24. After the boys explained their theory of the crime, the old lady asked them what kind of TV they'd been watching. What did they tell her?
From Quiz "South Park" - "Lil' Crime Stoppers"
Answer:
"Just the news."
Their theory was pretty outlandish, so the old woman's response was understandable:
Old Woman: "My pie tin! Oooh, but what happened to the pie?"
Kyle: "Well, we've all talked it through and we've come up with a theory."
Old Man: "Well, what do you think happened, little detectives?"
Stan: "You said you set the pie in the window sill, where it must have sat for some time. But its sweet smell attracted the attention of somebody."
Kyle: "Your husband. He wanted that pie badly, but he knew that he was not allowed to eat it yet."
Cartman: "Slowly the rage built inside his mind. 'Why won't she let me eat that pie? Why does she always stop me from doing what I wanna do?!' His only solution became obvious: Kill her!"
Stan: "His plan was to use a hammer."
Cartman: "Bash, bash, BASH your skull in, causing instant death."
Stan: "Then to make it impossible for police to identify the body, he'd use a shovel to remove your head."
Kyle: "Then saw off the arms and legs."
Cartman: "The torso he would dump into the lake."
Stan: "The arms and legs he would dissolve with acid and lye in the bathtub."
Cartman: "And then, finally, he'd be able to eat that pie."
Kyle: "But before he could go through with this entire plan, he discovered that the pie had already been eaten...by your dog."
Cartman: "Looks like the game is over, old man!"
Old Woman: "Oh my God, what kind of television have you kids been watching?"
Stan: "Just the news."
Old Woman: "All right, all right, you boys run along now."
Stan: "Hey, you owe us a dollar, lady."
Old Woman: "Fine, here, just go!"
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