"Christmas Crackers" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Mickey Pearce

The book was called "Body Language, The Lost Art". Rodney tells Granddad that the book is great because it tells you how to talk dirty to girls just by using your body, "and their brothers can't beat you up".

Answer: £20

Del gives Granddad a "score".

Granddad: "Cheers, Del. I didn't get you nothing. I don't agree with the commercialisation of a Christian festival."

He was still happy enough to accept the money, though.

Answer: True

Granddad is notorious for his bad cooking, which is generally overdone. When Rodney complains to Del about the cooking, Del says that it's one of the few things Granddad has left. The turkey is actually underdone, but Granddad has not taken the giblets out. The turkey instructions said it was ready-cleaned, which Granddad assumed meant they had already been taken out.

Answer: Vin ordinaire

Del likes to think he can speak French. He tells Granddad and Rodney this story in an effort to appear cultured, not realising that "vin ordinaire" and "table wine" are the same thing.

Answer: Brenda and Terry

Brenda and Terry send a card every year, but no one actually knows who they are.

Answer: Circus

Rodney complains that he doesn't like the circus. He changes the channel only to discover that there is another circus being shown on the other side.

Answer: Community centre

Rodney wants to go out to a club, but Del insists that they should stay at home to keep Granddad company. Granddad has other ideas, and decides to go to the old folks Christmas do at the community centre, saying "anything'll be better than sitting around here all night listening to you two arguing."

Answer: False

Earl is actually feeling down. His father is in hospital.

Rodney: "What's wrong with him."
Earl: "Oh, can't pronounce it."

Del advises him to ask the doctors for antibiotics. He has to write this down.

We also find out from Del that Earl has recently lost his job, and he may be about to separate from his wife.

Answer: Five

Rodney, with the help of his body language book, is First. He approaches the table before Del calls him back and asks him what the silly walk was for. Del is about to approach later, three times Rodney holds him back to ask what Del is going to say to them.

When they eventually do reach the table, the girls have been approached by another couple of gentlemen and are now on the dance floor.

Answer: False

There were two ladies sitting at a table when Del and Rodney entered the club. At the end of the episode, Del eventually asks them if they're getting ready to leave. They excitedly answer yes.

Del: "Good, we can have your chairs then, can't we?"