"South Park" - "Tweek vs. Craig" Quiz

Answer: Kenny

In Home Ec, the girls were being taught "how to bake, sew, clean, and make things that are lacy and pretty." As the teacher explained, "Some of you girls will go on to have interesting jobs and careers. But all of you pretty ones... won't have to worry about that, because you can marry a nice man. And that's why we have... Home Ec." Kenny seemed thrilled just to be surrounded by ladies!

Answer: Red Racer

Cartman was trying to provoke Craig into fighting Tweek, first by saying Tweek had said something about his mother, then by claiming Tweek had said something about his guinea pig. Craig was clearly more concerned about Tweek slandering his guinea pig, and agreed to reschedule the fight for the next day, "after 'Red Racer'."

Answer: genital warts

Pearl had practically thrown herself on him, but Mr. Adler clearly wasn't over his fiancée and tried turned down Pearl's offer. When she persisted, he told her he had genital warts. Pearl wasn't dissuaded, saying, "We'll use plastic wrap." Luckily, Mr. Adler had managed to get the door closed by then.

Answer: 2

First, she taught the girls and Kenny how to determine a man's financial standing based on his shoes. Then she told them about credit cards: "If he only has one credit card, beware. It means he doesn't spend a lot, and worse yet, it could be a debit card. If he has more than four credit cards, that's a little fishy. The perfect number of credit cards for a man to have is... two."

Answer: stuck his face in the belt sander

Mr. Adler seemed more annoyed than concerned when Tommy walked up to his desk with all his facial features sanded off. He sent Tommy to the nurse to get "some peroxide" and went back to supervising the class.

Answer: Ned

Stan and Kyle took Tweek to Jimbo for boxing lessons, and Tweek got in the ring to spar with Ned, who "used to be the state champion until a grenade blew his arm off." When it became clear that Tweek had no boxing skills, Jimbo encouraged him to "apply the Oppenheimer technique" and knock Ned to the ground by punching him in the crotch. Once Ned was on the ground, Jimbo told Tweek to keep hitting him and kicking him in the crotch until Ned started coughing up blood, seemingly signaling a victory!

Answer: sumo wrestling

Cartman took him to a dojo to help him learn fighting skills, and joined the circle as his opponent. Of course, Craig was no match for Cartman's gigantic butt, and Cartman ultimately bumped Craig out of the circle and into a wall.

Answer: plane crash

He seemed deeply haunted by her death, unable to shake constant daydreams reliving the tragedy. His only solace seemed to be nicotine gum, and even that ran out, driving him to attempt suicide!

Answer: no

When Mr. Adler picked up Kenny's nearly dead body, he saw his fiancée through Kenny's face. She instructed him to say goodbye then, which he did, then asked if he felt better. Mr. Adler responded simply, "No." She said, "Of course you don't. Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything.

It's the time that we spent together that really matters, not how we left it." Then Mr. Adler's grandmother and uncle appeared to say hi as well!

Answer: yes

When Tweek and Craig were in the hospital recovering from their brawl, the other boys arrived and confessed to their involvement. Then they went on to say how the boys' families had talked smack about one another on the news. This, of course, only reignited the fight, and Tweek and Craig jumped out of their hospital beds to continue their battle.