"Fear and Clothing" Trivia Quiz

Answer: really cute firemen

While Will and Jack are asleep, banging is heard on their door. We hear Grace's voice say, "Will! Open the door! Will!" Jack comes from his bedroom and asks, "What's going on?" Will tells him, "It better be a fire...with really cute firemen."

Answer: "I don't know. We'll stay over 'til he shows up."

Someone tried to break into Grace's apartment and Will asked her if she wanted to sleep over at his place. She tells him, "No, I'm not going to be chased out of my own apartment. Then they'll have won. I'm gonna be strong. Will you sleep over with me tonight? Please! Please, please, please..." Will then says, "Why do I only get these offers from women? Okay, alright, alright, alright!" Grace says, "Thank you! Who's my hero? Who's my big strong man?" He tells her, "I don't know. We'll stay over 'til he shows up."

Answer: Paris

Grace is telling Karen about the events of the previous night and Karen says, "Oh, honey. Stan bought me a 7-carat ruby on our trip to Paris last year." Grace asks, "What does that have to do with the break-in?" Karen says, "Nothing, honey. I thought we were just swapping stories. Geez Louise! Didn't realize it was "All about Grace" day."

Answer: Jack Daniels

Rosario enters carrying a small shopping bag. Grace asks Karen what's going on and Karen tells her, "This doesn't concern you. I'm turning the fridge into a minibar." She then asks Rosario, "So what did you bring me, Rosiola?" Rosario says, "Oh, all your boys are here. Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam, Jose Cuervo, and the 2 Glens, Livet and Fiddich." Grace then says to Karen, "We work here. You cannot have a minibar." Rosario then asks, "Where should I put the giant Kit-Kats?" Grace says, "Stick them in the minibar."

Answer: Behind the Music

Will's watching TV when Jack comes in, grabs the remote from Will and changes the channel. Will says, "What are you doing?" Jack tells him, "It's "Behind the Music" with "Mariah Scarey." Will then tells him, "I am right in the middle of "Rumpole of the Bailey." Don't just grab the remote!" Jack apologizes and grabs another remote from the couch. Will's surprised and Jack says, "Oh, look! This is the part where Mariah pretends not to hate Whitney." Will takes the remote from Jack and says, "We are going to watch "Rumpole of the Bailey."

Answer: scissors

Will told them they have to decide on who has to move out. A little later we see Grace and Jack playing, "Rock, Paper, Scissors". Both Jack and Grace says, "Scissors! Scissors! Scissors! Scissors!" Grace tells Jack, "Stop doing that! It doesn't work if you do the same thing!" Jack tells her, "Then stop doing scissors!" Grace says, "You stop doing scissors!" Jack says, "Fine." They play again, "Scissors! Scissors! Scissors! Scissors!" Jack then tells Grace, "Listen, this is no way to decide who's going to stay in this apartment. Let's just be fair. Let's be reasonable. I'm thinking of a number between one and ten." Grace then says, "Do you have no respect for me? I'm not gonna play that stupid game."

Answer: 3

When Will returns home, he finds out they came to a decision on who was staying and who was leaving. Jack tells Will, "I'm in. Red's out." Will asks Grace if she's okay with that decision and she says, "Yeah, I'm gonna have my Aunt Pescha come over and get rid of the evil spirits.

Then of course, the problem becomes getting rid of my Aunt Pescha. And if that doesn't work, then I'll just find another place to live. I mean, we really talked about it, and he really does need this more than I do, so..." Jack then butts in and says, "Plus you lost three straight rounds of thumb-wrestling." Grace says, "Okay, not necessary."

Answer: light switch

Karen tells Jack, "Guess what? Good news. We're not mad at each other anymore, because I've forgiven you." Jack tells her, "Interesting, because I haven't forgiven you." Karen then says, "So what's your point? Oh, all right, I'm sorry. There, we're done. Come on, let's go get French tips." Jack then says, "Karen, I am not a light switch that you can just apologize to and expect me to forgive you. My emotions are much more complex than that. I need time to heal. I don't accept." Karen then says, "I don't think you understand what just happened here.

The only other person I've ever apologized to was my mother, and that was court ordered. So please accept my apology in the spirit in which it was intended or I'll kick you in the gittles."

Answer: bacon grease

Grace goes into her apartment and trips as she does. Both Jack and Karen start to laugh and then stop when they see the other is laughing too. Jack says, "Hey, that looked like it hurt." Karen says, "Yeah, tell me about it!" Jack says, "She could be bleeding." Karen says, "That's not funny." Jack then says, "You wanna know something else that's not funny? You know, yesterday she slipped on some bacon grease in the kitchen, and she missed the counter-top...by this much."

Answer: Highway to Heaven

We see Will watching television and hear the announcer say, "And that concludes the "Highway to Heaven" Marathon. Stay tuned for the "Making of the Highway to Heaven Marathon." Will simply says, "That was good."