksondik's system, and the boys watched with a crowd of South Park residents as their teacher's corpse was wheeled out of her house and into a waiting ambulance!

Answer: John Wesley Powell statue

Professor Chaos showed up at General Disarray's house to gloat and turned on the news. Much to his dismay, the report was likening the act to something Bart did on "The Simpsons" and all the townspeople seemed to find the vandalism quite funny and opted not to restore the statue!

Answer: semen

Of course, the boys all thought the reporter said "sea men" and were certain that they'd soon "find the women, too!" Tweek was desperate to distance himself from the other boys, not wanting to get the death penalty, and insisted he'd had nothing to do with it!

Answer: "Hammertime"

Tweek of course freaked out, worrying that he wouldn't be able to remember that code word and wondering why it couldn't just be "lookout." Cartman was annoyed and told Tweek to think of the song "Can't Touch This" and he'd "remember the code word." Sure enough, when the coroners started approaching from the hall, Tweek was unable to remember the word, and was forced to sing the song in his head until "hammertime" came to him! The boys all scrambled to hide and Cartman ended up diving inside Ms. Choksondik's corpse!

Answer: chocolate covered cherries

Professor Chaos explained to General Disarray that he'd created a machine that would remove the cherries from chocolate covered cherries and replace the inside with "two-month-old mayonnaise. People will think that they are gonna get a bite of a sweet, delicious cherry, but, instead, they'll get a mouthful of yuckies, and sticky mayonnaise." Professor Chaos was still a bit concerned that "The Simpsons" might have done it, but General Disarray reassured him, "No, I think 'The Simpsons' would be more clever than that." Unfortunately, just as the boys were leaving to unleash their fury on South Park, the ad for that night's episode of "The Simpsons" came on TV, advertising the same machine! Butters was utterly horrified, even seeing his beloved town re-drawn in "Simpsons" style!

Answer: statue of Cartman

He woke up in the morning to find the SeaCiety much advance, and observed a library and temple before noticing the enormous statue of himself surrounded by prostrating Sea People. Cartman concluded that they thought he was god, and rejoiced from his window that he was "god of the Sea People!"

Answer: war

As the boys watched, the Sea People erected a statue to Tweek on the other side of the aquarium, then the sides started suicide bombing each other. When that escalated to missiles, the explosions had enough impact to break the glass of the aquarium, dumping the Sea People and their civilization onto the floor, killing them instantly!