"South Park" - "AWESOME-O" Trivia Quiz

Answer: a diaper

Butters told AWESOME-O that he suffered from a "heziated colon," meaning he couldn't always control his sphincter. Butters explained, "sometimes I poop my pants, so I have to wear a diaper to school." Butters described what he had to do to treat the condition: "I have to take medicine for it every day.

It's a little suppository I have to... put up my rectum." Cartman seemed satisfied that he'd gotten enough dirt on Butters and was preparing to tell him that AWESOME-O was just another prank, but Butters revealed he had some dirt of Cartman, too!

Answer: Justin Timberlake cutout

Butters told AWESOME-O that he had the perfect revenge planned if Cartman ever messed with him again: "When Cartman is playing all alone in his backyard, he likes to dress up like Britney Spears and pretend he's her! He sings and dances around with a life-sized cutout of Justin Timberlake. [...] I've got the whole thing on tape! Even him making out with the Justin Timberlake cutout! [...] And if Cartman ever messes with me again, I'm gonna show that video to everybody!"

Answer: washing the dishes

Butters also got AWESOME-O to help him with his laundry. Butters' parents thought it was cute that Butters and "his friend Eric" were "playing Robot" and were impressed that they'd found "a fun way to do the dishes." Apparently, everyone but Butters could tell that AWESOME-O was actually just Cartman in a poorly-made costume!

Answer: to dispense oil waste

After dragging Butters' suitcases into Aunt Nellie's house, AWESOME-O announced, "AWESOME-O must dispense oil waste. Where is the nearest toilet, please?" Once inside the bathroom, Cartman starting scarfing down toothpaste. Back in the living room, Butters explained that he'd eaten on the plane, but AWESOME-O was a robot and thus didn't need to eat anything. No doubt, Cartman was starving!

Answer: who would win the Superbowl

A crowd had gathered around the robot and to prove how cool he was, Butters asked AWESOME-O who would win the Superbowl next year. When AWESOME-O answered, "The New Orleans Saints," everyone laughed appreciatively and a few nearby movie producers began to see a way to making their next "winner."

Answer: Adam Sandler

The first idea he pitched was "Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a... golden retriever, or something." The studio staffers loved the idea, dubbing it "Puppy Love." The second idea was "Adam Sandler inherits like, a billion dollars, but first he has to, like, become a... boxer or something." Again, the staffers jumped on the pitch, naming it "Punch Drunk Billionaire." Later, when the Pentagon was discussion their options, they mentioned that AWESOME-O had come up with over 1000 movie ideas for Catamount Pictures, "800 of which feature Adam Sandler."

Answer: Pearl Harbor

The General wanted to get AWESOME-O in order to "reprogram it and turn it into a weapon." The scientist in the room seemed a bit hesitant, saying, "if that robot is designed for entertainment, then turning it into a weapon is unethical." The military officials assured him otherwise: "Unethical? Let me explain something to you, Mr. Scientist! We understand that the robot is from Japan! That means that the Japanese have more of them! And if the Japanese fabricates one of them into a weapon before we do... [...] It would be Pearl Harbor all over again.

But worse. With robots." When the scientist continued to voice his discomfort with the idea, the General put him in his place: "You're paid to think, Mr. Scientist! National security is our job."

Answer: pleasure model

The executive called a break on the brainstorming meeting and asked AWESOME-O, "I was just wondering... are you by chance a... pleasure model?" AWESOME-O was confused, so the executive clarified: "Have you been programmed to... satisfy... the urges of humans?" AWESOME-O still didn't understand, so the executive offered to "show" him what he meant. From the lobby, AWESOME-O was heard yelling "Lame! Not cool! Totally lame!" Then AWESOME-O came running out of the board room, trying to escape as the executive appeared in the doorway with his pants around his ankles. Before Butters could catch up to his "malfunctioning" robot, though, the US government downed him with a cattle prod and abducted him!

Answer: No

He was about to reveal himself as an actual human when Butters walked in the door, so he immediately resumed the charade. Consequently, the military fired a shot into the scientist. Butters ran up to AWESOME-O, hugging him and pleading for his life, which brought tears to the eyes of all the military personnel.

The scientist pointed out the "humanity" of the display, and had time to ask what made him human while pulling out his internal organs before keeling over dead. The General approached AWESOME-O and was making a little speech about the lesson he'd learned concerning artificial intelligence and its place in society, when Cartman farted, thereby giving himself away!

Answer: Yes

After Cartman farted and Butters pulled off the top of the costume, he screened the damning video for the entire school, the military, and the Catamount Pictures executives. Butters seemed quite pleased as Cartman suffered silently in his seat!