"South Park" - "Free Willzyx" Trivia Quiz

Answer: rocket ships

Kyle hung behind to watch Jambu swim around and tapped on the glass. Jambu swam up and looked at him, and the bored announcers used the overhead system to make Jambu "talk." "Jambu" told Kyle he wanted to talk about rocket ships, explaining, "Yeah, I love rockets, but I can't see them 'cause I'm stuck in this tank. You know, someday, I wish that I could go up in space in a rocket ship." As Kyle ran off to get his friends, the announcers laughed that it was "funny every single time."

Answer: the moon

"Jambu" told the boys that he was sick because he wasn't "used to the Earth's atmosphere." He said he was from the moon and explained, "that's where all Orca whales are from. If I don't get back to the moon, I'm going to die." When Cartman showed a little skepticism, "Jambu" said wistfully, "I wish I could return and dance in the moon castle with my wife and three children again." When Stan asked Jambu why he didn't just tell the park employees, "Jambu" replied, "I can't tell them, because they're evil communists from the Horsehead Nebula.

They want to kill all us zypods, so they keep us in these horrible tanks and make us perform." Kyle immediately went home to organize the neighborhood kids and try to save Willzyx.

Answer: Cartman's mom's breast-feeding bra

They loaded the pool onto the skateboards and used Timmy's wheelchair to motor it into the park. The Russian government would come into play after they'd gotten Willzyx safely out of the park...

Answer: George Bush

Kyle called the Russian President to arrange a flight to the moon for Willzyx, but was shocked to hear that it would cost $20 million. He explained to the President, "We have a whale here that needs to get back to his family on the moon." The President was furious, as he'd hoped this "rich American" would be able to save his country from bankruptcy, and yelled into the phone, "Kiss my ass, George Bush! This is not funny!"

Answer: whale poop

They had driven to South Park, intending to go door to door, but noticed a broken-down fence. Walking into that backyard, they found a large pool with whale poop in it.

Answer: Dakota Fanning

The announcers handed her a sketch they'd made of the four boys. The picture was quite well-rendered and showed Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny as adolescents. Clyde's mom studied it for a moment before saying, "The fat one in the middle kinda looks like Dakota Fanning."

Answer: $200

At first Stan thought the man meant $200 million, but when he clarified that it was just $200, Stan instructed Craig, "Quick, call Kyle."

Answer: grand pianos

When the announcers came to Kyle's house, Sheila Broflovski told them that he'd headed to Mexico. As she explained, "As part of a school project, he's helping his class to move two donated grand pianos to needy school children in Tijuana." The announcers were shocked and asked which route the kids had taken.

They managed to catch up with the moving truck the kids had rented and stopped the driver, telling him he was carrying a stolen whale. The driver was shocked, saying, "Stolen? You kids told me you won that whale at Pizza Hut!"

Answer: ALF Leader

After the announcers stopped the truck, the police showed up on the scene and were going to arrest everyone, but the ALF arrived and opened fire on everyone to allow the kids to "save" the whale. When all the opposition was dead or incapacitated, the ALF Leader volunteered to drive the truck.

Answer: yes

The ALF thought the boys were releasing him into international waters off the coast of Mexico, but they actually positioned him in a sling attached to the Mexican space rocket. The rocket took off, and later Willzyx was shown dead (obviously!) on the moon's surface.