"Mad Dogs and Average Men" Trivia Quiz

Answer: in sign language

Jack asked Will if he wanted to go to the batting cages and Will tells him, "I'm busy. I gotta break it off with Paul." Jack says, "You two are still dating each other? God, you both have such bad taste." Will says, "He's so needy and desperate, and he's always telling me how gorgeous I am." Jack says, "Oh. Yeah. Just brought up a little Eggo there." Will then says, "Last night, at the restaurant, he tried to say "I love you" in sign language.

The candle caught his sleeve on fire. I had to throw my margarita on him." Jack asks, "To put out the fire?" Will says, "No, because he said "I love you" in sign language."

Answer: He's her nephew.

A hot guy is taking a message as Grace walks into her office. They introduce themselves and after Sumner leaves, Grace says, "Wow! That man is so good-looking, he put a hitch in my giddy-up. How do you know him?" Karen says, "Oh, he's my nephew." Grace asks, "Your nephew? You're an aunt?" Karen says, "You know, I do have a family." Grace then says, "I know. I just always imagined they lived in pods somewhere in your boiler room and they only came out at night to race from village to village stealing people's essences."

Answer: Pepper

Will wants to break it off with Paul but finds it hard to do because he loves his dog so much. Will tries again and goes to Paul's apartment. Paul sees him and says, "You look gorgeous." Will says, "Paul, you don't have to keep saying, "you look gorgeous, you look gorgeous." Paul says, "Alright.

Hello, sexy." Will then says, "Gorgeous is fine. We need to talk and..." He then starts talking to Pepper, "Hewwo, face! How is my little Pepper? Hmm? Oh, I missed you so much. Yes, I did. Mwah!" He starts talking to Paul again, "Anyway, the reason I came over here was to..." He starts talking to Pepper again, "Did somebody have a bath? Because somebody smells delicious! Yes, it's you.

It's you." Paul then says, "I took a bath, too. But I'm already sweating. I'm nervous because I have this hot supermodel in my apartment." Will says, "Oh, yeah, right. Back to this. Uh... Paul, the reason I can't..." Pepper starts to lick Will's face and Will says, "What are you doing? Are you trying to use me? Is that what you want me to do?" Paul tells him, "You're so good with him. You guys really have a connection." Will says, "Yeah, Paul, what I'm trying to say..." Paul interrupts him and says, "Wait, wait. Wait. I just had a great idea. You know how I'm going to that medical supply convention this weekend?" Will says, "Great! I mean, oh. I mean, go on." Paul says, "I was going to board Pepper, but now I'm thinking why don't you just take him for the weekend?" Will says, "Really? That would be great." Paul then asks, "So, what is it you want to tell me?" Will says, "Oh, uh, nothing." He then says to Pepper, "Hey, so you want to come home with me? Anyone who wants to come home with me, give me a big kiss." Paul leans down to kiss Will but Will blocks his face with his hand.

Answer: True

Karen originally tells Grace that Sumner is married when she finds out Grace likes him. When Grace finds out the truth, she confronts her and asks why she lied to her. Karen tells her, "He's a con artist, Grace. He meets attractive, single women, charms his way into their lives, makes them think they have a future with him, and then, six months later, he's gone, and so is their savings. He even went to jail for it once." Grace says, "Oh my God! That's awful. Are we talking a full six months? No. No, no, no, no!"

Answer: classy

Grace is telling Will about the lies Karen told her about Sumner, "First, Karen tells me that I can't go out with her nephew because he's married. Lie. Then she tells me he's an ex-con. Then he calls me, and I end up asking him whether or not the guys in the joint are as hot as they are "Oz." Will asks, "Are they?" Grace says, "I don't know.

He's not an ex-con. That was another lie. So I asked him why is Karen doing this? And he says, "It's because she doesn't want me going out with you." She doesn't think I'm good enough for him." Will then asks, "He told you that?" she tells him, "Well, why else would she stop me from dating him? I mean, can you believe her? I mean, how dare she think that I'm not good enough or classy enough for her family."

Answer: Party of Five

Jack took Pepper for a walk but returns with a small brown dog. When he walks in, he says, "We had a delightful time. Anyway, gotta run. Tater tot!" Will stops him and says, "Wait! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Who's this?" Jack says, "That's Pepper. Your lover's dog.

His tag said dry clean only, but I washed him in warm." Will says, "Jack!" Jack then says, "It wasn't my fault! We were playing fetch, and when I brought back the stick, he was gone." Will says, "Pepper is out there alone? Paul is gonna freak!" Jack says, "Relax.

He'll get over it." Will says, "Oh, what, would you get over it if somebody lost your needlepoint pillow with the "Party of Five" cast?" Jack gasps, falls onto the couch and says, "Dear God, what have I done? Okay, the important thing is not to panic. We still have plenty of time to figure something out before Paul gets here." Just then there's a knock on the door. Jack says, "Maybe it's not Paul." Paul says, "Will, it's Paul!" Jack says, "Maybe it's another Paul." Paul says, "Paul Budnik." Jack says, "Maybe he forgot about the dog." Paul says, "I'm here to pick up the dog." Jack says, "Maybe he's over you." Paul says, "I missed you." Jack then says, "Well, my work here's done."

Answer: "I want you to hold me 'til the pain goes away."

Just as Jack tries to make his escape, Will tells him, "Hold on there, girly girl! You lost that dog, and you are gonna tell him you lost that dog." Jack says, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Shift it back. If you tell him you lost the dog, he's gonna be so angry with you, he'll dump you. Yeah. You're guilt-free. No muss, no fuss." Will says, "You are a despicable person. Forget it! You lost the dog. You're gonna tell him so." Will opens the door and Paul says, "Hello, gorgeous." Will says, "Paul, I lost your dog." Paul says, "What? Pepper's gone?" Will says, "Gone, gone, gone! And it's all my fault. Whatever you wanna say to me, whatever you wanna do, let her rip, because I deserve it." Paul tells him, "I want you to hold me 'til the pain goes away." He then hugs Will, Will sighs, and Jack rolls his eyes.

Answer: She waved a Hostess pie in front of her face.

When Grace forces herself into the opera house, she finds Karen and says, "We need to talk." Startled, Karen says, "What? How'd you know I was here?" Grace tells her, "Rosario. I waved a Hostess berry pie in front of her face, and she sang like bird." Karen then says, "That's it! Tomorrow she loses a finger!"

Answer: Sumner's only 17.

Grace tells Karen, "You tell me the truth. You tell me why I can't see Sumner." Karen says, "Alright, you wanna know why? I will tell you! He's a hired assassin. He'd just as soon kill ya as look at ya." Grace says, "No, he is not." Karen says, "Okay, he's a woman." Grace says, "Karen!" Karen says, "A robot?" Grace says, "Stop it! Stop lying and admit it! You don't think I'm good enough for him." Karen says, "What? Your thong's on too tight!" Grace then says, "Then why won't you let him see me?" Karen says, "Alright.

The reason I don't want you to go out with Sumner is because he's not good enough for you."

Answer: a rubber newspaper

Paul says to Will, "Thanks for going away with me. I just don't think I can stay in the city over the weekend with all these memories of Pepper. I want us to make our own memories, Will." Will says, "Fantastic. Oh, I found this under my couch." Will then pulls out a newspaper toy. Paul says, "Pepper's "Gaily Growl." Will says, "Yeah.

He loved this. "All the news that's fit to woof."" Will then squeezes the toy and we hear a muffled "woof". He squeezes it again and hears another "woof". He then opens the bedroom door and out comes Pepper. Will is so mad at Paul for making him think Pepper was gone for good, he breaks it off with him.