"South Park" - "Korn's Groovy ..." Quiz

Answer: two guys kissing in a park

The DJ was doing his best to sell the event to his listeners and asked the boys what they thought of the Halloween Haunt "so far." Stan thought for a moment before answering, "This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park. And that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen, until I saw the KOZY-FM Halloween Haunt." The DJ glossed right over the disenchanted response and continued his program!

Answer: a horse

Cartman went into the Spooky Laboratory alone because the other boys thought it was a waste since "they just stick your hand in cold spaghetti and tell you it's intestines and stuff." Cartman happily donned a blindfold, though, and the guide started putting his hands in various things. First, Cartman felt eggs and was told they were "human eyeballs." Next was a bowl of Jell-O cubes passing as brains. Finally, the guide led Cartman up a few steps and put his hand inside a horse's rear end, telling him he could "feel the warm innards of the body." Cartman was surprised and shouted out to his friends, "it feels like cold spaghetti!"

Answer: big-boned

Liane couldn't help but laugh at the names the other boys were using for her son, but when Cartman complained about her joining in on the mockery, she put on a serious face and told the boys, "Eric isn't fat, he's big-boned." Kyle shot back, "He must have a huge bone in his ass, then." This left Liane in stitches, which effectively drove Cartman out of the house to help the other boys scare the fifth graders.

Answer: sled

After they dug her up, they lay the body on a sled and moved her to the docks, where they hid her behind some boxes. Unfortunately, before they could enact their plan to get revenge on the fifth graders, a stray dog sniffed out the body and ate it!

Answer: have sex with her body

The conversation was of little comfort to Sheila:
Man 1: "Ms. Broflovski... somebody has defiled your mother's grave."
Sheila: "Defiled? How?"
Man 2: "Well, I'm afraid that... somebody dug her up."
Sheila: "Dug her up? Why?"
Man 1: "Well, the- most likely reason is that... somebody wanted to have sex with her dead body."
Man 2: "Yep."
Sheila: "What?"
Man 1: "Uhuh, we don't want to upset you, but it happens. Somebody's probably making love to her corpse as we speak."
Man 2: "Every vile position, every disrespectful act imaginable."
Sheila: "Oh, dear God!"
Man 1: "Yes, by now he's probably even removed her eyes and made love to the empty sockets as well."
Sheila: "Ohhh."
Man 2: "No- we don't want to upset you, but you should know that your mother's body would be stiff and dry, so he would have to have it soaked in warm water for several hours before making love to it."
Sheila: "Ohhhh!
Man 1: "Yes. And now for the difficult part."
Man 2: "Brace yourself."
Man 1: "It is highly possibly that he has created new orifices in her decomposing flesh, leaving her to look something like - an over-loved hunk of Swiss cheese. She probably-"
Sheila: "Okay, okay! I get the point! Just tell me what you're gonna do about it!"
Man 1: "...Do?"
Man 2: "Oh, we don't do anything. We're just the watchmen."
Man 1: "Yeah, I guess, maybe, you might wanna call the police or something."

Answer: Antonio Banderas blow-up doll

Cartman was eager to see what it was, so he unwrapped it, thinking he would just rewrap it later. He seemed to forget that plan when he discovered it was a "life-sized blow-up Antonio Banderas love doll" with "realistic geni-ta-lia."

Answer: mayonnaise

They first showed the crowd a sketch of "what having sex with a dead body might look like." Then they pulled out a jar of mayonnaise and the second man moved his fist in and out of the jar to "demonstrate what having sex with a dead body might sound like." The crowd was horrified, but before they could disperse and get to the Halloween Haunt, the pirate ghosts appeared and started killing people!

Answer: corn chips

The band made a big to-do about "vitalizing" their "Korn powers," but all they did was turn into powerless and immobile forms of corn. After a moment they turned back into human form and congratulated themselves on their "great job!" The crowd just stared at them but Cartman pointed out, "That didn't help at all." The band didn't seem bothered by that fact, saying, "We know.

It's just cool to do."

Answer: Priest Maxi

Korn figured out the "groovy mystery" and explained it to the town:
Jonathan: "It's simple. Priest Maxi didn't want there to be a Halloween, so he decided to scare everyone away from the docks."
David: "Yeah. And then he used this flashlight and some cotton swabs to create the ghosts."
Fieldy: "Then all he needed was some sound effects created by this cup and a piece of cheese. Aaarargh!"
Jonathan: "And all he had to do then was create a ghost ship, by using some candles, a mirror, and two squirrels."
After the band had demonstrated how the priest had used all of these things to create the illusion of pirate ghosts, Priest Maxi confessed to doing "anything to stop this wretched, unholy holiday!"

Answer: Wendy

Wendy used the same Chewbacca costume that she'd won with in a previous year, despite the fact that Kenny's costume was clearly more inventive and elaborate!