"South Park" - "Stupid Spoiled..." Quiz

Answer: "She gets invited to all the parties."

Wendy was confused by the furor surrounding Guess's new "spokesperson model." When she tried to find out what Paris Hilton did, she wasn't really able to get a straight answer. She was even less impressed when Hilton took the stage, complaining about her long night of partying and coughing white gunk into her hand! Hilton was there to announce the opening of her new store, Stupid Spoiled Whore!

Answer: gun

As Paris Hilton chatted inanely on the phone with a friend, Tinkerbell crawled into the limo's front seat, pulled a revolver out of the driver's pocket, dragged it to the back seat, and shot herself in the head. Hilton was shocked, yelling, "Another dog killed itself!"

Answer: a bear

She was sobbing over her dead dog when she saw Butters playing in his yard and ordered her driver to stop. She announced, "Look at how cute. I want that! I want that!" Then she hugged Butters, telling him, "I'm gonna feed you, and take care of you, and call you Mr. Biggles!" After telling her driver to put her "find" in the car, she mused, "I want to find a bear costume for him. Won't he be so cute dressed up as a bear?" The driver tried to tell Hilton that her Mr. Biggles was actually someone's child, but Hilton refused to listen!

Answer: cocoa

Since Hilton seemed to be in love with their son (and she's rich) the Stotches decided to be nice to her. They offered her some cocoa, and she agreed with the stipulation that it include "schnapps and scotch."

Answer: doing shots

Wendy wanted to be invited, but the girls assured her she wouldn't like the party, and gave her a sampling of the agenda. Wendy claimed she was fine with the activities, and Annie challenged her, asking, "Do you even know what ketamine is?" Wendy asserted that she did, which only alienated her further; the girls took it as proof that she was too smart to be a whore!

Answer: mining coal

After the Stotches struck a deal to sell their son to Paris Hilton for $250 million, Butters begged them not to do it. Mr. Stotch told Butters that if he could raise the same amount of money, then he could stay. Butters wondered how to make that kind of money, and his father suggested coal mining, which Butters threw himself into quite enthusiastically!

Answer: Mr. Garrison's

Wendy went to Mr. Garrison's house to speak with his boyfriend, Mr. Slave. Mr. Slave told Wendy about how he'd been born a whore; it wasn't something he became. When Wendy told him about the "huge sex party," though, he was appropriately horrified!

Answer: pineapple

After accosting the emcee and participating in an orgy-like display of lewdness, Paris Hilton used a pineapple to display her willingness for depravity. Mr. Slave just looked on calmly while the crowd cheered, before standing up and showing them all what a whore really looks like!

Answer: no

After Paris Hilton did her thing, Mr. Slave stepped up and used Hilton much in the way she had just used the pineapple! The crowd stood in stunned silence for a moment before bursting into applause. Mr. Slave admonished the crowd for cheering him, telling the parents, "You have to be the ones to make sure your daughters aren't looking up to the wrong people."

Answer: the Frog King

Trapped inside Mr. Slave's intestinal tract, Hilton was met by the Frog King, who guided her, "Paris, you must find the way out of this place or you'll surely die. [...] Make your way to the small intestine. There you will meet the Sparrow Prince, who can guide you to Catatafish. Now go, Paris Hilton. Make haste!" Evidently, Hilton was stuck on the same journey as Lemmiwinks!