Mixed "South Park" - Season 8 Trivia Quiz

Answer: Butters

In "Good Times With Weapons", the boys end up lying to purchase cheap Japanese weapons from a local fair, sparking an intense battle between themselves and another group of boys and between themselves and Butters' Professor Chaos. One of these battles ends when Kenny throws a ninja star, hitting Butters in the eye, and they have to fight to get him to a doctor or, as they later try, a veterinarian. Ultimately, the town finds out the boys bought weapons, but the thought pales when Cartman is caught naked in front of the entire town during an auction, and that just happens to be more offensive.

Answer: Jimmy

All of this happens in "Up the Down Steroids" when Jimmy and Timmy work and train together to take on their opponents in the South Park Special Olympics. Jimmy gets involved in steroid abuse and forges ahead, but soon learns the destructive nature of the drugs. Cartman, meanwhile, doesn't learn too valuable a lesson when he decides to get into the competition, faking his way in as a mentally disabled child.

He's found out in the end, but not until he loses to his competition in virtually every event.

Answer: The Passion of the Christ

While Stan and Kenny head to Los Angeles to seek their ticket fares from Mel Gibson directly (and discover how crazy he really is), Kyle has to admit to Cartman that he was right all along-- the Jewish wrought horrible torture upon Jesus Christ and likely deserve his bad attitude.

This forces Kyle to change his ways, fighting to atone for his peoples' sins. Cartman, meanwhile, leads an Anti-Semitic march through town, taking advantage of everyone else's ignorance. In the end, everything sorts itself out, with a nearly-naked Mel Gibson chasing Stan and Kenny through town and proving everything a bit too out-of-hand.

Answer: A robot

Butters ends up, allegedly, receiving a package containing AWESOM-O and the two hit it off quickly, with the naive boy, not aware that his new best friend is actually Cartman, playing a prank on him. Things get worse for Cartman when it's apparent that Butters has an incriminating video tape of him dancing with and kissing a Justin Timberlake cut-out, and soon he has no choice but to hunt down the video.

Inevitably, the two of them end up in Los Angeles to visit Butters' family, working for a movie studio submitting hundreds of new film ideas, and on the wrong side of a government conspiracy.

The tape gets released.

Answer: The future

Goobacks end up coming through a wormhole in time, traveling from the thirty-first century to find work since their time is oversaturated with people. Working for pittance, since the interest on their earnings makes them rich in the future, the townspeople of South Park are initially okay with the cheap labour option, but things turn sour when more and more Goobacks arrive to take jobs, effectively putting the whole town out of business.

In the end, the town is forced to make changes to provide a better future to avoid Goobacks coming back in time in the first place, despite their attitudes towards having to do so.

Answer: Wall-Mart

In "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes", South Park quickly begins using Wall-Mart for all their needs with many locals becoming employees during its short time in the town. What they don't realize is that it's all part of a ploy, and the boys have to go in covertly, sneak into an area to meet a man named 'Wall-Mart', find 'The Heart of Wall-Mart' (which turns out to be a mirror), and put an end to the building once and for all, primarily by forcing it to be sucked into its own vortex.

When the town is finally freed, they head off to shop at True Value.

Answer: Trent

The boys are later shocked to discover that his five years of time in juvenile hall have been completed and he's likely out to get them for wrongly sending him away. While in pre-school, the boys accidentally set their pre-school teacher, Miss Claridge, on fire, and blamed Trent, who would bully them.

In the end, the same thing happens again, with a now wheelchair-and-speaking-device-bound Miss Claridge getting the brunt of a dangerous scenario and the boys blaming Trent, sending him away for another five years.

Answer: Paris Hilton

When Paris Hilton visits South Park, the girls of town end up trying to mimic her spoiled persona, forcing Wendy to take matters into her own hands to either join her friends or keep her own style. At the same time, Hilton, searching for a new pet after her dog shoots itself, stumbles upon Butters and tries her best to make an offer the Stotch family can't refuse. Butters, dressed up as a bear, tries to raise money to pay his parents not to take her offer while Wendy enlists Mr. Slave to help her get rid of Paris once and for all.

Answer: Ms. Crabtree

In "Cartman's Incredible Gift", Cartman falls off his roof in a freak flying machine accident and the cops believe he received psychic powers. Cartman exploits this to the fullest, attempting to hunt down a serial killer while also protecting himself from other alleged psychics.

The other boys know Cartman is lying and try to prove it. Ultimately, Kyle needs to fake his own psychic powers to save Cartman from a "Red Dragon-esque" fate.

Answer: Cartman

The story found in "Woodland Critter Christmas" is actually read to Mr. Garrison's class by Cartman. About 'the boy in the red poofball hat', the story follows Stan who comes across a meadow of charming woodland animals and ultimately finds that they're all Satanists.

The only way to stop them and the rise of the Anti-Christ ends up proving awkward; he has to kill Kyle, the only suitable human host. Everyone is saved by the end of the story-- even Kyle, though he dies a few weeks later anyways.