"Seeds of Discontent" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Claire Danes

Will tells Grace, "Oh, I forgot to tell you, keep Sunday night open. Big night. Claire is coming to town." Grace says, "Claire? Oh my God! I finally get to meet the best friend from high school." Excited, Jack says, "Oh my God. Claire Danes? That's huge." Will then says, "Yes, Jack, Claire Danes. Did I not mention that 19-year-old Claire Danes is my best friend from high school? Claire. I mentioned her a thousand times. Claire. Lives in Paris, works in fashion.

She was my Grace before I met Grace." Jack then says, "Claire...Nope. Doesn't ring a bell. Cl-Cl-Cl...I don't like her name, though. I'm gonna call her...Bettina. Yay! Bettina's coming to town! It's much better."

Answer: Steve Kmetko

Karen says to Jack, "Come on, poodle, let's go." Jack tells Will and Grace, "We're going to that celebrity fashion show at The Four Seasons. I hope "E!" will be there. I wanna "kmeet" Steve Kmetko." (F.Y.I. Did you know that Steve Kmetko is the current partner of Olympian Greg Louganis?)

Answer: Grace

Claire asked Grace when did she get the feeling Will was gay and Grace tells her, "Well, my first inkling was when he put his hand on my boob and said, "Ooh, is this cashmere?" How about you?" Claire says, "It was after senior prom. We're driving to the beach, top down, warm night, his feathered hair motionless in the wind. And I make my move. I lean in real close and start kissing him." Will then joins in and says, "Yeah. And I panic. I figure I gotta do something to distract her, so I did the only logical thing. I crashed into a Dodge Dart." Grace can't believe he crashed into a car and Will tells her, "It was a Dodge Dart. I was doing somebody a favor.

It was a confusing time. I didn't know myself till sophomore year. I was playing basketball, and Jay Barr and I went up for a rebound. Our stomachs touched, and by the time I came down, I was gay."

Answer: sexy

Grace asks Will how his evening with Claire went and he tells her it was interesting. Grace then says, "Well, she is so great. Cool and smart and funny and stylish and...feel free to jump in at any point to tell me how great she thought I was." He tells her, "She loved you, Dame Needy."

Answer: True

Grace asks Will what he and Claire talked about and he says, "You know, work and high school...how much she wants to have a baby." Grace says, "Oh, she would make such a great mom." Will then says, "I think so, too. In fact, she asked a friend of hers to donate sperm so she could have one." When Grace asked what the friend said, Will says, "I said I'd think about it."

Answer: "You speak French? I did not know that you understand the language."

Will introduces Jack to Claire and Jack says, "French Claire? Parlez-vous francais?" Claire then says, "Ah! Tu parles francais? Je ne sais pas que tu comprends la langue." Jack then says, "Ah. Oui." He then starts speaking gibberish. Will tells Claire, "Claire, this is Charlie Brown's French teacher." Jack tells Claire, "You are so Euro-fabulous. Love it, love it...love it more! Elle hotty!" Claire says, "I'm guessing you're a high-maintenance kind of friend." Jack then says, "I cost a little more, but I'm worth it."

Answer: Anne Heche

Will reveals to Jack, "She asked me to help her have a baby. I'm a little freaked out here!" Jack tells him, "Of course you're freaked out. You can't just start sleeping with women. Who are you, Anne Heche? Giving the gift of life is a wonderful thing. I myself have put my macho gazpacho out there once or twice."

Answer: opinion advice

When Grace comes to work, she tells Karen, "I have a problem. I don't want your opinion about it, but I do want to tell you what it is. But I don't want your advice on it because it's always wrong." She then tells Karen, "Will is making the biggest mistake of his life.

He has an old high school friend who lives in France. She wants to have a baby, and Will is going to give her his sperm. Now, first of all, Will is not really the kind of guy who could just give something away and not think about it.

He gave me his NYU sweatshirt three years ago, and he still stops by at least once a week to say, "How's it doing?" And don't get me wrong. Claire, she is nice. She is great. But what is with friends showing up fifteen years later asking for sperm? I don't know about you, but I never wrote in anyone's yearbook, "Don't ever change and please fill this cup." It's a mistake.

He'll regret it. That's all I'm saying. Anyway, thanks for listening. And thank you for keeping your opinion to yourself."

Answer: Martha Stewart Living

Will tells one of the nurses, "You know, if you happen to have an "Abercrombie & Fitch" catalog out there, we might free up this room a whole lot faster." The nurse then open the door, hands Will a magazine and says, "How about this? Can you use that?" He takes a look at it and says, "Martha Stewart Living"? Let me explain my people to you. Um...we enjoy, but are not turned on by the perfect scone."

Answer: Derek

When Will flips through the "Martha Stewart Living" magazine, he says, "It's ridiculous. I'm not gonna find anything..."New England Carpenters." Thank you, Lord." Later on he tells Grace, "I told Claire that, you know, if I ever have a baby, I want it to be with you. If there's gonna be a little Will running around out there, I want him to be a little Will and a little Grace." Grace tells him, "Oh my God, that is so sweet.

The two of us having a kid." Will then says, "I know. And Derek my boyfriend." Grace says, "Derek. Have I met him?" Will says, "No. Neither one of us has.

He's a carpenter in New England."