'Will & Grace' - Season 3 Trivia

1. In the beginning of this episode, what celebrity does Karen mention could possibly be Jack's father?

From Quiz "Sons and Lovers"

Answer: Paul Lynde & Lynde

They're all in the cafe and Jack is writing a letter. Karen asks, "How's the letter to your daddy coming, poodle?" Jack says, "Just got to give it a little kiss and a little spritz." He kisses the letter and sprays perfume on it. He then says, "A little kiss and a little spritz." He then kisses his wrist and sprays perfume on himself. Will then says, "Yes, nothing says "be my sugar daddy and make it hurt" like the gentle scent of Jean Nate." Karen says, "Not that daddy, Wilma. His real daddy. You know, we've narrowed down the identity of Jack's father. It's either one of the eleven Black brothers of New Canaan, Connecticut, or Paul Lynde, the center square."

From Quiz "Last of the Really Odd Lovers"

Answer: the waiter

Will and Scott are in the lobby of Will's apartment building and Will says, "Well, this is it. Thanks for walking me home. It was fun. You know, I especially liked the part where the waiter asked me how he could get involved with the Big Brothers of America." Scott says, "Oh, he just said that because you're older than me." Will says, "Yeah, I got that part."

From Quiz "Alice Doesn't Lisp Here Anymore"

Answer: Robinson

Will is reading the letter Grace's mother sent her and tells her there is a bunch of stuff about an Alice Robinson and then asked if she knew who she was. Grace tells him, "God, I haven't heard that name in years. You know how every school has that one girl that all the kids make fun of? You know, bad at sports, a little overweight, friends with the lunch ladies?" Will says, "I was that girl." Grace then says, "Poor Alice. We did Model U.N. together, and we were Madagascar, and Alice had this speech impediment, so she said, "Madagathcar." The kids just tortured her. They called her "Mrs. Lazy Face". I mean, not me. I was always very nice to her, but, oh, they were just awful." She then begins to mimic her, "Hi, my name ith Alith Robinthon. And I'm the ambathador from Madagathcar. But you can call me Mrs. Lathy Fathe." Was pretty funny. "Madagathcar." "Security counthel." Ha!" Will then says, "She's dead."

From Quiz "The Young and the Tactless"

Answer: Daisy Duke

When Grace comes from her bedroom, she is dressed like Daisy Duke. She tells Will she needs some quarters and Will says in a southern accent, "Well, I'm plumb out. But I imagine Boss Hogg and the Hazard boys might have two bits." She then tells him, "It's laundry day, okay? It was either this or a peach bridesmaid dress, and I've been wearing that all day."

From Quiz "Poker? I Don't Even Like Her!"

Answer: poker

Will is dealing and says, "Down and dirty. Pair of queens starts." Both Larry and Joe say, "That would be us!" Rob says, "Okay, that was funny the first 15 times you did it, but now you're just slowing down the game." Larry then says, "Sounds like we've got a bitter straight at the table."

From Quiz "Mad Dogs and Average Men"

Answer: in sign language

Jack asked Will if he wanted to go to the batting cages and Will tells him, "I'm busy. I gotta break it off with Paul." Jack says, "You two are still dating each other? God, you both have such bad taste." Will says, "He's so needy and desperate, and he's always telling me how gorgeous I am." Jack says, "Oh. Yeah. Just brought up a little Eggo there." Will then says, "Last night, at the restaurant, he tried to say "I love you" in sign language. The candle caught his sleeve on fire. I had to throw my margarita on him." Jack asks, "To put out the fire?" Will says, "No, because he said "I love you" in sign language."

From Quiz "Cheaters"

Answer: boyfriend

When the episode begins, Jack whistles to a mam and motions for him to come over by him. Grace tells him, "You know, a baboon has a more subtle mating ritual than you do." Jack says, "Yeah, well, baboons can afford to be subtle." Finally a man comes over to Jack and says, "Excuse me. Can you stop hitting on me? I'm sitting with my boyfriend." Jack tells him, "Oh, I am so sorry. Didn't mean to give you the wrong impression. I wasn't hitting on you. I was hitting on your boyfriend." The man tells him, "You're unbelievable." Jack then says, "I know. Tell him that."

From Quiz "Brothers, A Love Story"

Answer: basketball

Jack and Will are watching TV when Jack says, "I don't understand this. I mean, what's going on right now? What exactly are we watching?" Will tells him, "This would be called a basketball game." Jack says, "Basketball. And where is this all taking place?" Will says, "That's Madison Square Garden." Jack asks, "That's a sports auditorium now?" Will tells him, "It's the world's most famous sports arena. But I can see how that fact may have eluded you given that your entire knowledge of sports consists of giggling every time you hear the word, balls."

From Quiz "Crazy in Love"

Answer: 3am

Will is making pancakes for breakfast when grace comes from her bedroom wearing the dress she wore the night before. Will says to her, "Well, hello, Miss Crept-in-at-3am-slept-in-her-dress. Somebody obviously ended the evening with a bang." Grace says, "No, just a little French kissing." Will asks, "Oh, what? With that guy who kept going around the party saying, "it's all good"?" Grace says, "No. He bugged the crap out of me. He kept asking me why I wouldn't smile. I finally had to tell him it was because I was born without smiling muscles like that kid in Wisconsin."

From Quiz "Swimming Pools...Movie Stars"

Answer: 21 & 46

Both Will and Grace are reading the newspaper and Grace says, "Look at this." She then reads from the paper, "Suzanne Stillwell, 21, to wed David Mills, 46." Now, why would a guy his age want to marry a 21-year-old child?" Will tells her, "Because at that age, they're still tender like veal."

From Quiz "Coffee and Commitment"

Answer: Grace

There's a knock on the door and Grace runs to see who it is. When she opens it, Will is standing there with dry-cleaning in each hand and his mouth. Grace tells him, "Will, when you came out of the closet, you weren't supposed to take all of your clothes with you." He then muffles, "Help me!" Grace then grabs the clothes from his mouth.

From Quiz "Gypsies, Tramps and Weed"

Answer: Will's

Grace is the first to speak, "Okay, everyone hold up your glasses. And 5, 4, 3, 2...Will, you're officially one year older. Yay! Happy birthday, happy birthday. Yay!" Jack then wishes Will a happy birthday. Grace says, "Just think, it was exactly this moment that you pushed your way into this world, looked over your shoulder, and said, "You know what? That's not for me." Will says, "I thought maybe it was a snap judgment, but you know what? I was right."

From Quiz "Love Plus One"

Answer: $2.95

Will and Grace enter Grace Adler Designs and walsk in on Karen talking dirty to someone on the phone. When she sees them, she hangs up. WIll then says, "Now we know how she's making that extra $2.95 per minute." Grace says to Karen, "You know, you talk a lot of trash about that husband of yours, but when you get right down to it, you two still have the hots for each other." Karen replies, "Yeah, we do. But that wasn't Stan. That was your boyfriend, Nicholas something." Grace says, "Nicholas? Nicholas is an ex-boyfriend." Karen says, "Honey, with you, I thought the "ex" was implied."

From Quiz "Grace-0, Jack-2000"

Answer: Jack 2000 & Jack-2000

Jack is showing Will a blue ruffled shirt and asks if it's too gay. Will tells him, "Yes, definitely. But the shirt's good." Jack then tells him it's for his show and Will says, "Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the theater, the tragic return of "Just Jack!" Jack tells him, "Just Jack" is dead to me. I'm going a whole new way. My new show is called "Jack 2000." Will then says, "God, you're a chameleon. You're like Madonna, without the corsets and the talent. Just give me some fliers. I'll pass them out at work."

From Quiz "Husbands and Trophy Wives"

Answer: Della

Jack tells Will their friends, Joe and Larry, has invited them to their place in the South Hamptons for a party. After Grace makes a comment about it, Jack tells her, "No, Grace, you can't come. I'm sorry, loving you to Della Reese's pieces, but gay guys only. Remind me to invite Karen."

From Quiz "Fear and Clothing"

Answer: really cute firemen

While Will and Jack are asleep, banging is heard on their door. We hear Grace's voice say, "Will! Open the door! Will!" Jack comes from his bedroom and asks, "What's going on?" Will tells him, "It better be a fire...with really cute firemen."

From Quiz "New Will City"

Answer: 5

Grace is on the phone with Will while he is at Karen's condo on the Virgin Islands. She says to him, "And the guy I'm supposed to have a meeting with is in 2-I, so I say to the doorman, "Excuse me, is there a 2-I in this building? I'm looking for 2-I. I need to find 2-I." He's ignoring me. I must have said "2-I" like 15 times. The guy finally puts down his newspaper, looks right at me, and he only has one eye." Will tells her, "You lie. That did not happen." She says, "Swear to God he only had one functioning eye, and the other one was like a mini glazed doughnut with a sort of congealed..." Will stops her and says, "Paging new subject. New subject to the white courtesy telephone!"

From Quiz "Sons and Lovers"

Answer: Grace

A man walks into the cafe and Will says, "Oh, my god. There he is. Don't look around like a crazy person." Grace franctically looks around and says, "Who? Where? Who? Where? There?" Will then says, "Was it the simplicity of the instructions that confused you? Over at the counter. What do I call him? Is he my boyfriend? My significant other?" Grace says, "How about the man you're afraid to talk to?" Will says, "That works, too."

From Quiz "Last of the Really Odd Lovers"

Answer: 8:00

When grace and Nathan came home from their date, Nathan says, "Hey, so, do you have those Breathe-Right strips? 'Cause you look like a snorer to me." Grace tells him, "Look, you don't have to worry about it 'cause you're not coming in, ever. Besides, my roommate might be home." Nathan asks, "So, are you embarrassed of me?" Grace says, "Of course I am. So, good-bye. Don't call me. Have a nice life." Nathan gets on the elevator and asks, "So, tomorrow night?" Grace says, "I'll be ready at 7:00." Nathan says, "I'll be here at 8:00."

From Quiz "Alice Doesn't Lisp Here Anymore"

Answer: MAC

When karen enters Jacks apartment, he tells her, "My one man show, "Jack 2001", has been nominated for... Are you ready for this? A MAC award. A MAC Award, a MAC Award, did he say MAC Award? Yes, a MAC Award!" Karen says, "Oh my God, a MAC Award?" Jack says, "Can you believe it? A MAC award!" Karen says, "Oh, can you believe it? A MAC award!" They both start laughing and then Karen says, "Oh, wow. Honey, what's a MAC Award?" Jack tells her, "Only the most prestigious award in all of lower Manhattan non-transgender equity waiver gay cabaret."

From Quiz "An Old-Fashioned Piano Party"

Answer: Charlie

A woman approaches Grace and says, "Grace?" Grace says, "Heidi! Oh, my God! God, it's been so long. How are you? How's Charlie?" Heidi says, "Oh, you know, I don't know. We kind of drifted apart. He moved to San Francisco a couple years ago, met a guy at a Pottery Barn, had a glass of chardonnay and poof! Instant couple."

From Quiz "The Young and the Tactless"

Answer: the guy in 12C

When Grace notices her laundry is no longer in the dryer, she says, "What is this? Oh my God! I cannot believe it. Someone took my wet laundry out of the dryer and put theirs in. That is like the rudest thing." She then asks Mr. Zamir, "Did you do this?" He says he didn't and Grace says, "Well, then who did?" He tells her, "I was thrown out of my country for informing on my neighbor." She asks, "So you're not gonna tell me?" He says, "Yes, I am. The guy in 12C. God bless America!"

From Quiz "Poker? I Don't Even Like Her!"

Answer: cooking gardening

After Grace leaves to get more money from the ATM, Rob says, "I can't play with her anymore." Joe says, "I want her out!" Larry says, "She makes me violent!" Will says, "What? Why?" Rob says, "Dude, she sucks. That's as polite as I can put it." Joe says, "Yeah, she's obnoxious, she's aggressive." Larry says, "Call me old-fashioned, but I think poker is like cooking or gardening. Women should just stay out of it!" Will says, "Look, guys, I admit she's got some annoying habits, but this is Grace! You can't just ask her to leave the game." Rob says, "No, but you can." Larry says, "Yeah, Will." Joe says, "She's your wife."

From Quiz "Mad Dogs and Average Men"

Answer: He's her nephew.

A hot guy is taking a message as Grace walks into her office. They introduce themselves and after Sumner leaves, Grace says, "Wow! That man is so good-looking, he put a hitch in my giddy-up. How do you know him?" Karen says, "Oh, he's my nephew." Grace asks, "Your nephew? You're an aunt?" Karen says, "You know, I do have a family." Grace then says, "I know. I just always imagined they lived in pods somewhere in your boiler room and they only came out at night to race from village to village stealing people's essences."

From Quiz "Cheaters"

Answer: a heart

Karen asks a woman at the next table, "Excuse me, you wouldn't happen to have a breath mint, would you?" The woman says, "Actually, I do. It's in my purse." Karen tells her, "Well, pop it! It's not doing you any good in there!" The woman says, "How offensive!" Karen says, "Honey, it's your breath, not mine." Grace then tells the woman, "Forgive her. She has a heart condition. She doesn't have one."

From Quiz "My Uncle, the Car"

Answer: Tonya Harding

Will tells Grace she needs to get rid of a car that she's had in storage for four years. Grace tells him it was her Uncle Jerry's car and that's all she has to remember him by and it has sentimental value. Will then says, "It's a Chevy Citation with no A/C and old man stink." Grace tells him, "It's family. Look. You wouldn't understand that, because you're tiny-hearted." Will says, "Did you just call me Tonya Harding?" Grace says, "Don't flatter yourself."

From Quiz "Brothers, A Love Story"

Answer: Michael Douglas

Grace asks Will if he's seen Matt yet and Will says, "Yeah, he's right there. Right on the sidelines. See? About four clicks west of Spike Lee. Just right beside that little girl and her grandpa." Jack then says, "Uh, that's Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas."

From Quiz "Crazy in Love"

Answer: Margaret Truman

Jack enters Will's apartment fuming and says, "You are a disgrace, Margaret Truman! A disgrace. Don't think that we didn't see you and your big forehead sneaking out of that party last night." Will says, "Please. It was boring, and then some three-foot-tall guy kept following me around begging me to come back to his apartment to show me his Lion King memorabilia."

From Quiz "Swimming Pools...Movie Stars"

Answer: Sandra Bernhard's

Grace asks Will what he is reading and he says, "Just checking out some of these open houses. Listen to this..."A 1970s pre-war apartment." What war are they talking about? "The Battle of the Network Stars"?" Grace then says, "Oh my God. I know this apartment. You'll never guess whose it is. You're gonna die." Will says, "We're all gonna die, Grace. The important thing is what you do while you're here." Grace then says, "Right. Okay. I'm gonna give you a hint. You love her music, you've seen her cabaret 100 times..." Will guesses, "Jack?" Grace then says, "Sandra Bernhard." Will then says, "Oh my God. I love her music. I've seen her cabaret, like, 100 times. We are so going to see this house!" Grace then says, "I know. Definitely. I'm excited."

From Quiz "Coffee and Commitment"

Answer: $41

Will sees that Grace's blouse is open all the way to the navel and asks, "What are you dressed for? Open-heart surgery?" Grace says, "Will, admit it. If you were straight, you'd be all over me." Grace, if I was straight, you'd be getting the dry cleaning. So, your total comes to 41 bucks." Grace says, "Oh, thanks. I'll get ya next time." Will says, "You said that last time." Grace says, "But I didn't mean it last time. I mean it this time." Will then says, "Funny, I believed you last time. I don't believe you this time."

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