"Gypsies, Tramps and Weed" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Will's

Grace is the first to speak, "Okay, everyone hold up your glasses. And 5, 4, 3, 2...Will, you're officially one year older. Yay! Happy birthday, happy birthday. Yay!" Jack then wishes Will a happy birthday. Grace says, "Just think, it was exactly this moment that you pushed your way into this world, looked over your shoulder, and said, "You know what? That's not for me." Will says, "I thought maybe it was a snap judgment, but you know what? I was right."

Answer: mother, father, psychiatrist, lover

Grace is upset because Will's birthday dinner didn't go as planned. When the waiter brings a pie with a candle in it and sets it in front of Jack, Grace says, "Okay, no. No, no. First of all, that is not the birthday dude. Second of all, you were supposed to sing. And third of all, this is not the chocolate soufflé I ordered at the beginning of the meal.

It's broccoli quiche!" He apologizes and then the manager comes over and asks if everything was okay and Grace says, "No, it's not. It's my best friend's birthday, and that horrible waiter has just ruined our entire evening." The manager then tells her he will take care of it and Jack says, "Grace, being a waiter is hard. You have to be everything to these people, mother, father, psychiatrist, lover..." The manager returns and says, "Ma'am, I apologize.

The meal has been comped." Jack then tells Will, "The meal was my gift." The manager then tells them he fired the waiter and Grace says, "Oh. Well, thank you. I don't know about you, but I think I've done this restaurant a service. No, I did this city a service! Good for me! Oh my God, I just got a waiter fired."

Answer: True

Grace says to Karen, "Karen, remember last week when you had that UPS guy fired 'cause you thought brown was over? Did you feel anything afterwards?" Karen says, "Yeah, for a few minutes, but, like every high, it eventually wore off. Why? Oh! Wait a minute! You did it, didn't you? Oh, you had someone fired!" Grace says, "Yes, I did.

It was that waiter from the restaurant last night. Lenny." Karen tells her she's proud of her and Grace says, "No, this is not something I'm proud of. I didn't mean to get him fired. I just thought that he'd be reprimanded and I'd get a free mud pie." Karen then says, "Oh, come on.

There's always some poor sap who will hire him." Just then, Lenny, the ex-waiter, enters and says, "Hey, Grace, I'm gonna run down, get us some muffins." Then to Karen, "Oh, hey, how you doin'? You remember me? I'm Lenny. I'm gonna be the new office assistant."

Answer: serene

Psychic Sue tells Will, "I'm gonna need some keys or a wallet, something that's very personal to you." Will says, "Personal? Okay. Well, since I don't keep my shame in my pocket, my keys will have to do." Sue then says, "Okay, I am very peaceful. I am centered. I am open." Her dog barks and she shouts, "Shut up! I asked for one hour!" She then begins speaking calmly to Will again, "I feel a trip.

Not for you, but for somebody very close to you. And I'm getting...China?" Will asks, "What, a trip to China?" Sue says, "Maybe, maybe, and there is going to be a reunion with a loved one from the past. I'm seeing blonde hair. Oh, well, strawberry blonde hair, warm brown eyes, loved you. Oh! Loves you still, and you never got to say good-bye to her. And you thought that you were gonna spend the rest of your lives together." Will then says, "Huh. Thank you, Sue, it's been special." He grabs his keys and says, "Oh, and about that tip? Here it is. I'm gay."

Answer: Designer Grace

Will is telling Grace about his reading, "I mean, who calls themselves "Psychic Sue"? It's like me calling myself "Lawyer Will" or you calling yourself "Designer Grace" or Jack calling himself "Jumping Ferret Jack." He then asks what the smell is he smells and Grace tells him a package had come for him.

He reads the note attached, "Found this in the attic, thought you might want it. Call your Father. Love, Mom." Will pulls out a dog collar and says, "It's Daisy's dog collar." Grace says, "Oh, that drag queen you and Jack hung out with at Christmas?" Will says, "No. My old dog, Daisy. I was away at college when she died. I never got to say good-bye. God, she was so beautiful. You know, that thick coat of strawberry blonde..." He suddenly stops. We then see him at Psychic Sue's and he says, "My love life...." He gives her his keys and says, "Go!"

Answer: Johnny Depp

Sue reads, "Oh, Will, there is somebody. Somebody very special. And the two of you are gonna spend the rest of your lives together. And it's a man. And it's somebody you already know." Will inquires, "Johnny Depp? Is it Johnny Depp?" She asks if he knows him, Will says he doesn't. She then asks if Johnny knows him and, again, Will says, "No." Sue continues, "Okay, he's handsome. Oh, dark hair. Oh, you know, I'm getting something. I'm getting...That his first name starts with..."J." That's all. That's all I'm getting. Just "J." Will thinks out loud, "Who do I know...Just "J?"
Sue then says, "I've got it! It's Jack. The man you are gonna spend the rest of your life with is Jack. Do you know anybody by the name of Jack?" Will's voice cracks as he says, "No."

Answer: ottoman

Grace tells Karen, "Lenny said he was bringing me a client today. I'm telling you, Karen, put goodness out there, you get goodness back." Karen tells her, "Grace, the guy's a loser. The whole office is talking about it." Grace then says, "Yes and no. You just don't want to admit that I'm right. That when you put your faith in people, they reward you." We then cut to Lenny at Grace's office and he is telling Steve, "Now, don't smoke it all at once.

It's primo, man. It's all buzz. Here's some of Grace's business cards. Let everybody know I'm dealing out of here now, okay? And tell everyone the code word is "ottoman."

Answer: Madame Butterfly

When Will comes home from work, Jack says, "Hi, honey. How was your day?" Will asks him, "What are you doing here?" Jack says, "Would you calm down? I'm just using your tub. And your Ylang-Ylang. Do ya like, ya like?" Will asks, "Why don't ya leave, ya leave?" Jack then asks, "Why are you so crabby? Bad day at the office?" Will says, "No. I just wanted to come home. And not to Madame Butterfly."

Answer: pretty little gal

Karen asks Grace, "What happened to the slow talker?" Grace tells her, "He totally took advantage of me. You were right. People will always let you down. I tell you what, this is never gonna happen to me again. From now on, I trust no one."Karen then says, "Oh, come on! Don't do that.

This is a bad color on you. And your attitude is poor, too. You're the one who loves people. You're the pretty little gal from Iowa with the heart as big as all get out." Grace says, "Karen, I'm from upstate New York." Karen says, "Whatever. I got a facial in an hour. Listen, bottom line, it's a good thing that you believe in people."

Answer: True

Will, Grace, Jack and Jack's Cher doll are at a table in a restaurant. Jack tells the waiter, "Please stop staring. Yes, it's Cher." Will is disgusted and says, "Okay, that's it. This Cher thing is out of control. We're going." Jack asks, "What's the problem?" Will tells him, "You made us wait for an hour for a table for four!" Grace then says, "In the back, so she wouldn't be gawked at." Cher then approaches Jack from behind and says, "You know, dude, it is a little weird that you're talking to my doll." Jack turns around and says, "I don't think I need a drag queen to define normal behavior, ok? But I will say this. The look? It's flawless." Cher says, "Whatever." Jack says, "Oh, working the attitude. Okay, you're good." Cher then tells him she's had a lot of practice and Jack says, "Hey, hey, hey! You're not that great, mister sister. All right? I do a better Cher than you." Cher then asks, "You think so?" Jack then begins to imitate Cher and Cher imitates herself. She then slaps him across his face and says, "Snap out of it!" She then leaves and he holds his face where he was slapped, realizes it was really Cher and then he faints.