"South Park" - "Wing" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Miss Colorado Pageant

Mrs. Garrison also announced that Token was going to be paid $200 for singing at the event. The thought of money was enough to perk up the other kids and the boys immediately started plotting.

Answer: fountain

Cartman figured that they had as much right to Token's money as Token did, and they could lay claim to 10% of it by being his agents. Cartman declared, "We just need a really kickass office and some nice suits. And a fountain in our lobby. All top agencies have fountains in their lobbies. We gotta make Token think he needs us, when actually he doesn't need us at all."

Answer: Abraham Lincoln

Cartman's plan was to pretend he was talking to "somebody super famous and important" so that Token would be fooled into thinking the agency was "legit." The other boys thought it was a genius idea, but when Kenny called and Cartman pretended it was Abraham Lincoln, Kyle was furious! He pulled Cartman aside and pointed out that Lincoln had been dead for 200 years.

Answer: Creative Artists Agency

CAA, a real agency with a client roster including Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, and Cate Blanchett, took an interest in Token. Cartman was angry that Token would betray his agents so easily, arguing that CAA probably didn't "have a fountain in their lobby!" The agent broke the truth to the boys: "Actually, our fountain is two stories tall." Knowing that, there wasn't much Cartman could do!

Answer: American Idol

Mr. Kim brought his wife to the Super Awesome Talent Agency seeking representation for his wife, Wing. The boys initially refused to represent her, thinking it would be too much work. However, when Mr. Kim told them that he'd already booked his wife for a $1000 job on "American Idol" and the boys realized they wouldn't have to do any work to collect their 10%, they signed her enthusiastically!

Answer: massage parlor

They came into Mr. Kim's City Wok, angry because they had not yet been paid the arranged $10,000 for smuggling Wing into the United States. They claimed her as their own property and told Mr. Kim that they would make his wife work in "a massage parlor until she works off the debt." When the mafiosos started throwing his City Wok food on the floor, Mr. Kim finally confessed his wife's whereabouts, putting the Chinese mafia on the boys' trail!

Answer: The Contender

When the boys got Wing to Hollywood, they discovered a 17-day wait to get into the "American Idol" auditions. They were trying to find a solution when they overheard a producer getting news over the phone of a missing contestant. The boys, ever resourceful, volunteered Wing to take the empty spot on the show, not even knowing what the show was! The boys didn't end up getting any money from Wing's appearance, though, because she didn't win; she just sang her heart out while the other contestant beat her silly!

Answer: Sylvester Stallone

Stallone, the host of "The Contender", was impressed by Wing's singing and offered to pay her $4000 to perform at his son's wedding. The boys were ecstatic, and agreed to have her there the next day at 2pm. Unfortunately, while the boys were settling the deal, the Chinese mafia took Wing!

Answer: Cartman

Cartman picked up a gun and started firing, though he couldn't control the weapon at all. Kyle did make use of a toy car, though, putting it on the floor and tripping two mafiosos, resulting in their deaths. Unfortunately, in all the gunfire, Kenny was fatally wounded!

Answer: waiting tables

Token told the guys, "It turns out an agency doesn't really do anything for you. I'm trying to work my way back home." Cartman didn't have much sympathy for his ex-client, and sent Token off to fetch more bread and olive oil!