"South Park" - "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" Quiz

Answer: Charlie's Angels

Just as he had feared, Stan was relegated to the basement with the other kids as soon as he and his parents arrived at the party. He was horrified by his forced company and refused to play Pip's British game. Then they discovered the women's clothing, and Butters suggested playing Charlie's Angels, laying claim to Jaclyn Smith on the basis that he'd thought the game up. Stan still refused to participate, saying, "I'm not putting on ladies' clothes, and I'm not playing Charlie's Angels! You guys are Melvins, and I'm not one of you! So you go ahead and be Melvins, and leave me alone!" However, Stan did reluctantly agree to play Bosley when he realized he could give the boys the mission of finding a way out of the room.

Answer: smoked a cigar

Gerald and Randy thought that the meteor shower afforded them the freedom to experiment in ways they hadn't been able to in a long time because of their families. The first thing Gerald did was to light up a cigar. Then they started talking about other things they'd never tried but always wanted to:
Randy: "Hey, did you see Principal Victoria in there? She looks hot."
Gerald: "She sure does. I wouldn't mind takin' that home."
Randy: "O-hoh, yeah, I'm sure your wife would love that."
Gerald: ""I wish. That's the one thing I've always thought of experimenting with: a threesome."
Randy: "With two girls or two guys?"
Gerald: "Huh, well, two girls, of course! I mean... with another guy, you know, that'd be..."
Randy: "You, you never had a homosexual fantasy? Not that I have."
Gerald: "You haven't?"
Randy: "No, I mean... Well, they say everybody has at some point, don't they?"
Gerald: "Well, I never really wanted to experiment with anything too crazy. You know... maybe just... I don't know... [touch myself] in front of another guy."
Randy: "Yeah, well, that, that's not really... gay, is it?"
Gerald: "No, no uh, I don't think so."
Randy: "...Well it is a night for experimenting."
Gerald: "Sure is."
Randy: "Okay, I'll start."

Answer: no

Though Agent Johnson burst through the door with his rifle, no one seemed the least bit disturbed. Mr. Mackey welcomed him to the festivities and offered him a "meteor mai tai," which the agent happily took before joining in the dancing.

Answer: cookies and a TV set

The other boys, still playing Charlie's Angels, were eager to fulfill their mission and obtained a bag of cookies before leading Stan upstairs to a bedroom with a TV set. When Stan flipped to the news, though, he discovered that the ATF was staging a stand-off outside the house!

Answer: yes

Randy was furious to hear that Gerald had told people, because he'd assumed that it was obvious neither of them should tell anyone. Gerald didn't seem to think it was such a big deal, though, and the tension between the two men only worsened!

Answer: Cher

Agent Gans told Officer Barbrady that the "Gans Technique" was what they "did in Waco". The officers rolled enormous speakers up to each side of the house and started playing wildly garbled Cher. Agent Gans further explained: "Play really bad music really loud until it drives them nuts and makes them want to come out. Nobody can stand this much Cher.

This is her new album. If this doesn't drive them out, nothing will." Of course, Mr. Mackey was playing the same music inside the party!

Answer: flowers and backrubs

Agent Gans offered two reasons to stay alive before determining that rational argument was getting him nowhere and ordered his men to bring out a huge cannon named "Negotiator." As the ATF agents readied the cannon, the reporter asked Agent Gans how he could be sure that the people inside the house were religious fanatics, and mentioned Waco as an example of the government screwing up this sort of scenario. Agent Gans simply waved a beanie baby in the reporter's face, threw it in the bushes, and told the man to "Go get it!"

Answer: toilet plunger

Pip used the archery skills he'd acquired in British school to shoot the toilet plunger. Stan urged him to "hit something nice and solid" and Pip succeeded, planting the plunger directly on the side of Officer Barbrady's head. Then Stan hooked Butters up to the attached line and pushed him out the window so he would slide down to the ground and be able to pass their side of the story to the reporter.

Answer: no

Although there was an awkward silence for a moment, most of the men in the room admitted having done the same thing. Randy was immensely relieved, saying, "You mean it? I'm not gay?" Jimbo reassured him, "Well... maybe a little. But we're all a little gay."

Answer: no

They did, however, shoot at his neighbor's house. The cannonball bounced between homes, effectively destroying the four houses around Mr. Mackey's. The ATF, realizing how the situation would look, hopped in their vehicles and cleared out. Stan was left with his "Angels" and had a moment of clarity, telling them, "I used to call you guys Melvins.

But you're just kids, like me. We separate you in school because you talk different and you study too hard, but we've proven tonight that we can all get along." Just then, Kyle showed up and Stan dismissed the other boys as "friggin' Melvins" and entered the house with his best friend.