"South Park" - "Sexual Harassment Panda" Quiz

Answer: "That makes me a sad panda."

After singing his introductory song, Sexual Harassment Panda pulled out a picture of one panda tugging at another panda's underwear. He explained, "Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sad panda." Kyle turned to Stan, saying, "This is freaking me out, dude." Sexual Harassment Panda continued with the next picture: "And when one little panda puts his furry little [appendage] in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sad panda." Having concluded the picture portion of the lesson, Sexual Harassment Panda moved on to reading through all the sexual harassment laws.

Answer: "Uh, I'm eight?"

Cartman had hired Gerald Broflovski as his lawyer and presented a compelling case: "[Stan Marsh] talked about [doing things to my butt]. [...] I was su- so upset. I couldn't concentrate the rest of the day. And the way his eyes kept looking at me, slowly going up and down my body, like he was undressing me with his eyes." The judge turned to Stan and told him, "I need to hear your defense." Stan looked incredulous and offered, "Uh, I'm eight?" Judge Julie then found Stan guilty of sexual harassment and ordered Stan to hand over 50% of his belongings to Cartman.

Answer: asthma inhaler

Cartman was clearly just trying to take things with sentimental value to Stan. He took the inhaler, not because he could do anything with it, but because Stan would miss it!

Answer: murder

Mr. Broflovski was questioning her about whether or not she was aware of the sexual harassment taking place in the classroom, and she broke under the pressure, confessing, "All right, all right, I killed him. I hit him over the head and I cut up the body. I tried to burn him, but it wouldn't burn! Oh, the smell of it! I put the legs in garbage bags and hid the torso under a bridge. I had to do it! Oh God!" After Mr. Broflovski repeated his original question, Principal Victoria confirmed that Cartman had been sexually harassed.

Answer: chalkboard

The classroom had to let go of some things to accommodate budget cuts because of the lawsuit. The kids were all sitting on the floor and had no desks to write on. The posters and visual aides were also missing. The chalkboard was still hanging on the wall, but, as Mr. Garrison explained, "We can't afford chalk anymore. I have to write on the chalkboard with this rusty nail."

Answer: lumpy potatoes

When the boys realized that the rampant lawsuits were impacting their lunch offerings, they determined it was time to do something. Realizing that Mr. Broflovski's greed rendered him useless to help, they decided to turn to Sexual Harassment Panda.

Answer: fascism

Mr. Broflovski explained, "You see, Kyle, we live in a liberal, democratic society. And Democrats make sexual harassment laws. These laws tell us what we can and can't say in the workplace. And what we can and can't do in the workplace." Kyle asked, "Isn't that fascism?" His father assured him, "No, because we don't call it fascism. Do you understand?" Kyle replied, "Do you?" In response, Mr. Broflovski simply stood up and admired his new five-story house, marveling, "Just look at how big this house is, Kyle. Just look at it."

Answer: coats

When Sexual Harassment Panda had been drowning his sorrows at the bar, Skeeter had questioned their food choice: "If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you eat bamboo, which is prone to grow only in drier, more arid regions?" Then when the boys showed up, Skeeter questioned their outerwear: "How come you types are always wearin' them funny padded shirts in the winter?!" Stan looked at him incredulously, and clarified, "...Coats?" before the barkeep confirmed that Sexual Harassment Panda had been there before heading to the Island of Misfit Mascots.

Answer: the Don't Hold Onto a Large Magnet While Someone Else Uses a Fan Nearby Falcon

The boys went to the Island of Misfit Mascots to find Sexual Harassment Panda and were greeted by a number of misfit mascots. In order to demonstrate why his title was a truism, the Don't Hold Onto a Large Magnet While Someone Else Uses a Fan Nearby Falcon put a magnet in Kenny's hand and turned on a large fan. The magnetic force pulled Kenny into the fan, tearing him to shreds!

Answer: ice cream

Mr. Broflovski was just trying to get out of the room before someone made him give all his earnings back, and he offered to take the boys for ice cream. Sexual Harassment Panda followed them out, saying, "Pandas love ice cream."