"Grace-0, Jack-2000" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Jack 2000

Jack is showing Will a blue ruffled shirt and asks if it's too gay. Will tells him, "Yes, definitely. But the shirt's good." Jack then tells him it's for his show and Will says, "Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the theater, the tragic return of "Just Jack!"
Jack tells him, "Just Jack" is dead to me. I'm going a whole new way. My new show is called "Jack 2000." Will then says, "God, you're a chameleon. You're like Madonna, without the corsets and the talent. Just give me some fliers. I'll pass them out at work."

Answer: Herman Miller

Grace says she is going to break it off with Ben and Will asks her to wait another week. When she asks why, he says, "Ben promised me a Herman Miller chair for my office." Grace says, "You're selling my butt so that yours can be comfortable?" Will adds, "And my back. It's really quite a chair, Grace."

Answer: his

"Jack 2000" is about to begin and Jack says, "I feel the earth, ouch, move, wow, under my feet, I feel the sky tumblin' down, tumblin' down, tumblin'...hi! Welcome to "Jack 2000". And now in the tradition of Natalie and Nat King Cole, I'd like to sing a duet with a beautiful young man who's been such a huge inspiration to me." A video screen then lights up and there's Jack's face.

Answer: New Hampshire

Jack says he is now going to do the part of the show he calls, "And how are you doing?" He then asks the audience, "So how are you all doing? Oh, quiet crowd." Someone in the audience says, "No, we're just bored." Jack then tells him, "Been there. Done that. Got the T-shirt. So where are you from, sir?" The man says, "Um, New Hampshire." Jack says, "Ahh, the Windy City. And what do you do there?" The man tells him, "Well, I live here now." Jack says, "What? You live here in the club?" Someone then yells, "You stink!"

Answer: 3 years

When Jack began to criticize Will in front of the audience, he began to get laughs so he continues, "Let's talk about Will's last significant relationship, huh? Which took place about, oh, it's 10:00, 3 years ago! Yeah, you want to know how little Willie tried to win him back?" Karen yells, "Yeah, I want to know!" Will says, "Jack, don't. Don't do this." Jack then says, "By standing outside his bedroom window singing a medley of Peter, Paul, and Mary songs. Too bad Michael rowed his boat ashore to another guy."

Answer: Picasso

Will tells Jack he hurt his feelings and Jack says, "Get over yourself. I am an artist. It is my responsibility to draw from my life and the lives of others to get laughs and to sell cocktails. Just like Picasso." Will tells him, "Right, but the key difference between you and Picasso is that he is one of the greatest artists of the 20th century, and you are a raging pinhead."

Answer: 3

Will asks Grace how her break-up with Ben went and she tells him, "I slept with him." Will is stunned and she says, "I know, I know, I know. I went over there to make sure he really knew that we were broken up. One thing led to another, and we ended having breakup sex. Twice. Okay, three times." Will then says, "Let's see. Once, twice, three times...I don't think that makes you a lady."

Answer: miserable

Karen enters Will's apartment and says, "Hey, Wilma. Come on. You got to come with me down to Jack's club. He's bombing. Come on. Beep, beep, beep, let's go." Will tells her, "Of course he's bombing, because he doesn't have me to make fun of. Well, forget get it. I'm not going to put myself into a position to be laughed at again.

It's the same reason I don't throw a ball in front of people." Karen then says, "Lord, you're sick. He's bombing because he's miserable. And he's miserable because you're still mad at him. Yeah, he's sullen.

He's morose. He's humorless. He's...oh my God. He's you!"

Answer: True

Jack's show isn't doing well and he is in the bathroom looking into a mirror and says to his reflection, "You flash in the pan. You one-hit wonder. You Vanilla Ice."

Answer: Ben

Everyone has left except for Will and Grace. Grace is rubbing Will's shoulders as he plays with the piano. He asks her if she has any requests and she says, "Oh, just play something that'll make me feel better." Will starts playing the piano and sings, "Ben, the two of us need look no more...We both found what we were looking for..." Grace then begins to sing off-key, "With a friend to call my own. You'll never be alone..." Will suddenly stops playing and says, "You know what? I forget the rest of it."