"Last of the Really Odd Lovers" Quiz

Answer: the waiter

Will and Scott are in the lobby of Will's apartment building and Will says, "Well, this is it. Thanks for walking me home. It was fun. You know, I especially liked the part where the waiter asked me how he could get involved with the Big Brothers of America." Scott says, "Oh, he just said that because you're older than me." Will says, "Yeah, I got that part."

Answer: 8:00

When grace and Nathan came home from their date, Nathan says, "Hey, so, do you have those Breathe-Right strips? 'Cause you look like a snorer to me." Grace tells him, "Look, you don't have to worry about it 'cause you're not coming in, ever. Besides, my roommate might be home." Nathan asks, "So, are you embarrassed of me?" Grace says, "Of course I am. So, good-bye. Don't call me. Have a nice life." Nathan gets on the elevator and asks, "So, tomorrow night?" Grace says, "I'll be ready at 7:00." Nathan says, "I'll be here at 8:00."

Answer: soup and tuna

Val knocks on Jack's door and when he opens it, she tells him, "You look pretty today, Jack." Jack says, "Thank you. I was thinking the same thing myself. What's up?" Val says, "I'm soliciting donations for a food drive, so if you have any spare canned goods, that would be great." Jack says, "Sure, come on in. I think I have some soup and tuna." Val says, "Oh, fantastic!" Jack then puts a can of soup in her bag and a can of tuna." Val then asks, "Hey, would you like to come over for dinner later?" Jack says, "Oh. What you making?" Val tells him, "Soup and tuna." Jack tells her, "Oh. Yeah, rain check."

Answer: "Your mom's hot!"

Will walks in and sees Grace fixing her hair and says, "Hey, Leather Tuscadero. Look nice. Hot date?" Grace says, "Hot? Listen, I've been meaning to tell you about something, and I don't know why I've waited so long, but..." Will interrupts her and says, "Oh, God, my collar is wet! That jerk sneezed on me!" Grace asks, "Which jerk?" Will says, "That loser you got into it with last week, from the laundry room.

The one that wears the T-shirt that says, "Your mom's hot." Grace then says, "Oh, yeah. That guy.

He's not so bad. You don't think he's kind of charming?" Will says, "Yeah, he's real charming, you know, like finding a Band-Aid in your burrito is charming."

Answer: 3

After Karen leaves, a bald man sits at her table. Val says to him, " Oh, you're gonna love this. I've seen every show tonight, the 7:00, the 7:15, and the 7:30. Look. Jack even signed my chest." Val then shows him Jack's autograph. The man says, "Can I see it again?" Val shows him it again. He then says, "Can I see it again?" Val shows it to him again. He says, "Can I see it again?"

Answer: True

Jack is talking to Karen about Val and Karen says to him, "Are you sure, honey? Because I thought I had a stalker once. It turns out it was just Rosario running alongside of the limo, banging on it, because she got her coat caught in the door." Jack says, "Yes, Val is totally stalking me." Karen then mocks Jack and says, "She followed me to the Banana, she followed me to the gym, and last night, I am sitting in the bushes outside Kevin Bacon's apartment, and I see Val watching me through the other bushes across the street!"

Answer: Justin Timberlake, Matt Lauer, Moesha

When jack climbs into bed, Val jumps out from under his covers and yells, "Surprise!" Jack screams and says, "What are you doing here?" Val says, "I live here." Jack says, "No, you don't!" Val says, "I'm carrying your baby." Jack says, "No, you're not!" Val says, "You're a musical genius." Jack says, "Okay, I'll give you that one. But, Val, you don't..." Val says, "Jack, don't you understand? When you sing to me, you make me feel special.

It's like I'm no longer that sad, angry little girl, running around the schoolyard, stabbing kids with pencils." Jack says, "Okay, someone put a little extra crazy powder in the protein shake. Okay, come on. We're going to sit down and have a little talk, all right? Man to whack-job. Now, I thought that it was very flattering when you first started coming to the show..." Val says, "I'm wearing your dirty bath water in a vial around my neck." Jack then says, "Ew, that's enough! Okay! I've had it! Alright? So I'm going to tell you what Justin Timberlake, Matt Lauer and Moesha said to me. "Stay away, or I'll call the police!"

Answer: iron his shirts

Grace tells Will she's been dating Nathan and Will says, "I'm hurt you should lie to me." Grace says, "Oh. I'm sorry. I guess, I don't know. I guess I just felt little embarrassed." Will says, "Well, excuses. It's just that it hurts, that's all." Grace says, "Will, come on. What could I do to make it up to you?" Will says, "Oh, it's not a big deal. You know, what am I supposed to say, take out the garbage, do the dishes, and pick up the dry cleaning for a month?" Grace asks, "Would it make you feel better if I did all that?" Will says, "It's a place to start."

Answer: she bought a ring

Grace was fearful that Karen was going to tell Will that Grace was dating Nathan, so Grace told him herself. When Karen enters the apartment, she asks, "Are you ready for your big surprise?" Grace says, "It's too late. Will already knows." Karen asks, "About the ring?" Grace asks, "What ring?" Karen says, "Honey, do you remember that afternoon that you and I were walking down Fifth Avenue and we saw that beautiful ring in the window of Tiffany's, and you said to me, "If only, one day, I could own a ring like that?" Grace says, "Yeah." Karen says, "I bought it for myself! Isn't that great?" Grace asks, "That's your surprise?" Karen says, "Yeah. What did you think it was?" Grace says, "I thought you were going to tell Will that I was dating Nathan." Karen then says, "The hottie who smells like rope? You know what? Shame on you, Grace. I would think that by now you would know me well enough to know that I am not the kind of person who trades in gossip, and I'm hurt that you think I do."

Answer: pizza

Jack pretends to stalk Val so she would quit stalking him. She enters Jack's apartment and tells him, "This has gotta stop, okay? I mean, for the love of pizza, you left me fifteen messages already." Jack says, "Please, please, come in. Hey, I really missed you at the show tonight, Val. It just felt empty." Val says, "Oh, really? Well, too bad, because you made your bed, and now I'm not going to lie in it." Jack says, "Okay, alright. Well, I'm not going to beg. Please, come back. Please, Val!" Val tells him, "Oh, Jack, forget it! You're insane."