"Three's a Crowd, Six is a Freak Show" Quiz

Answer: False

Will and Grace are having coffee & reading the newspaper. Will asks, "Hey, how was your date last night?" Grace says, "Don't wanna talk about it." Will asks, "That bad?" Grace replies, "That good." Will tells her he doesn't understand and Grace says, "I'm not jinxing it this time. Every time I have a good first date, the second one sucks, and there is no third. So, the only logical thing to do is not talk about it." Will says, "Very logical, Mr. Spock. Date well and prosper. You're crazy." Grace then says, "Fine. Call me superstitious. Let's talk about your date." Will says, "What? And jinx it? No thank you." Grace asks, "We can mention their names, right?" Will says, "Absolutely not." Grace then says, "Mark." Will says, "Paul...but that's it." Grace says, "Fine. Give any more details, we're doomed."

Answer: vocabulary

Grace told Will that if he guessed about her date, it wouldn't be the same as her telling him about it and they wouldn't jinx it. Will then asks how he could possibly guess and Grace says, "Minty." Will says, "Fresh breath?" Grace says, "Ding!" Will then says, "Huge." Grace says, "Vocabulary." Will says, "Ding!" Grace then says, "Broad." Will says, "Way." Grace tells him, "No, not Broadway, you homo. Broad shoulders."

Answer: orange cones police tape

Karen's in a toy store shopping for her stepson's birthday gift when Grace enters with her hand over her mouth. Karen asks her why she has her hand over her mouth and Grace tells her, "I just had something zapped at the dermatologist's, and it looks kinda funky, and I just don't want anyone to see it right now." Karen tells her, "Grace, I'm sure it's not nearly as bad as you think it is.

It's probably nothing, a little dot. Come on. Show mama." Grace takes her hand away and Karen falls back into the arms of a huge bunny and says, "Aah! Whoa! Oh! Oh, my God! Oh!" Grace then says, "Shh! Karen, Will you calm down?" Karen asks, "How do you expect me to calm down when I can see its heart beating right in front of me?" Grace tells her to be quiet and karen says, "Alright, I'm sorry. So how long have you had the herpes?" Grace says, "It's not herpes.

It's not even herpes adjacent." Karen says, "Oh, yeah? Well, it's close enough to be invited to the herpes family picnic." Grace says, "It was a weird freckle, and the doctor wanted to freeze it, and then he told me that it was going to take 10 days to heal. I mean, what made him assume that I could look awful for 10 days? Respond to that, and I will rub it all over your Prada." Grace then sees it in a mirror and says, "Oh, my God. Would you look at it in this little toy mirror? It's gotten bigger.

It's like Barbie's dream zit. Thank God I canceled my date with Mark." Karen then says, "Yeah, 'cause that thing looks like it needs orange cones and police tape around it."

Answer: On Tuesday

As Will exits the elevator, his date from the other night is there waiting on it. Will asks if he is there to see him and he tells him he was there to see Jack. Paul then says, "Look, this is kinda awkward, but, at that party I asked for both of your phone numbers. I hope that's not a problem, because it's not a problem for me." Will and Jack both says, "No." Paul continues, "Okay, Will, I'll see you Monday at the Plaza, and, Jack, I'll see you Tuesday at Shakey's." Jack says, "All-you-can-eat."

Answer: an 8 hour, 8

After Paul leaves, Jack follows Will into his apartment and says, "Don't shake your head at me! I called dibs on him at that party!" Will tells him, "Jack, how am I supposed to keep track? You call dibs on every guy you see. Last week you called dibs on Kevin Bacon." Jack says, "Le Bacon and I had a moment." Will says, "Some say "moment." Some say "security incident." Jack then says, "Anyway, Paul is into me." Will says, "Oh, please! He is so much more into me. We had an 8-hour date, which I know is hard for you to understand, seeing as you have 8 dates an hour."

Answer: Will's Losing His Hair

Jack tells Will that he and Paul have a song. Will asks him to sing a part of it. Jack sings, "Hee bop dee-bop bop, I love you. Paul loves me, and not you." Will tells him, "Catchy little ditty. Who does that song, the lady who pushes her shopping cart around the airport?" Jack says, "Actually, it's a new band called "Will is Fat." It's from their new album, "Will's Losing His Hair." Will then asks, "Jack, do you think when you insult me that you could try to be a little more artful, hmm? You bucktoothed fairy?" Jack says, "You know what? I don't need that from you!" Will says, "Now, Jack, Jack, Jack. Let's not do this, okay? I mean, we're both adults." Jack tells him, "You're the adult!"

Answer: He has six toes.

When Grace approaches Mark at the toy store, he is surprised to see her and says, "I thought you were out of town." Grace tells him, "I lied to you. I'm not taking a dozen underprivileged kids on a canoe trip. I canceled because I was afraid to see you because I had this freckle frozen and it looks awful and I was afraid that if you saw it, you wouldn't like me anymore." Mark says, "Well, that would make me pretty shallow, wouldn't it? Grace, I had a great time with you. I really like you. Besides, we all have little things on our bodies, right?" Grace says, "Right. I mean, you probably have...What? A patch of dry skin somewhere.

A rogue belly hair." Mark says, "I have six toes." Grace says, "Beg your pardon?"

Answer: Knicks, Celtics

Grace decides to give Mark a chance although she is creeped out over his extra toe. Mark asks, "Grace, would it be ok if I caught the last few minutes of the Knicks/Celtics game?" Grace says, "Are you kidding? I love basketball. I read all of Dennis Rodman's books."

Answer: muffins

Will and Paul are on a date and he's telling Will, "So for the whole flight, this annoying guy has been like, "When are we gonna get the muffins, huh? Where's my muffin?" So the stewardess finally brings the muffins, and the guy is so excited, he starts doing the Snoopy dance. So he gets up to wash his hands, and I don't know what made me do it, but, I stole his muffin. Ha ha ha!" Will laughs and Paul says, "I thought his head was gonna explode. "My muffin!" Will says, "Great story. I can't see you anymore."

Answer: He's a Celtics fan.

Once Mark removed his sock and Grace could see the toe, she freaked out but didn't want to seem shallow. Once the basketball game ended, Mark shouts, "Yes! Yes! The Celts win!" Grace then says, "What? You're a Celtics fan?" Mark says, "Huge." Grace then tells him to get out.

When he questions her, she tells him, "Look, I can put up with a lot of things from people, but not that!" Mark then says, "What? Grace, are you kidding me?" Grace tells him, "I will not have a six-toed Celtics fan in my house!" Mark then says, "Oh, Grace, this isn't about the basketball game. We know what this is about. How shallow can you be?" Grace says, "Okay, fine. I'm shallow.

But if you knew how much I liked you, you would know how much it is killing me to throw you out of here just because you have a toe where no toe should ever be."