"South Park" - "Fantastic Easter Special" Quiz

Answer: the mall Easter bunny

The Mall Bunny had just dealt with Cartman's demands and then he found himself talking to Stan, who demanded a few answers: "What is the deal with the coloring the eggs and you hiding them and all that? What does that have to do with Jesus dying on the Cross? Is it symbolic? Are you trying to reference something that happened in Biblical times? Answer me?" The Mall Bunny explained that he was "just a guy in a costume," but Stan insisted that he should still "have some knowledge of what Easter's about if [he's] playing the Easter Bunny at the mall!" The Mall Bunny didn't have any answers, so Stan left frustrated and the Bunny requested a break.

Answer: Randy Marsh

The bunnies chased Stan all the way home, where he ran upstairs to get help from his father. When Randy emerged from the bathroom, though, he was wearing bunny ears and a nose, and Stan realized that his father was one of the bunnies as well. Randy told the others that he'd take care of it and they could "tell the Grand Hare everything [was] okay." Then Randy explained to Stan about the secret society: "the Hare Club for Men."

Answer: no

He'd intended to, because it was supposed to be a secret and Stan hadn't been inducted as a member yet. Randy told his son that they were headed to "a distant location, an old building near a lake about 40 minutes away." Evidently, there was only one such building near South Park, because Stan guessed immediately that they were headed for the Galveston Lodge. Randy was crestfallen and dejectedly removed the bag from his son's head.

Answer: Snowball

Just as the secret society was about to reveal the "secret of Easter," ninjas and monks broke into the room, fighting to steal the bunny. Randy passed Snowball to Stan and told him to get out of the lodge, so Stan and the bunny headed for the forest!

Answer: The Last Supper

The boys showed up on Professor Teabag's stoop late at night, and he initially refused to help them, but when they mentioned the Hare Club for Men, the boys were ushered right in. He took them to his library and showed them the Leonardo da Vinci painting, "The Last Supper".

Then Professor Teabag told the boys that Saint Peter was actually a rabbit. The boys were shocked to learn that the first Pope of Christianity was actually a rabbit, but Professor Teabag assured them it was true, even citing the design of the Pope's hat as evidence!

Answer: Peeps

When the ninjas got into his house, Professor Teabag sent the boys out a window and put a package of Peeps into the microwave. The ninjas broke into the room and realized what was happening just as the Peeps exploded, enveloping the house in marshmallow goo!

Answer: rabbit stew

It couldn't have tasted very good; he was just throwing the hostages in their bunny suits into the cauldron!

Answer: yes

Randy was the next hostage on deck to be killed, so he emphatically urged his son to hand over the rabbit. Of course, as soon as Stan had done so, Randy asked him, "Why did you do that? I would have proudly died for that rabbit." Stan was confused and reminded his dad that he'd told him to "hand over the bunny." Randy replied, "No! That is NOT the way we're remembering it!"

Answer: Kyle

After the Pope resisted killing Jesus, Bill Donohue deemed the Pope unfit to fulfill his duties and had him locked up. He also ordered, "Lock up those two Jews," and Kyle and Jesus were taken to a cell together. Jesus wasn't able to pick the lock, but Kyle reminded him that he had special powers when not in mortal form, so Jesus urged the boy to kill him:
Jesus: "We have no choice, Kyle. you're going to have to kill me."
Kyle: "What?"
Jesus: "Stab me with this. If I die I can resurrect outside the bars."
Kyle: "No way! Do it yourself!"
Jesus: "Suicide is blasphemy. There's no choice here, Kyle!"
Kyle: "Dude, you don't understand, I'm a Jew. I have a few hangups about killing Jesus."
Jesus: "Just make it quick. Through the neck. I'll arise again immediately."
Kyle: "Don't make me do this."
Jesus: "My son, there is no time! DO IT!"
Kyle: "Eric Cartman can never know about this."
Jesus: "I understand. And Kyle, happy Easter."
Kyle: "Happy Easter, Jesus."
With that, Kyle stabbed Jesus in the neck! Jesus staggered around the cell spewing blood for a few moments before crumpling to the ground.

Answer: no

After resurrecting in the piazza, Jesus killed Bill Donohue. Then Snowball was placed in the Pope's chair and consulted by the church elders. When they asked him questions, Snowball remained silent, "just as Jesus intended it."