"The Young and the Tactless" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Daisy Duke

When Grace comes from her bedroom, she is dressed like Daisy Duke. She tells Will she needs some quarters and Will says in a southern accent, "Well, I'm plumb out. But I imagine Boss Hogg and the Hazard boys might have two bits." She then tells him, "It's laundry day, okay? It was either this or a peach bridesmaid dress, and I've been wearing that all day."

Answer: the guy in 12C

When Grace notices her laundry is no longer in the dryer, she says, "What is this? Oh my God! I cannot believe it. Someone took my wet laundry out of the dryer and put theirs in. That is like the rudest thing." She then asks Mr. Zamir, "Did you do this?" He says he didn't and Grace says, "Well, then who did?" He tells her, "I was thrown out of my country for informing on my neighbor." She asks, "So you're not gonna tell me?" He says, "Yes, I am.

The guy in 12C. God bless America!"

Answer: Alice Cooper

After Mr. Zamir tells her who took her clothes from the dryer, she goes and knocks on the door of 12C. A guy answers, (Nathan, played by Woody Harrelson), and she asks him, "Excuse me. Did you take someone's clothes out of the dryer and put yours in?" He says, "Yes, I did." He closes the door and she knocks on it again and when he opens it, she says, "Those clothes were mine." He tells her, "Listen, I can't get into this right now. I'm in the middle of a project." He tries to close the door again but Grace forces her way in and says, "Hey, buster, I'm in the middle of a project, too.

It's called my life." He says, "You know what, I'm making a mix tape. And if this Alice Cooper song runs out, the whole tape is ruined." Grace says, "Wait, that's your project? A mix tape? No, a mix tape is not a project.

It's something you do between bong hits."

Answer: Heavy Metal Songs of Love and Devotion

When Grace unplugs Nathan's headphones, he tells her, "I wouldn't come into your dairy and unplug the milking machine." She says, "Okay, alright. You know what? What you did down in the laundry room is unacceptable. Taking my clothes out..." He interrupts her and says, "Hey, you're a girl. What is the most romantic Megadeth song? I had a big fight with my girlfriend.

She says I'm aimless and don't have any ambition, so I decided to make her this tape, "Heavy Metal Songs of Love and Devotion." Grace says, "Hey, good plan. Yeah, you know, I always thought that if Humphrey Bogart had just made Ingrid Bergman a mix tape, she never would've gotten on that plane." Nathan tells her, "What? You're gonna give me relationship advice? Yeah, that's what I need.

Then maybe I could find some nice gay guy to live with for the rest of my adult life." Grace then says, "You know what? I'm going to accept that as an apology for my laundry."

Answer: Will

Karen strands her mother-in-law with Will and Jack, although thye had plans to go out. They end up taking her with them. We see Will, Jack and Sylvia at the bar and Will tells the bartender, "Could I get a kamikaze?" Jack asks, "Rum and Coke, please?" Sylvia says, "Hot tea, please."

Answer: crothes

Grace returns to Nathan's apartment the next day and says to him, "You know, something you said yesterday really stuck in my craw." Nathan asks, "What's a craw?" Grace says, "I don't know. I think it's something like a claw." Nathan asks, "Why didn't you just saw claw?" Grace says, "Can we move past this?" Nathan says, "Sure. "Crum" right in. We'll "cralk" about it." Grace then goes into explaining her relationship with Will and Nathan says, "Boy, I really got to you, didn't I?" Grace tells him, "No. I don't give a crap what you think." Nathan asks, "Then why are you up here?" Grace says, "I could ask you the same question." Nathan says, "Not really. I live here." Grace says, "You know what? I'm going to accept that as an apology for what you said about me and my roommate." Nathan then tells her, "You mind, uh, "crosing" the door?"

Answer: March 2003

After Will orders another drink, Scoot approaches him and says, "Hey. Will Truman, right? Riverside Drive, Mastercard expires March 2003?" Will replies, "Wow, I knew these pants were tight. I didn't think you could read the contents of my wallet through them." Scott then says, "Scott. I'm the assistant manager at "Gayle and Patty's Video", and if you remind me, the next time you come in, I'll give you a free microwave popcorn." Will chuckles and says, "I appreciate that. I really don't think I'm gonna come in and say, "Hey, remember me? You promised me a free package of Pop Secret."

Answer: 27 years old

After Scott asks Will out on a date, Will hesitates and when Scott asks why, Will says, "Well, for one thing, in the Eighties, when I was wearing safety pins to look cool, you were wearing them to stay dry." Scott says, "Give me a break. I'm 24 years old. What are you, 27?" Will says, "27? Yes, I am. You're totally cute, but I just don't really see this... You know, I usually go out with... You know what? yes. Let's go out tomorrow night." Scott then says, "Cool, so around 10:00?" Will says, "10:00? I will have been in bed for four hours." Scott then says, "Okay, 9:00, we'll go out."

Answer: Bob and Chuck

Sylvia told Will he needed to change and maybe then he will get a date. After Will and Scott agreed to meet the next night, Will tells Sylvia, "I took your advice, and I have got a date tomorrow night." Sylvia says, "Good for you, dear." Will says, "I gotta be honest. You know, at first, I was furious with Karen that she stuck us with you, but the truth is, if it weren't for you, I probably wouldn't have met that guy." Sylvia asks, "Guy?" Will says, "Yeah. Scott." Sylvia asks, "You're a fag? I helped a fairy get a date? Oh, I'm going to hell!" Jack then comes over and says, "Okay, it's over with those two, but I met my rebound couple, Bob and Chuck." Sylvia asks, "You're queer, too?" Jack tells her, "As Christmas in Bloomingdale's, girlfriend." Sylvia freaks and says, "Oh! Oh, help, police! Oh, I'm surrounded by homos! Homos, homos, homos!" Will tells her, "Just quiet down, Sylvia." Sylvia says, "Get away from me, you fruit! Oh, I'm a fag hag!"

Answer: No

Nathan cleaned his apartment and made it look like Venice. He offers Grace a seat and tells her he wants her to get the total experience. Nathan tells Grace that Vicki didn't like what he did for her and he kicked her out. He then tries to taost the two of them and Grace says, "Are you out of your mind? Are you actually offering me a used night in Venice?" Nathan apologizes and tells her, "Ever since you started yelling at me, I can't stop thinking about you, and besides, Vicki and I were never really right for each other.

She doesn't get me. I need to be with someone who gets me." Grace says, "I don't get you." Nathan says, "Yeah, but in a totally different way." Grace then says, "I am horrified! I mean, how could you think that this would work? I mean, do you see what you're offering me? A sloppy second gondola, a half-empty bottle of wine, a calzone with the sauce licked off the top. I mean, is this your idea of romance? You know nothing about women. I am so offended, I don't even know what to say." Nathan then grabs her and kisses her and Grace says, "One date."