"An Old-Fashioned Piano Party" Quiz

Answer: False

Will, Grace and Jack are eating when Grace tells Jack, "Jack, eat something. Come on. I bought you this yummy lavender cupcake." Will says, "With rainbow sprinkles...the color of our flag." Jack tells them, "Thanks, guys, but ever since Rocco dumped me, I can't eat a thing.

It's like I'm becoming manorexic." Grace says, "I know. Breakups are hard, especially after all the time you and Rocco spent together. You know, both days?" Jack says, "I'll never get over this."

Answer: Charlie

A woman approaches Grace and says, "Grace?" Grace says, "Heidi! Oh, my God! God, it's been so long. How are you? How's Charlie?" Heidi says, "Oh, you know, I don't know. We kind of drifted apart. He moved to San Francisco a couple years ago, met a guy at a Pottery Barn, had a glass of chardonnay and poof! Instant couple."

Answer: To Weep and To Willow

Jack tells Karen, "I've never felt a pain quite like this. They tell you to stretch before love. I didn't listen. But I have found that it helps to throw myself into my writing." Karen asks, "You can write?" Jack tells her, "You know I'm a writer. I completed three short novels by the time I was ten.

In fact, my first one, "Forbidden Fort From Cushions", received critical acclaim from my nana. So, I've decided to write my relationship with Rocco the way it should have been. I'm turning my pain into art." Karen reads from the manuscript, "To Weep and To Willow", a "Harlequeen" Romance." Jack asks, "You want me to read you some?" Karen asks, "You can read?" Jack replies, "A little bit."

Answer: four or five

Will is trying to play the piano while Grace tries to sing a song. He's having a bit of trouble finding the notes. Grace tells him, "That is good! I can't believe what a good piano player you've become in just four or five days." Will tells her, "Well, I have you to thank for that video, "How to Become a Good Piano Player in Just Four or Five Days." Grace says, "Oh, this is so fun."

Answer: three little maids

When Will tells Grace he'll see her later, Grace asks him where he is going and he says, "A bunch of us are gonna go see cute guys in their underpants. That's actually the name of the play. What's it about? I don't think we care." Grace "Okay, look. I didn't say anything Thursday night when you made me skip going to the gym so we could work on our Elton John-Kiki Dee number, and I didn't say anything last night when you kept me up 'til three a.m. learning the Mikado.

By the way, do you have any idea how hard it is to get "three little maids from school are we" out of your head? But tonight, I just want to do something else." Grace says, "But the piano will miss you. I will miss you, Will." Will tells her, "You know how sometimes you think something's gonna be really cute, and then it just turns out kind of creepy? Okay. I will see you later."

Answer: Karen

Jack began writing to help him cope with his break-up with Rocco and Karen was enjoying them. When she finds out Jack quit writing because he and Rocco were back together, she says, "But, honey, I've got to know what happens next. I'm addicted to these stories, which is odd, because I don't have an addictive personality." Jack tells her, "Hey, even if I wanted to write something, I couldn't, because I'm happy now. Pain was the coal that fueled the choo-choo of my art." Karen then asks, "If you weren't with him, I'd have my stories?" Jack says, "Probably, but I am with him." Karen says, "But if you weren't..." Jack says, "But I am."

Answer: Captain and Tennille's

Grace threw Will, "an old-fashioned piano party" and Will says there is no such thing as "an old-fashioned piano party". Grace then says, "You know what we need to do? Our Captain and Tennille number." Will says, "No. Not even if I get to be Tennille."

Answer: $50

Karen walks up to Rocco and says, "Honey, I'm desperate. What's it gonna take to get you to break up with Jack?" Rocco tells her, "Well, I really love him, so...fifty bucks?" Karen says, "Fifty bucks, huh? Well, I guess my kids won't have their "pay off the bully" money tomorrow, but that's okay, 'cause I'm the bully!"

Answer: root beer floats

Grace says, "Time for root beer floats. That should get Will into the spirit of the old-fashioned piano party." Larry tells her, "Count me out, Grace. Joe's been very upset with my love-handles, or as he calls them, "I don't want to touch you, Larry."

Answer: $100

After Jack tells Karen that Rocco dumped him, she seemed sympathetic but gives him a computerized notebook so he can begin writing again. Jack then tells her, "I know you made him dump me. What did you do, pay him fifty bucks?" Karen says, "Did he say that? Who are you gonna believe? Me or some street trash I paid fifty bucks to to dump you?" Jac tells her, "I will never forgive you for this, and as for more writing, well, you just forget it." Karen says, "How about if I pay you 100 bucks?" She shows him a $100 bill.

He tells her, "You know, that is so low. It hurts that you would try to bribe me. It causes me a lot of pain." Karen then shows she has two $100 bills and Jack takes them and says, "I have no choice but to write through that pain."