"South Park" - "Imaginationland: Episode II" Quiz

Answer: waffles and nanas

Butters awoke and thought that Imaginationland had all been a dream. He was relieved when his parents came to his door with breakfast, but when he told them about his dream, his dad corrected his mistake: "You are in Imaginationland. This is a dream." Then Butters awoke for real in Imaginationland and the Mayor told him, "You passed out and peed your pants!"

Answer: the Chinese

Harkening back to the competition between the US and China to build a ladder to Heaven, the General seemed certain that the Chinese had built a portal. They were trying to get Stan and Kyle to tell them how they got into Imaginationland and inadvertently revealed that the US government had built a portal to the imagination "as a secret project back in 1962 to fight the Soviets." Stan didn't understand why the US government didn't just use the portal they already had to get into Imaginationland, so the General took the boys into the room where the portal was housed to explain that they couldn't get it to work.

Answer: Darth Vader

Freddy Krueger had declared that they would build a castle the following day, which sparked claims to the title of "most evil" amongst a number of other characters. Then the Woodland Characters came into the middle of the circle and reminded the other characters that they should all be getting along. The other evil characters were dubious but quickly realized the true evil they were looking at:
The Minotaur: "What evil imaginary characters are they?"
Green Evil Character: "They were dreamt up by some fourth grade kid as part of his Christmas Story."
Squirrelly Squirrel: "Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing, there could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them."
Rabbity Rabbit: "And eat their flesh!"
Beavery Beaver: "B'hut first we should rape them!"
Beary Bear: "How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant?"
Squirrelly Squirrel: "Say, that's a great idea, Beary Bear."
Jason: "Man, I do not want to meet the kid that dreamt those things up."

Answer: yes

When the boys first mentioned the song, one of the lab techs suggested that it might be the "multi-tonal code" they needed to activate the portal. Sure enough, when the boys started singing, the tech noted "some electro-feedback from the gate." The boys had trouble remembering the song because it was, as Stan put it, "really long and stupid." The General wasn't interested in their disinterest, though, and insisted that they remember the song "in its entirety." After what probably felt like an excruciatingly long time, the boys finally remembered the full song and the portal opened!

Answer: AIDS

Jason had already cut out Strawberry Shortcake's eyeball, and the other characters thought they were ready to kill her, but the Woodland Critters thought they should kill her in a more evil way. They each kept adding to the plan until they determined to make Strawberry Shortcake eat her own eyeball before they would have someone with AIDS urinate in her empty eye socket so she'd die "all slow like." The Minotaur pointed out that nobody there had AIDS, but the Woodland Critters were not to have their spirits dampened, and ran off, insisting, "I bet we can find some AIDS out in the forest."

Answer: Kurt Russell

Kurt Russell piped up, saying, "I- I don't understand why I'm here. I- I'm just an actor." The General replied, "Yes, but you're in that one movie that was kinda like this. That gives you more experience than anybody." Unfortunately, as soon as they'd gotten through the portal, Kurt Russell and the soldiers were attacked and raped by the Woodland Critters.

Answer: vinegar

Cartman, trying to revel in the situation as much as possible, donned a king's robe and crown before warning Kyle that, because he hadn't "had a chance to shower while" traveling to the Pentagon, he was "extra vinegary."

Answer: ManBearPig

While ManBearPig raged around the room killing lab techs, the government workers argued about the various halves that made up ManBearPig. When ManBearPig picked up Kyle, Stan ran closer to the portal, horrified, but before Kyle could be killed, the portal sucked Stan and ManBearPig back into Imaginationland.

Answer: Mickey Mouse

The Council was led by Aslan and included Jesus, Zeus, Morpheus, Glenda, Popeye, Wonder Woman, Luke Skywalker, and Gandalf the Grey.

Answer: "the key"

When the guards from Castle Sunshine brought Butters to the Council of Nine, Morpheus declared, "If we are to take back control from the evil forces, this little boy might be the key." Butters wasn't thrilled with his new title, saying "Awww, I'm the key? Could I not be the key, Morpheus? I don't wanna be the key."