"Girl Trouble" Trivia Quiz

Answer: U

Will is reading Grace a speech and says, "And then I'll close with something like..."And let this be the dawning of a new era, a good feeling between the police department and the gay community" and then applause, applause, applause, and then I guess there'll be a Q & A." Grace then says, "Okay, I've got a "Q". Why am I bored off my "A"?" Will tells her, "I don't know, but why are you being such a "B"?"

Answer: naive

Grace tells Will she has an intern starting that day and Will tells her, "Grace, you do not want an intern. Believe me. We had this guy at our office, Brad. Totally useless. Always hanging around, just being annoying." Grace asks, "So he said "no" when you asked him out?" Will says, "Oh. Did I tell you this story already?" Grace then says, "Besides, Gillian is nothing like that. We had such a great phone conversation. She's just this cool, smart, enthusiastic design student. She reminds me of a young me."

Answer: Billie Jean King

Will has Jack reading his script for the seminar and Jack tells him it's crap. Will says, "Alright, I'll just have to get somebody else to parade around in front of 50 of New York's finest." Jack then says, "Look, I'm not saying I can't make it work. I guess I can put aside my problems with the material.

After all, if we can help even one person be more sensitive to gay issues...Billie Jean King! There are lezzies in this!" Will says, "Martina Navratilova, yes, there are." Jack then says, "Oh, I beg of you, Will. Please let them be played by men. No one will ever know the difference. That's what Shakespeare did when he had lesbos in his scripts." Will says, "Yes. Who could forget the coven of high school gym teachers in MacBeth. Since when did you become so narrow-minded?" Jack tells him, "Hey, there's not a single part of me that is anti-lesbian. Well, maybe one, but, trust me.

This is something I really want to do."

Answer: four

Grace's intern, Gillian, is dressed almost exactly like Grace, including a beret. Grace leaves the room for a moment and Karen comes in. When Grace returns, Karen sees them standing next to each other. She then shields her eyes and says, "Oh my God! What's going on? Now there are four of you!" Gillian then takes a step toward Karen and introduces herself. Karen tells her, "Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips."

Answer: lip liner

Jack, Annie and Terry are rehearsing the script. Jack says the line, "I understand. I learned a valuable lesson today. Everyone deserves to be treated with a little respect. Even mean lesbian kite sellers." Will tells Jack, "You are this close to losing your post rehearsal yogurt." Jack says, "That's the line, that's what's written here." Will says, "Yeah, that's because you wrote it. In lip liner!" Jack glares at Terry and Annie and says, "At least one of us brought some." Terry then says, "I don't think that's funny." Jack says, "Why? 'Cause Ellen DeGeneres didn't say it?"

Answer: gray

Gillian is telling Grace that Karen had her running errands the day before, "She sends me to the coolest places, right? I mean, like yesterday. She sent me to Tiffany's and Barney's. She even sent me to the dog groomer to get the gray out of her poodle.

They couldn't because, well, it's a gray poodle." Grace tells her, "I'm sorry. She shouldn't have you running errands." Gillian says, "No, no. It was great. I mean, the moment I mentioned her name at Barney's, people just started kissing my butt. I got a glass of champagne, a personal shopper, and a Percocet.

It was awesome!" Grace then says, "Well, you should see what happens when you mention my name at The Rug Barn. You get a glass of cold mint tea and a rough kiss from a guy named Misha."

Answer: fit into my life

Gillian now adores Karen and dresses like her. Gillian is even acting like her and not showing up for appointments. Grace then finds out Karen threw away her ham and cheese croissandwich. Grace says, "Oh! Great! Great! Why don't you just throw everything in my life away? "Hi. I'm Karen Walker. I'm throwing everything away. I don't know what it is.

It doesn't fit into my life. I'm throwing it away." Karen starts to ask her if she wanted another croissandwich but Grace interrupts her and says, "They only serve them till 11:00!This whole day is ruined.

This whole week is ruined. Now my business is probably going to go under, and it's all your fault."

Answer: False

Jack is speaking in a dramatic tone and when Will asks him what's going on with the voice, Jack tells him, "I was trying to find my character and I came up with this voice." Will tells him, "Well, Angela Lansbury wants it back. You're playing a cop. Talk normal." Jack says, "You might as well just ask me to throw out my whole character." Will tells him, "Yeah. Good. Throw it out." When it's time to perform the skit in front of the police officers, Jack insults Terry and Annie and they walk out. Will is furious and says to Jack, "How could you?"ack replies, "You're the one who told me to abandon my character, the lesbian-loving gay financier with a Hummer in the shop." Will tells him, "I just asked you to abandon that queer voice." Jack says, "Queer"? Who you callin' queer, you blouse-wearin' fairy?" Will then says, "This from the homo who minces around the gym in a lycra onesie." Jack tells him that Grace wears one and Will says, "She's a woman, you girl!" Jack says, "Don't call me a girl! Eyebrow-plucker!" Will says, "Leg-waxer!" Jack says, "Lady!" Will says, "Tramp!"

Answer: cheerful

Karen has a heart-to-heart with Gillian and tells her, "Now, you're never going to be me, but you've got a good chance to be Grace, and that's nothing to sneeze at, honey. You shouldn't have thrown it away so quickly." Gillian says, "But, Grace, she's just not...us." Karen tells her, "Watch your mouth, or I'll wash it out with cheap vodka. That's my little girl you're talkin' about. Now, Grace is a damn good role model. She's bright, she's successful, she's the worst dresser in the whole, wide world. She's talented, and I look up to her."

Answer: wrote

An officer approaches Will and Jack and says, "Well, that was, uh, quite a production." Will apologizes and the officer says, "What are you talking about? I mean, it was riveting. I mean, the way you depicted how words can wound people. You know, I'm ashamed to say it, but I recognized a lot of my colleagues and myself in what you portrayed." Will says, "That's exactly what I imagined when I wrote it." Jack says, "That's exactly what I imagined when I acted it." The officer then says, "It took people of great courage and maturity to do what you did." Will says, "Thank you very much."