"Poker? I Don't Even Like Her!" Quiz

Answer: poker

Will is dealing and says, "Down and dirty. Pair of queens starts." Both Larry and Joe say, "That would be us!" Rob says, "Okay, that was funny the first 15 times you did it, but now you're just slowing down the game." Larry then says, "Sounds like we've got a bitter straight at the table."

Answer: cooking gardening

After Grace leaves to get more money from the ATM, Rob says, "I can't play with her anymore." Joe says, "I want her out!" Larry says, "She makes me violent!" Will says, "What? Why?" Rob says, "Dude, she sucks. That's as polite as I can put it." Joe says, "Yeah, she's obnoxious, she's aggressive." Larry says, "Call me old-fashioned, but I think poker is like cooking or gardening. Women should just stay out of it!" Will says, "Look, guys, I admit she's got some annoying habits, but this is Grace! You can't just ask her to leave the game." Rob says, "No, but you can." Larry says, "Yeah, Will." Joe says, "She's your wife."

Answer: 80s, 40s

Jack enters the spa and tells Karen, "Sorry I'm late. I was getting rolled in the mud by a large Greek man." Karen says, "I didn't know the spa offered that." Jack says, "It doesn't. Why do I smell plastic burning?" Karen says, "Oh, it's Candy Pruitt. That girl does love her cosmetic surgery.

She's gone to Mexico for face-lifts so many times, I'll bet if you whacked her head with a stick, prizes would fall out. I mean, honestly, why can't people just be happy the way they are?" Jack says, "Oh, I agree." Karen then says, "I'm thinking of getting some work done myself." Jack says, "Fantastic! What?" Karen tells him, "My shoulders. Oh, honey, they're so 1990, and 2001 is all about the 80s, which is really just the 40s with coke." Jack then says, "I would get some surgery, but I'm practically unapproachable as it is."

Answer: onion dip

Will finally tells Grace that she can't play poker with them. Grace says, "Where is this coming from? You're telling me this five minutes before they get here?" Will says, "I tried to tell you all week, but I..." Grace asks, "What?" Will says, "I'm afraid of you. Physically. You have oddly powerful upper body strength." Grace then hits him on the arm and says, "This is so unfair!" Will says, "Ow! See? That's what I'm talking about! You think these little girl hits are cute, but they hurt. Before I met you I could get my arm a lot higher than this." Grace then says, "Come on, just give me one more chance. I really want to win my money back." Will says, "You won't win it back, Grace, because you're bad." Grace says, "Tonight I'm gonna be better. I know it." She then begs and begs for him to let her play and finally he gives in. She's happy and goes to put on her lucky bra. There's a knock on the door and when Will opens it, Joe says, "Hey, Will." Larry says, "Joe gave me this shirt. I hate it." Rob says, "Hi. I have been looking forward to this game all week. Finally we get to play a poker game without that annoying..." Grace then enters and says, "Ready to play, guys?" Rob then says, "Onion dip."

Answer: False

Karen is thinking about getting her shoulders surgically implanted but wants a someone else to do it first. She decides to trick Candy into doing it. Karen enters the massage room where Candy is and Jack comes in and says, "Good afternoon, ladies. Before you enjoy your facial, I will be giving you a little massage. How about if I begin with you, stranger?" He begins to massage Karen's shoulders and tells her shoulders are so big and broad. Karen asks if that was a good thing and he tells her, "Well, of course it is. Don't you know it's the year of the shoulder? Big shoulders are in and small shoulders are out, out, out!" Jack then goes to massage Candy's shoulders but falls to the ground. Candy asks what was going on and Jack tells her, "Well, I'm sorry. It's just seems as if there's no shoulder. You go straight from neck to arm." Candy says, "Why, that's absurd. I have perfectly fine shoulders." Jack says, "Yeah, if you need to rescue children from wells." Candy then says, "Well, they might be a tad petite, but it's not as if I have a handicap." Jack says, "No, of course not. Tell me, is it true your other senses are heightened?" Candy says, "Oh my God! What am I going to do?" Jack says, "Well, you could have the surgery. It's experimental." Karen then says, "Don't you do it, Candy! Don't you listen to that shoulder expert! No, no. God made you in his image, and I'm sure he doesn't regret it that much." Candy then says, "Oh, I see what you're getting at. You want to keep me a laughingstock, and of all times, in the year of the shoulder."

Answer: Florida

Grace is winning every hand and everyone decides to take a break. Will tells her, "You're doing very well." Grace says, "I know! Isn't it great?" Will says, "I can't believe how good you've gotten. Smart bets, calling everybody's bluff. I just can't imagine how you're doing it." Grace says, "I'm cheating!" Will asks, "You're cheating?" Grace says, "Yeah! Isn't this great?" Will says, "No! Cheating is wrong! That's why they call it cheating. What, are you from Florida?"

Answer: ESPN

Karen and Jack are waiting for Candy to return from surgery. Karen asks, "Does it seem like this is taking an awfully long time?" Jack says, "It has been a while. You know, once I saw on "Dateline" that this guy went in for a fungus under his fingernail and he came back with no limbs. Luckily, he was ugly, so it wasn't that sad." Karen then says, "Oh my God! Oh my God! Jack, I just got a flash! Something bad has happened to Candace!" Jack asks, "How do you know?" Karen says, "Honey, you know I'm a little psychic. Remember when I predicted that driver was gonna lose his job, and then two days later I fired him?" Jack says, "My God, you're right. And that time you predicted that Rosario was gonna fall, and then you pushed her down the stairs. You're scaring me, Karen.

It's like you have ESPN." Karen then says, "What if something bad has happened to Candace? What if she's dead and it's all my fault?" Jack then says, "Sounds like somebody needs a back rub on her front."

Answer: Versace

Karen goes to Candy's room but it's empty. She then says to a nurse, "Nurse, we were looking for Miss Pruitt." The nurse tells her, "Oh, I'm sorry. She's gone. But don't worry. She's in a much better place now." Karen gasps and says, "Oh my God! She's dead! And for what? Just so I could fill out the new Versace strapless." Jack says, "You know what would go great with that is the Jimmy Choo slingback." Karen says, "Already got 'em. Oh, God, I hate myself! Can the salesgirls at Barney's be right? Am I a bad person?"

Answer: a pair of 3s

Rob bets, "I bet 50." Will says, "See your 50, raise you 50." Joe says, "Oh. 100, huh? I'm out." Will says, "What's it gonna be, Rob? Biggest pot of the night. You in, you out?" Rob says, "Thinking. I'm out." Will then gets happy, starts singing and Rob asks, "So what'd you have?" Will says, "I'm not gonna tell you." Rob says, "Come on, man. What'd you have?" Will says, "Forget it." Rob grabs the cards from Will's hands, look at them, and says, "A pair of 3s? What is this?" Will tells him, "It's called good card playing." Rob accuses, "You looked at my hand." Will says, "I wouldn't look at your hand, Rob. I know where it's been."

Answer: queen straight

Will had set up a fight between him and Rob so Grace could admit she was cheating. Will and Rob argue for a bit, then, Will jumps up and tips the table over. Grace jumps up and says, "Hey! stop it! Stop it! It was me! It's me! I'm the cheater! I could see all your cards, and Will told me to stop, but I couldn't, because I have a real problem losing. I'll cheat and I'll lie. I don't know. Maybe it's from spending three years wearing a scoliosis brace." Will says, "Grace." Grace says, "Okay, that was a lie, too. I am so sorry. And I will never play poker with you guys ever again. Say whatever you want about me. I know I'm horrible." Rob then says, "That was great! You were so convincing!" The guys then congratulate one another and hug. Rob then tells Will, "Oh, the table was beautiful." Will says, "I don't know. I just went with it!" Larry then says, "We're gonna get going. We'll see you next week." Grace is stunned and can't believe what just happened. Will tells her, "Grace, you should know better. In this house, a queen beats a straight every time."