"South Park" - "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New ..." Quiz

Answer: no

Mr. Garrison was wide awake, listening to Dr. Biber describe in detail each stage of the transformative surgery. Dr. Biber seemed to think the surgery was pretty ordinary, telling Mr. Garrison, "I think if more people could just see a sex-change operation, they would know how perfectly natural it is." After turning his patient's genitalia inside out, Dr. Biber confirmed with an upturned thumb that Mr. Garrison looked "pretty much" like a woman!

Answer: Kyle was Jewish

Kyle was obviously disadvantaged by his height, but his heart was in the game and he was trying his best to hold his own. The coach pulled him off the court, though, and broke the news:
Coach: "Uh, look, kid, you've got great skills and a great attitude. But you're just not physically... built for the game."
Kyle: "Oo, whataya mean?"
Coach: "Well, it's just that... Jews can't play basketball."

Answer: supermarket

The townsfolk didn't quite know how to react, but Mrs. Garrison headed straight for the feminine hygiene aisle and started raving to the other women about the selection of products. Then she headed for the ladies' room and announced her excitement about getting to "pee out [her] vagina for the first time." The women in the bathroom were horrified by the sounds coming from Mrs. Garrison's stall and quickly cleared the room.

Answer: negroplasty

After his mother explained to him that people can have plastic surgery to make their outsides match how they feel on the inside, Kyle headed to Mrs. Garrison's surgeon to see about being turned into the "tall black man" he felt like. The surgeon thought for a moment before realizing that Kyle was referring to a "negroplasty" and explained the procedure: "What we do is slice your face and peel it back so we can insert new pigment-producing cells inside. We break the arm bones in several places and put braces to make them longer. Now, the knees we need to snap off and fill with small round objects that can cause better movement. And we finish it off with a nice peniplasty to enhance the genitalia. Negroplasty takes about seven hours and costs roughly three thousand dollars."

Answer: turn him into a dolphin

Gerald was wearing a dolphin t-shirt when he went to ream Dr. Biber out for trying to perform a negroplasty on Kyle. Dr. Biber picked up on Gerald's fascination with dolphins and told him he could perform a "dolphinoplasty" with ease. Gerald was clearly seduced by the idea, though not quite ready to commit.

Answer: Girls Gone Wild

Mrs. Garrison found herself at a bar where the show was filming and she hopped in front of the camera and pulled up her shirt. Everyone was so horrified by her unnatural-looking implants that they scattered. Mrs. Garrison seemed unfazed, even offering to bounce up and down!

Answer: no

She hoped to, but the doctor at Planned Parenthood informed her that she couldn't get pregnant because she didn't have ovaries or a womb. Mrs. Garrison was upset to realize the limitations of her transformation: "You mean, I'll never know what it feels like to have a baby growing inside me and then scramble its brains and vacuum it out? [...] But I paid five thousand dollars to be a woman! This would mean I- I'm not really a woman. I... I'm just a... a- I'm just a guy with a mutilated penis!"

Answer: used them in Kyle's knees

When Mrs. Garrison demanded Dr. Biber reinstate her original organs, he told her that the testicles had been used in a negroplasty and the scrotum had "been made into a dorsal fin for a man who wanted to look more like a dolphin." Mrs. Garrison dragged Dr. Biber out of surgery to help her find Kyle, but they realized they really had to hurry when the boys told them Kyle was playing in the All-State game. Dr. Biber told them that if Kyle actually played basketball, the testicles in his knees would explode!

Answer: $2

Despite the low entry fee, the security guards were very serious about catching Garrison, Biber, and the boys after they forced their way through the entry gate. The guards teamed up, chasing them and firing freely!

Answer: yes

After Mrs. Garrison and his father interrupted the game, Kyle got the ball and dunked it. When he landed, though, his knees exploded, spraying blood on the other players! Afterwards, Dr. Biber apologized for not explaining that the surgery was cosmetic only and offered to change both Kyle and Gerald back "for a nominal fee."