"Married...with Children" Anthology Part 12 Quiz

Answer: He is having a sympathetic pregnancy

Peggy gets mad when everyone in the family coddles Buck when he doesn't feel well but totally ignores her and her pregnancy. However at the end, it is revealed that Buck has been having a sympathetic pregnancy. Jefferson is also having a sympathetic pregnancy with Marcy, though his is widely exaggerated.

Answer: Al

Kelly and Bud beg Al to get glasses after he nearly drove off a bridge after misreading a road sign. Al struggles to deal with his aging and asks his kids to help him pick out a cool pair of glasses. However, seeing better is not as good as it seems for Al who can now see everything a little better than before.

Answer: No

After Al falls out a window and hits his head, he awakens and announces he saw God's shoes. He develops a prototype of the shoes with Jefferson and goes on television talk shoes to peddle his invention. The shoes do not sell and everyone thinks Al is crazy.

In the end, it is revealed that the shoes Al saw did not belong to God but rather to a shoe salesman in heaven who also once failed to sell the same shoes.

Answer: Vital Social Issues N Stuff with Kelly

Kelly and her friends pool their money together to host a public access channel called "Vital Social Issues N Stuff with Kelly". Despite the trashy and nonsensical nature of the show, a big Hollywood producer wants to turn it into a nationwide primetime show.

Answer: The producers change it completely

While Kelly's trashy show was popular in Chicago, the Hollywood producers decide to change the content a lot. Kelly and her friends must wear overly conservative and unflattering outfits and the topics for discussion are about respect and school. The show flops immediately and the Bundys return to Chicago.

Answer: Her shoes should have fallen apart when wet

Al takes a part-time job as a janitor at a private detective agency. Vanessa Van Pelt, a wealthy and seductive young woman played by Traci Lords, mistakes Al for a detective and hires him to protect the Pharaoh's Eye, a large diamond she expects to inherit from her uncle. However the uncle is murdered and Al becomes a suspect. He clears his name by announcing Vanessa as the true killer. Shortly before the murder, Vanessa had gone outside to her car. Then the lights went out and when they came back on, the uncle was dead. However, it was raining that night and Vanessa's shoes were of a cheap quality that fall apart in the rain. This is how Al knew that Vanessa never went outside when the lights went out.

Shortly after solving the mystery, Al wakes up and learns that past few episodes were all a dream. Peggy and Marcy were never pregnant and he was never a detective.

The writers were forced to make this change because Katey Sagal, the actress who plays Peggy, miscarried her baby. Out of respect, Peggy's pregnancy storyline was discontinued.

Answer: Jessica Hahn

Peggy is upset when Al tells her an attractive woman has come into the shoe store every day for several days and flirted with him. She sends Kelly and Bud to spy on Al and they learn there really is such a woman, a shoe groupie played by Jessica Hahn. Al resists the temptation, however, even when she dons sexy lingerie and lays in his bed.

Answer: A football

Al realizes he has nothing to leave his family after he dies. He decides to leave Bud his game winning football from high school. However, he gave the football to Sandy, an ex-girlfriend. When Al tries to get the football back, he learns Sandy is now unattractive and still madly in love with him.

Answer: Skydiving

Bud begins dating a girl who loves men who do extreme things. She wants to go skydiving with Bud. Bud is afraid but agrees to go because he believes it will make it more likely his girlfriend will sleep with him.

Meanwhile, Al, Peggy, Marcy and Jefferson spend hours playing a romantic board game.

Answer: Soccer

Al auditions for an athletic shoe commercial that will air during the Super Bowl. When he is cast, he mistakenly believes he will be the star. However, he is just the punchline. The commercial also features football player Ed "Too Tall" Jones, boxer Sugar Ray Leonard and baseball player Steve Carlton, all of whom beat up Al in one way or another.