"South Park" - "Krazy Kripples" Quiz

Answer: Butters

Jimmy was shocked to see the poor turnout for his show, but Butters explained that everyone else had gone to see Christopher Reeve. Jimmy asked why Butters had come, and he told him, "Because I said I would." Then, hearing his own words, Butters realized, "Oh, I'm a dork, huh?"

Answer: play with trucks

Jimmy showed up at Reeve's presentation and chewed the boys out for skipping his comedy show. When it became clear that Jimmy was developing a real beef with Reeve, Stan declared, "Guys, I think we'd better stay out of this one." Kyle concurred, saying, "Yeah, this is starting to look like something we shouldn't be any part of. Let's go play with trucks or something." Having lost his audience, Jimmy turned to Timmy, who quickly came on board and the two founded a club for cripples who were "born that way."

Answer: drinking them

Larry King had asked how someone like Reeve would "make use of the stem cells," and Reeve demonstrated by popping the head off a fetus and noisily sucking out the contents before tossing the fetus aside. Then Reeve moved his arms around, proclaiming, "And now you can see, my arms have better movement."

Answer: The Crips

Jimmy and Timmy had thought the name up and gotten t-shirts printed with them, but were told by the man at the T-Shirt Factory that there was already a group who used that name. Jimmy and Timmy were thrilled to find out that there was already an established group and set out to Five Points to meet the other Crips!

Answer: ginger ale and marshmallows

Jimmy and Timmy weren't sure what they were expected to do, but they feigned confidence and set out on their mission. After being stopped momentarily by some cops, they spotted a convenience store, and Jimmy posited that the Crips wanted them "to get them some soda pop and treats." Jimmy determined, "Let's buy them ginger ale and marshmallows.

Then they'll let us in the club for sure." As the boys were crossing the street, a truck driver swerved to miss them, crashing into the convenience store and killing the crowd of Blood gang members who had been milling around the storefront! Still, Jimmy and Timmy made sure they got ginger ale and marshmallows so as not to go back to the Crips empty handed!

Answer: cash

Mr. Kim saw the clothing the boys were wearing and assumed they were part of the Crips gang. Not wanting to bring trouble into his place of business, Mr. Kim offered them all the money in his cash register ($112) and gave them their food for free! Jimmy and Timmy were thrilled, if confused, and Jimmy concluded that they must have been "the 100th customer or something." As soon as the boys left, Mr. Kim called the police to report, "I've just been robbed by two gang members!"

Answer: Gene Hackman

Gene Hackman, who had played Lex Luthor to Reeve's Superman, urged his old costar to stop using stem cells, arguing, "Using stem cells is like playing God. You should leave nature alone." Reeve challenged the suggestion, and Hackman explained, "I'm saying that sometimes you need to just live with the cards you're dealt, Christopher." The last iteration of his name seemed to send Reeve over the edge: "Stop calling me Christopher! That name no longer has meaning to me! Christopher was someone who lived in a wheelchair! Always being pushed around by others! The old Christopher Reeve is dead! From now on, I am... Chris!"

Answer: Britney Spears

Reeve welcomed his group: "I have chosen each member of this elite group of supervillains for their outstanding treachery, their desire for world conquest, and their hatred of all things good." The group also included Osama bin Laden, Kim Jong Il, and David Blaine! When Reeve announced that the group's mission would be the obliteration of Gene Hackman, though, the members were less than enthusiastic.

Answer: gardening

After Jimmy and Timmy orchestrated a lock-in for members of the Crips and the Bloods, they convinced them to not kill one another and instead give "having some fun together [...] a chance." Stirred by Jimmy's exhortation to "come on," the gang members agreed to try getting along.

Answer: space

After helping "pass a ban on stem cell research," Gene Hackman told Reeve he'd be going someplace where he could "never touch another fetus again!" As it turned out, that place was a "Phantom Zone" contraption like the ones used in the "Superman" films.

As he hurtled through space, Reeve yelled, "You haven't seen the last of me, Hack Man! I will be back!" The boys, watching the events unfold from the woods, mused, "I'm so glad we stayed out of that one."