"South Park" - "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" Quiz

Answer: Kenny

As this was the first episode of the series, I suppose not everything was completely defined yet. We usually see Kenny wearing an orange parka that covers his mouth, so we can't understand anything he says! However, in this episode, he is seen with a red-colored parka, which we never see again.

Answer: Ike

After Cartman starts making fun of Kyle and Ike, Kyle gets mad, holds Ike from his legs, spins him, and hits Cartman in the head! This moment was incredibly hilarious, especially because after this happens, Kyle plays an odd game called "kick the baby", in which Kyle literally kicks his brother, knocking four mailboxes in the process.

Answer: Mutilate cows

Soon, Chef arrives and tells the children what he will be serving for lunch. He also asks if anyone saw the spaceship, confirming what Cartman said about aliens. He asks if he was taken into their ship, and given an anal probe by the aliens (rectal examination). Chef shows the back of his shirt with an image of an alien and the word "Believe" stamped on it.

Answer: Christopher Columbus

At the same time the children are at school, a farmer reports another mutilated cow, being the third in the month. Officer Barbrady says "cows turn themselves inside out all the time", but his answer doesn't really convince the farmer. The farmer also mentions people have been seeing UFO's flying over the town.

Mr. Garrison teaches the class about Christopher Columbus, "the Indians' best friend", with the help of Mr. Hat, his puppet.

Answer: Throw up

Stan's reaction to talking to Wendy can be seen in almost every "South Park" episode where this happens. When Stan sees Wendy, he smiles literally from ear to ear, but Cartman gives him a hard time about him throwing up every time she talks to him. Although Stan tries to deny it, the moment Wendy says "hi", Stan throws up!

Answer: Salisbury steak

Before the kids can even tell Chef about the problem, he starts singing a weird, erotic song, which would eventually become a running gag in the show. When Chef learns that Kyle's brother has been abducted by aliens, he asks "what are you doing eating Salisbury steak at school?!" and joins them in the adventure of retrieving Ike.

Answer: Kenny dies

Kenny dying would become one of the most famous running gags of "South Park". His first death was partially caused by a UFO, since the aliens shot him right after Kyle asked for his brother. Poor Kenny! He woke up after the aliens shot him, but was run over by a stampede of cows. When he got up again, he was run over, this time by a police car, killing him definitely.

Answer: Tom Selleck

Cartman is still in denial, so he watches the news while eating a chocolate chicken pot pie his mother made for him. Wendy suggests that if Cartman was in contact with the aliens, he could be used as bait to get Ike back.

Tom Selleck is an influential American actor, known for his roles in "Magnum: P.I." and "Blue Bloods".

Answer: Jump!

Ike is seen inside the spaceship, and while Kyle tells him to jump, the aliens start communicating with the cows. The aliens say they come in peace, and that after experimenting with all the beings of earth, cows are the most wise and intelligent creatures.

Answer: Yes

While Kyle and Stan are waiting for the bus, Cartman falls in the snow, and says he had a weird nightmare about cows, aliens, and Scott Baio giving him pinkeye. His friends tell him that it was actually real, thus ending the episode.