"South Park" - "Good Times With Weapons" Quiz

Answer: pretended to be orphans

After the salesman broke the bad news, Cartman paused for a moment and then broke into heaving sobs. When the salesman asked what was wrong, Stan picked up on the idea and told the man that they were brothers and their parents had "died in a car accident last year." After Stan joined Cartman in his wailing, Kenny and Kyle caught on as well and started to cry loudly.

The boys were making such a scene that the salesman was uncomfortable and gave the boys the weapons. The technique was clearly a time-tested one, and Stan mused, "That's like the 12th time that's worked!"

Answer: Mel Gibson

When Cartman asserted that Jews couldn't be ninjas because they have "no spine," Kyle contended that Cartman didn't "know anything about Jews." Cartman held his ground and shot back, "My mom took me to see Mel Gibson's movie, 'The Passion', and Mel Gibson says you are a sloth and you are a liar. And if the Road Warrior says it, it must be true."

Answer: Kenny

Professor Chaos had trapped Stan and Kyle under a spider web and Cartman was using his powers to turn Kyle into a chicken. Stan encouraged Kenny to use his ninja star, but when Kenny threw it, the star embedded in Professor Chaos' eye! The boys immediately ran to help Butters, but there was some disagreement about how best to do that. Cartman proclaimed that they needed to "kill Butters and bury him in Kyle's backyard" and Stan was shocked to find that Kyle agreed! Kyle explained, "You don't understand what my mom will do to me if she finds out I was playing with weapons!"

Answer: Stan's dog Sparky

They sat Butters in the backyard and shaved fur off of Sparky and then glued it in patches onto Butters. They planned to make him look enough like a dog that the veterinarian with failing eyesight would think he was an animal and treat him!

Answer: in an oven

When the boys heard other people approaching, they dragged Butters to an abandoned oven on the street and closed him inside. Unfortunately, while they were busy fighting, Butters got out and wandered off on his own!

Answer: perfect spelling

Craig and his ninja crew stopped the boys in the alley as they were trying to sneak Butters to the vet's office. Though the boys didn't want to do battle, Craig and Token introduced their alter-egos and Jimmy challenged their manliness. Cartman and the boys were forced to defend their honor and fight like ninja!

Answer: no

After Butters collapsed on the floor, an admin nurse ran over to his weakened body and called the doctor. When Dr. Doctor arrived, he was shocked to see that someone would treat "a dog" that way, but concluded he couldn't help because he was "a people doctor." Dr. Doctor told the nurse to call the animal shelter to try to take care of Butters.

Answer: no

When the boys were unable to find Butters, Kyle concluded that he'd made it to the hospital and told on them. He thought their only course of action was to ditch their weapons so they could at least "try to deny everything." Cartman didn't think Kyle could do it, and as Kyle held his weapon over the open well, Cartman taunted him, "Go ahead, Kyle. Throw your nunchakus away. If you can.

But you know well that your Jewish blood won't let you. You can't throw away something you paid fifteen bucks for. Go ahead and try. [...] Mel Gibson was right, Kyle. Right now the Jew in you is screaming, 'No! Those cost money! Get your money back!' You know this to be true. Go ahead. Prove Mel Gibson wrong, Kyle. Do it!" Ultimately, though, Kyle pulled his hand back, unable to discard his weapon and clearly shaken by that realization. Stan tried to comfort his friend, reassuring him, "It's all right, Kyle. We'll go back to the fair and return them."

Answer: invisibility

Cartman turned himself invisible, then removed his clothes so no one would see anything. Of course, what all the adults saw was Cartman's naked fat body inching across the auctioneer's stage! The auctioneer finally asked what Cartman thought he was doing, but before Cartman could respond, Butters wandered onto the stage and collapsed.

Answer: Cartman

The boys figured the meeting was going to be about their irresponsible use of weapons, but all the parents were really worried about was that Cartman had flashed his privates! Stan concluded that "parents don't [care] about violence if there's sex things to worry about" and the boys resumed their ninja games!